A raging fish on a heater
Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w
whats 5 stars, like in GTA san andreas lol? like im in deep ****???
because i am in deep ****, just busted 12 dollars in less than 5 minutes.
FML man...
Congrats on ***** thread
oh lets celebrate those five stars (just noticed).
i just sattied into the $82 hyper hyper 7, **** YEAH BOOOYAHHHHH
NOW WE WILL TURN THIS MESS AROUUUUND!!!!!!!!
STARTING IN 12 MINUTES K T H X BAIII!!!!!!
Guess who came 4th in the $82 hyper.
Yes guys, it was me.
Roughly $900 locked up was on a bounty collecting bull RUN.
Payed back my merciful father and paid back another loan to a friend so roll now stands at a beastly $700 sharp.
LETS ****ING GOOOOOOO
Man im such a ****ing degenerate.
Went on the whole roller coaster ride.
Was going to sleep, but I couldnt because I use fat burner pills that give me insomnia.
Ended up losing 10 buyins in PLO ZOOM 10NL....
Made it almost back, punted away in sattelites and tournaments.
The end result?
$550 bucks I have now.
Oh and I almost forgot
After this went on monkey tilt and deposited on online casino $85. Lost it all in two hands of blackjack.
Deposited another $75, man my heart was beating out of my chest.
Bet four hands, did a split and a double.
And I ****ing heeeeeld.
Cashed out $210 in the end, left the casino stuff before **** turned out ugly.
Man what is wrong with me i lost like a fifth of my roll because of nothing man ffs.
I need to shape up.
Bye guys kthxbai
Played some more, sattied into a lot of stuff.
$109 bounty builder, early $55 and $33 hyper.
Cashed none, was really fatigue and exhausted.
Right now roll at $450, took out some cash and gave it to a friend who gave me his last money yesterday to sponsor me.
I feel absolutely ****ing atrocious because I took a very strong caffeine tablet (300mg) that contains a whole big stack of stimulants.
Absolutely ****ing atrocious.
Lets see the positive end of this, we got a roll for the coming week which we can spin up to $10k with the right moves.
Kthxbai
Congrats on the 4th place!
Does anyone else see this spam posts from ManuelTek? Have mods completely abandoned this site now?
Congrats on the 4th place!
Does anyone else see this spam posts from ManuelTek Have mods completely abandoned this site now
I saw them first but they were removed later.
Roll is at $343, so chewed through half of it already most of it sleep deprived and drowsy.
Satted into the $15k gtd fast $55 but no dice, lost a 3 way pot my AKvTTvA7o lol.
Pick up AQo hand after and bust against a similar setup.
Hope is, well ok.
A bit tilted about chewing through half of my winnings in a single day but thats just the way it goes for a man of my caliber.
Kthxbai
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My ****ing bro, appreciate a lot that you post in here.
I was going to sleep but I fired up another session. Made it into the $82 hyper (again) with no wind this time, bled away and busted.
Also satted into the $55 bounty builder where I soft bubbled after playing very recklessly.
Did a bad call with A7o for two bounties to decimate my 84bb stack....
Well well, now we got $240 and a ****ing dream. Plan is to cap today at $80 loss and keep atleast $150 for Sunday.
KTHXBAI GUYS
THATS WHAT YOU THINK HAHAHAHAHHA
H A R D BUBBLED THE $215 STACKOSAURUS, NEVER GAVE UP.
MADE IT TO THE $109 SUNDAY MILLION BUT GOT 109 TOURNAMENT DOLLARS, STILL DIDNT GIVE UP.
I PUT IN A $11 SAT TO A $82 AND MADE IT TO THE $530 BOUNTY BUILDER!!!!!!!
DOUBT ME NOW
KTHXBAI
GUYS THIS IS CAPS LOCK WORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRIPLED UP EARLY IN THE $530 BOUNTY BUILDER WITH AA VS JJ AND QQ AND WE ****ING HELD FOR A DOUBLE BOUNTY WORTH $250 AND WE MADE IT TO THE TOP OF SCOREBOARD.
ATM 6/40 AND AT 122.1BB.
GUYS WE ****ING COOOOOOKIIIIINGGGGGGGG
GUYS THIS IS CAPS LOCK WORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRIPLED UP EARLY IN THE $530 BOUNTY BUILDER WITH AA VS JJ AND QQ AND WE ****ING HELD FOR A DOUBLE BOUNTY WORTH $250 AND WE MADE IT TO THE TOP OF SCOREBOARD.
ATM 6/40 AND AT 122.1BB.
GUYS WE ****ING COOOOOOKIIIIINGGGGGGGG
that's what we like to see results. I blew my $1100 bankroll playing 500nl and $100 spins. all I can do is redeposit.
if u win sweet results. if u lose redeposit.
Best of luck in 530$, late reg ends when?
As a poker player you should use this one!
that's what we like to see results. I blew my $1100 bankroll playing 500nl and $100 spins. all I can do is redeposit.
if u win sweet results. if u lose redeposit.
RESULTS MAN GOT 400 BUCKS ROUGHLY LOCKED UP IN BOUNTIES ONLY AND 6/35 ATM 108.3BB.
LOVE TO YOU MAN THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT
IN EXACTLY ONE HOUR SHARP!
STILL CAPS MODE WE COOOKIIIINGGGGG!!!!
GOT A $300 BOUNTY JUST NOW, 110.1BB STACK ATM AND WE 4/12. ABOUT $10K FOR FIRST INCLUDING BOUNTIES!!!!!!!!!!
GG guys, got 8th for $1500.
Pretty dissapointed had some key hands gone wrong.
Got my KK in vs AKo and he flopped an ace for quarter of my biggish stack.
Then on the bubble I limped JJ (they were putting on a lot of pressure the big stacks) and lost 15bb of my 32bb stack to 93ss that rivered a twopair.
I was 6/8 when chipleader opens and I rejam my 16bbb with AQhh straight into the AKss of big stack. There was a 9bb shorter and 11bb shorter but we not shooting for a smallrr cash, we going for the win.
Flop is KQ2 turn is 5h giving us the fd but the river bricks out 3c and just like that we are out.
Honestly as said very dissapointed.
A $10k score would clear me, but now I atleast got enough to pay my debts and will be left with some money to grind.
Roll is at $1740, so its OK.
That was it guys thanks for supporting me, next time I will take it down.
Lol so your busto again post is postponed for another week or two at most..... enjoy your winners high m8
+1 reporting in. Everyone here, but you, knows you’re inevitably going broke.
In the off chance you’ll take on some unsolicited advice:
- Cash out your remaining roll
- Pay off as much of the debt as you can
- Self exclude on stars and other gambling platforms you’ve an acc with
- Lay off the drugs (incl stimulant supplements)
- Start working full time.
You’ve been around poker for a decade by now and it’s safe to say this game is not for you - that’s ok. If you continue down this path you’ll only keep digging a bigger hole. The older you get the more of a pathetic and isolated life you’ll live. Get off now you can. Good luck.
Lol so your busto again post is postponed for another week or two at most..... enjoy your winners high m8
How long does your hater’s high last for?
