A raging fish on a heater

A raging fish on a heater

Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w

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18 March 2016 at 11:57 AM
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If I may ask, how many people do you owe money to?


by Zamadhi

If I may ask, how many people do you owe money to?

6-7 maybe.


by ChanY

6-7 maybe.

are u worried they will break your legs if u don't pay on time?


by Pileupthecoins

are u worried they will break your legs if u don't pay on time?

All of them are close friends.
Besides that nobody can break my legs.


by ChanY

All of them are close friends.

The debt collectors knocking on your door are your close friends?


by Rolled High, Bro

The debt collectors knocking on your door are your close friends?

Broken YouTube Link

op is roman. ops dangerous friend is niko. Romans girlfriend is M who is ops girlfriend.

Broken YouTube Link

by Rolled High, Bro

The debt collectors knocking on your door are your close friends?

They are stately.

Rn playing live cash got $230, started with $200.

Got the green lights, got a new backer that personally asked me to come play today 50/50.

Kthxbai


by ChanY

They are stately.

Rn playing live cash got $230, started with $200.

Got the green lights, got a new backer that personally asked me to come play today 50/50.

Kthxbai

Good stuff bro. run it up.


by Pileupthecoins

he doesn't buy crabmeat...

man I miss 6betme.


by ejames209

man I miss 6betme.

he donked a big MTT and won tens of thousands. op hasn't done it yet


Lost $200.
Im cooked, like purely cooked.
Lost a decent sized pot with AsAh on diamond board, 4th diamond on the board saved me some money but he had ****ing j9dd.

New backer, got me a rebuy which I had 100% in for $100 where I ran JJ into QQ lmao.

And Yeah before that I busted in a 3 way pot closing the action with KTss, flopped a FD which was good but villain had a set we ran it twice
Hit a useless flush on the second paired board, lol.

If we dont find a miracle we are truly truly truly cooked, like I lose whatever cred I have left to both my old and new backers and all my friends.

See guys, once again I am honest.
I could choose to stop posting and leave out all miserable degenerate details but I journal for myself and honestly for your entertainment lol.

Kthxbai, tomorrow is a new day yes.


by ChanY
by WPNdonk

Are you actually trying to make money or just fulfill a gambling itch Why wouldn't you unreg and use 109 tourney dollars to build a roll

I want to see you in action, not busto

Go big or go home is my forever motto.

You might want to change that because you've been going home a lot.


by ChanY

Lost $200.Im cooked, like purely cooked.Lost a decent sized pot with AsAh on diamond board, 4th diamond on the board saved me some money but he had ****ing j9dd.New backer, got me a rebuy which I had 100% in for $100 where I ran JJ into QQ lmao.And Yeah before that I busted in a 3 way pot closing the action with KTss, flopped a FD which was good but villain had a set we ran it

Where do you find these backers? And they don't understand poker at all? Why would they only back you for 1 buyin if they think you are a winning player in the games?


I think you've cracked poker.

It's all freerolls!


by ChanY

but first lemme take a selfie

Lol


by ChanY

New backer, got me a rebuy which I had 100% in for $100 where I ran JJ into QQ lmao.

....so a loan. A guy got you down to the casino, lied to you about backing you, and then loaned you money which you can't pay back and proceeded to throw away.


by Rolled High, Bro

....so a loan. A guy got you down to the casino, lied to you about backing you, and then loaned you money which you can't pay back and proceeded to throw away.

No?
Are you mentally challenged or something Rolled High, Bro?
He backed me first bullet 50/50, then he said second bullet is on you if you want to.
So I did not buy in for $200 of my own money but $100, which I then promptly then lost JJ v QQ.

Learn to read.


by ChanY

No?
Are you mentally challenged or something Rolled High, Bro?
He backed me first bullet 50/50, then he said second bullet is on you if you want to.
So I did not buy in for $200 of my own money but $100, which I then promptly then lost JJ v QQ.

Learn to read.

So I said "sounds like he loaned you money that you now have to pay back"
And you replied "No" but the explained how he loaned you money, that you now have to pay back.
I'd also like to bet that he was also playing in the game that you were playing.


go **** yourself timothytpenut **** yourself.

was ****ing finished finished FINISHED in a $11 sat to $82 fast Friday where i decide to call off half my stack with a8o and get ****ED by 44 flops set i have gunshot mISS.
AND THEN ****ING SB ME VS BB TT HE FINDS AK AND SAFE FLOP AS USUAL AND THE ****ING TURN BRINGS A KING **** MY LIFE
DONK OFF THE REST ON 10NL PLO WITH **** HANDS **** MY LIFE.


next time have AA or KK instead of TT. also a8 vs 44 and hit a 8 and hold to win. thats how winning poker is done. Learn to run good pray to the God for run good.


i need to learn how to win flips as pileupthecoins says.
lost AK v JJ v KQ which technically isn't a flip, but yeah for a massive chiplead pot in $82 hyper satty and basicly finished stack... fml


by ChanY

i need to learn how to win flips as pileupthecoins says.
lost AK v JJ v KQ which technically isn't a flip, but yeah for a massive chiplead pot in $82 hyper satty and basicly finished stack... fml

if u don't u will lose all ur money. that's MTT poker 4 u. its important to win flips.


So what's an average day look like for you? Do you get up and start looking for loans? Do you have chores? Do you eat meals with your family? Do you help prepare those meals?


Jerry Yang won with J8s vs KJo all in pre and hits a 8 on turn and goes on to win the wsop main event becoming the world champion of the Poker for 2007. He won $8.25 million. ChanY you could watch a video on how he did it.


by Rolled High, Bro

So what's an average day look like for you? Do you get up and start looking for loans? Do you have chores? Do you eat meals with your family? Do you help prepare those meals?

I work as a substitutes teacher, so it depends.
Look for loans sporadically, RN im capped in loans. Which absolutely sucks considering it is SCOOP and all. I help my mother wash the clothes each Wednesday, thats basicly it.

I sometimes eat with my family, my mother cooks. Which is pretty common in a middle eastern family, my dad has never cooked me a single meal.

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