A raging fish on a heater

No more punts, only binks.
I keep doing miserable atrocious things.
Worked today 09-14.45.

Lost some money on PLO, and busted a satty villain limps big stack I rejam JJ 15.6bb and he snaps with KJo flop safe, turns gutshot and river smacks it in my face.

That was it for today.

Kthxbai

y work when u can play poker. quit work and become a MTT live pro bro. don't wait until u get money just turn up to the room and ask for a stake if u got no money. 1 way ticket to Las Vegas and grind vegas mtts. ask the merciful father for a loan.

Indeed.
But I need work for a meaningful purpose.
Like when I had a $4k+ roll I could grind for a living.
Whatever.

Just got the green lights to play live 2day.

Please wish me the greatest of luck.

Kthxbai.

Good luck.. I'm going to play live too soon

What stakes?
Im playing $1/$1 and 200 buying 50/50 w backer.

Probably 5/5 or 2/4

How many days did you work (as a sub) this month?

Why do you need a green light to play with your own money? Or are you saying you are taking another loan out? I assume the backer is playing in the game with you, right?

Worked 11 days so far, which is GREAT.

It depends on my backer.
Tonight it was 100% backed.

Got rekt.

Utg+1 opens to $10 i 3b $32 (could go larger here tbh) he calls.
Flop is QTJdd, i Cbet $40.
Turn is a blank pot is $140 we have starting stack $200 so pot behind - i jam.
He snaps.
I ask run it twice, he says thrice - lol.
Made me feel almost ok, he might be on some kind of draw.
He shows KJdd lmao, run it thrice with the nuts and redraw to the uber nuts?

I obviously dont hit, and here I am writing to you.
Asked my backer for a $50 loan, which he will venmo soon.

Thats it kthxbai.

That is great. Is teaching something you enjoy doing or just what was available? Is there a realistic path for you to become a full time teacher, I'm guessing if that's something you pursue your parents would be pretty happy and would do what they can to support you.

Full time degen only.

Work these shitty jobs and gay4pay only for support the degen.

U donks needa stop tryin to father this dude. He got a dad already.

Thanks Rolled High, Bro.
See I respond very astutely when adressed to politely.

I love teaching, and will eventually educate myself to become a teacher which takes 3-4 years here in Sweden.

Yeah I know, I actually studied economics for 3.5 years (a 3 year programme but I failed some courses).
Had 6 months left when I took a break, which ended up becoming a 5 year break.

Now I have forgotten everything about economics and struggle with 9th grade Maths, so Yeah I am cooked.

On my way to the job, on the subway rn.

Might get the green lights today for playing live too, lets see what happens!

3.5 years in economics and still don't understand how your bankroll management will lead to a 100% failure rate. (Or you just don't care?)

I guess Swedish college is a bad as American.

Just want to see you succeed bro, good luck today kick some ass live

I just dont give a ****, make it or break it.
Swedish college is the nuts.

Thank you bro, I really appreciate it.

Time to play good and run good.

Have you thought about fasting? Not eating foods for a period of time. time to shred bro and lowered calories will make u gain all sorts of gains.

Never fasting, I crash hard without food.

Got the red lights for now for playing Live.

Got $12 from mother to eat for, insta deposited them. Registered a satty to the $215 scoop bounty builder $300k.

Rejammed Ajo 14bb got called by peace&love(the streamer) that held with 33.
He doesnt ****ing need the money, I ****ing do.

Now I am hungry and have to pretend to be full because my mother is at home.

This is how miserable I am.

Kthxbai.

How do you pull off this deception? Can't she see that you didn't leave and didn't get anything delivered?

she sent me the money, i insta deposited and waited in the mall for some time - lol.

rn cooking almost, 23/40 with a 25.5bb stack and we hAVE KINGSSSSS OPENING THE CO KQTCC FLOP, oh and yes the bb called sorry for the excitement.
turn is a 8s, j9 already was there and now has a long straight i bet 85% pot and get the fold.

12/39 and 15 places paid to the $215 bounty builder SCOOP $300k gtd !!!!!!!!

edit:::::: 4 OF ****ING 34 !!

EDIT OF EDIT BEFORE I EVEN MANAGE TO EDIT SB JAMS 21.BB I HAVE A9HH AND CALL I ****ING HOLDDDDDD 2/32!!!!!!!!!! 63.6BB AND A LIVING DREAM!!!!!!

good luck with the job - this is just my personal experience but I found that having a job makes me actually play way better as I never worried about money and purely focused on poker decisions as just an ev machine. I hope you pursue the teaching job it'll be best for your personal and poker life for sure

thanks bro, at 12 days of work this month now basicly full time will get a decent salary next month

rn 5/16 and 15 paid 😃 $215 SCOOP PROG KO $300K GTD HERE I COMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I cant even ****ing write anything this just happened, am out

I don't understand how 1bb went in, let alone 150bb. Post the hh?

probably check jammed the river

YA THINK