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Man City have set another record with 115 charges of financial shenanigans and also managed to win
I simply cannot wrap my head around how every player turns to **** and every manager fails in increasingly humiliating fashion at United. Ratcliffe being a **** to the tea ladies and running the club like a failing Subway sandwich chain can’t explain how bad they actually are on the pitch.
I canβt believe it finally happened in this of all seasons. After being numb to defeats and pretty much devoid of hope.
Still united were worse.
Manamanamana ey ey, waka waka ey ey ey, 17th I can't believe, we're in the Champions League!
What an absolute **** off. And I literally could not care less. 0 days since Spurs won a trophy.
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Lads, It's Tottenham

We finish 17th in the league and no one cares since we just won a trophy and are going to Champions League.
Sunday’s league finale vs. Brighton will feel like a block party..
Clearly the greatest league ever. Our relegation candidates duked it out in an EL final. The blokes who may not reach 40pts in the league.
If anyone tries to say maybe we are not farmers its the epl instead its time to retire.
Man was this a shite game of football. United just so inept - Spurs defended like a training session. I can't remember a single chance created other the one spilt by Vicario.
Utd must have had 50 crosses, seemingly not much else was in the plans.
Big Ange made history. Levy learned from firing managers before cup finals. Also Son finally did it happy for him.
I don't think Utd were THAT bad, but they really need to buy some players. I think they should start with Rodrygo imo. They should hurry up too because I hear other EPL clubs want him as well.
Tottenham were never as bad as results have suggested, they've had a lot of injuries and probably been a bit unfortunate. The Mancs, however, are. I am starting to wonder how long it is going to take them to rise off their knees.
Look at some of the **** that started last night:
Mason Mount - is he a wide player or a 10? If he's a 10, it seems a bit odd to sign him since he competes with your talisman for a starting position, and he cost a fortune and is on massive wages. If he's a wide player, why is he so slow? Chelsea appear to have tucked them up nicely there.
Hojlund - maybe there's a player in there but he's keeping it well hidden.
Casemiro - played a full 90 minutes. Still has a year left on his contract.
Maguire - they could have palmed him off to us a year or two ago. Still got a year left on his contract.
Have they got any more tea ladies they can sack to balance the books?
Congrats Spurs. There is something nice about Ange giving his second season quote and the media trying to throw it back at him all season and then he gets there.
I’m just numb right now. **** this team, **** Jim Ratcliffe, **** every fan who were pro-ratcliffe, **** the glazers
I don’t know what Jassim would’ve done, but it would’ve been a full purchase and we wouldn’t see people on Β£35k per year being axed while players on 300k+ a week are being celebrated. **** this ****
I'd also forgotten that Sancho and Antony were out on loan.
If I were them I'd knock signing people for Β£300k a week on the head, because you can't shift them when they go wrong, and they always seem to go wrong.
As for UTD, lol. Fernandes seems to be issuing a come and get me plea with his comments after and if they lose him they are proper ****ed again for next season.
If Fernandes leaves they are turbo ****ed. Heβs carried them for half a decade now. Cunha is a great player incoming but he will be red carded/banned for being a nob multiple times and will start arguing with fans on social media before long, guy is an arsehole and he wonβt ever change imo.
Did see Amorim say if they want him gone he will go without any compensation required. Fair play to him. That will please Sir Rat after the ETH debacle.
Iβve given up on hoping for Southgate in. I would like to see Goldbridge in and an all or nothing behind the scenes documentary made of his season. Would sell by the bucketload and pay for a new dinner lady.
I'd also forgotten that Sancho and Antony were out on loan.
If I were them I'd knock signing people for Β£300k a week on the head, because you can't shift them when they go wrong, and they always seem to go wrong.
Iβm totally with you, mate. I feel like Iβve been screaming into a void for years for them to cut the crap on βsignature signingsβ and bring in hungry talent. Sancho was just so stupid on every level. Didnβt get him the summer United needed him, signed him the next year on astronomical wages and didnβt really do their research on how much of a **** he is.
Antony was pure Woody/Murtaugh stupidity. The fee was bonkers as they put themselves up against a wall and then gave a guy on 20k per week 200k per week. Heβs actually a good player, I just think the whole situation around him was toxic AF and it was impossible for him to actually perform at the level of his wage and fee.
It does sound like Cunha is coming in, but I also wouldnβt be surprised to see Garnacho and Bruno out the door this summer. This situation is really bad. Like, insanely bad. Itβs taken 20 years to get to this point, but this has happened on the Glazersβ watch and anyone claiming they canβt be blamed can **** right off. I donβt see United making Europe any time soonβ¦β¦and I donβt see the Glazers selling any time soon. Donβt worry folks youβll keep getting your laughs and at this point I almost feel like a relegation could actually happen:p
At this point I'm convinced the culture is utterly ****ed there.
Don't know how else we can explain players being good before and after Utd.
I'm sure Sir Ratface does not help with his wage cutting and staff firing pranks
Congrats Spurs fans - great to see Son hoist a trophy.
Cunha is a great player incoming but he will be red carded/banned for being a nob multiple times and will start arguing with fans on social media before long, guy is an arsehole and he wonβt ever change imo.
Someone needs to carry on the good work that Sancho left when he was getting pumped 4-0 playing FIFA in the small hours when he had training the next day. It's entirely possible that Cunha could be the first ever Brazilian to be anointed the Archbishop of Banterbury.
21(22) losses out of 38. Even with injuries that is diabolical.
Spurs also need a big summer as 1 van der veen injury and the defense is in shambles. Son isn't getting younger, Johnson is straight up bad.
Think they could go massive this summer and fix a lot of the squad. Not sure what Levy has in his mind.
They are in a lotsl better position than Utd and I expect them to be in the fight for top6 if they have a decent summer.
Yes garbage but also bear in mind we also stopped trying as soon as we were effectively safe from relegation lol
Suspect we arent close to this had next year. Don't see us being anywhere near top 4 challengers obvs without adding like 4-5 starters, but even the addition of 2 actually good CMs would make a huge difference.
Excellent day yesterday, the pub was full and turning people away more than 90m before kickoff, the overflow bar also just about full before kickoff.
