A raging fish on a heater

A raging fish on a heater

Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w

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18 March 2016 at 11:57 AM
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by ChanY

satte into a $162 PSKO yesterday which i promptly punted off with a9o 4 ways 😀 for one bounty but still, incredible punt.
rn waiting for loans, so i am taking my time writing her.e
got two loans yesterday, and 2 loans on sunday.
waiting for two more loans right now, yeah i am F U C K E D majorly so i just put the foot on the gas epdal with the loans lolllll

K
THX
BAI

T3o would of been a better punt. please next $100+ MTT u play punt with T3o against a open and a 3 bet then u shove 4 bet. screenshot and you will surely go down as the greatest of all time the goat even if u lose. respect 4 da balls.


by ChanY

satte into a $162 PSKO yesterday which i promptly punted off with a9o 4 ways 😀 for one bounty but still, incredible punt.
rn waiting for loans, so i am taking my time writing her.e
got two loans yesterday, and 2 loans on sunday.
waiting for two more loans right now, yeah i am F U C K E D majorly so i just put the foot on the gas epdal with the loans lolllll

K
THX
BAI

Seems unlikely you'll ever have sustained success in poker if you can't at least learn a modicum of patience/bankroll management.

Zero roll and you play a $162 instead of unregging (I assume you can still unreg and get tourney dollars?) and at least playing $5-$16 buyins or something semi reasonable to give yourself a much better chance to stay in action.


by WPNdonk

Seems unlikely you'll ever have sustained success in poker if you can't at least learn a modicum of patience/bankroll management.

Zero roll and you play a $162 instead of unregging (I assume you can still unreg and get tourney dollars) and at least playing $5-$16 buyins or something semi reasonable to give yourself a much better chance to stay in action.

Gambling problem.


You OK Chany?


im ok and i have a gambling problem.


by ChanY

im ok and i have a gambling problem.

deposit $25 and play $1 mtts. that's the first road to recovery from that terrible disease.

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by ChanY

im ok and i have a gambling problem.

Glad to hear you are OK. Quitting honestly seems like a good idea and focusing on other things. Best of luck brother!


by WPNdonk

Glad to hear you are OK. Quitting honestly seems like a good idea and focusing on other things. Best of luck brother!

im not really ok, in debt to around 10+ people with no income.


by ChanY

im not really ok, in debt to around 10+ people with no income.

A non-schizophrenic would probably get a job and stop gambling in your situation. I look forward to seeing what direction you take.


by ChanY

im not really ok, in debt to around 10+ people with no income.

Just find any job mate. Wash dishes. After a month of doing that you'll be motivated to find a better job, and then just go from there. I've done just about every job you can think of. There was a period of my life I was wiping old people's asses and changing diapers. Now I make over 100k a year and just play poker on the side. Discomfort is what inspires change. Learn from your mistakes, man up, and go find a job.


by Rolled High, Bro

A non-schizophrenic would probably get a job and stop gambling in your situation. I look forward to seeing what direction you take.

lol


by ChanY
by WPNdonk

Glad to hear you are OK. Quitting honestly seems like a good idea and focusing on other things. Best of luck brother!

im not really ok, in debt to around 10+ people with no income.

Aren't you still making some amount of money from part time teaching? And I think you get paid the 24th?

Along with living at your parents and trying to hustle some side incomes I'd think you could knock out the debt pretty fast if you wanted to.


Get more loans. Ask. Play. Win. Repeat.

Working is for quitters. Ur a poker player. Thats what u tell women that u beat others at cards.

Mike the mouth was 700k in debt i believe 150k to danny kid poker. Ur debts are peanuts.


just asked a friendd for $30.
owe like 10 people money RN.

connected with Josy, we a thing now again.

kthxbai.


by WPNdonk

Aren't you still making some amount of money from part time teaching And I think you get paid the 24th

Along with living at your parents and trying to hustle some side incomes I'd think you could knock out the debt pretty fast if you wanted to.

its summer break :/ not getting a single penny until like october....


by ChanY

just asked a friendd for $30.
owe like 10 people money RN.

connected with Josy, we a thing now again.

kthxbai.

Who ever Josy is, they must really hate themselves.


by Pablito

Who ever Josy is, they must really hate themselves.

lol she truly loves me, and has no clue i am battling these inner demons and chronic poverty.
she is an angel.


by ChanY

lol she truly loves me, and has no clue i am battling these inner demons and chronic poverty.
she is an angel.

Interesting dynamic. Sounds like a TV-series in the making!

In her eyes, who are you and what you are doing?


Nice to see you back with your ex - great news.

Hopefully, you'll use this as an opportunity to reflect on the rest of your lifestyle and plan/alter accordingly - don't be afraid of change! GL


Did u run up the $30 loan to 100k? then played triton and won $1.7 million and brought a Lambo and house for you and Josy?


then you go on to win the main event at the wsop 5x in a row (back to back to back to back to back) and go down as the greatest no limit holdem tournament player of all time and a father to 5 kids with Josy.


no i loaned more, got $15 in pre-payment for a photo shot (lol nothing gay man) and busted it all.

busted every single penny these last days, not even running close to making it in the money in anything.

kthxbai.


by ChanY

no i loaned more, got $15 in pre-payment for a photo shot (lol nothing gay man) and busted it all.

busted every single penny these last days, not even running close to making it in the money in anything.

kthxbai.

u could try modeling. clothes modeling for shops etc.


This Pileupthecoins is much more weirder than OP...Jesus christ!


by kebberanuil

This Pileupthecoins is much more weirder than OP...Jesus christ!

He tards up every thread in this subforum

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