Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

I start this with some pictures:

nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV

nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4)

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18 March 2019 at 01:30 PM
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by DeezedFourz

You think he'd be a valuable contributer to society if he quit poker? I do appreciate your optimism.

With his inability to learn/adapt, maybe he could do menial work (big maybe) but why would he do that when he can punish the whales!?


by haqpod

Hey paisting I have similar play style and thought proccess as you and I appreciate your out of the box thinking. Can you please your thought proccess for this hand ?


he had a blocker to the flush



Paisting what do you think? did they successfully take advantage of the rigging somehow?


by shutdown

Paisting what do you think? did they successfully take advantage of the rigging somehow?

Ok so I might be a bit of micro BRM nit after having played games like these for close to half a million hands over the last year and a half, but even I think I'll find a new hobby if I'm still playing 10-25NL after a million hands. Holy crap that looks numbing, especially with such nitty stats if that's 6-max. And that's reg tables as well since zoom isn't tracked afaik.


by DeezedFourz

Ok so I might be a bit of micro BRM nit after having played games like these for close to half a million hands over the last year and a half, but even I think I'll find a new hobby if I'm still playing 10-25NL after a million hands. Holy crap that looks numbing, especially with such nitty stats if that's 6-max. And that's reg tables as well since zoom isn't tracked afaik.

there's definitely some interesting microstakes players around



Anyone have any guesses how much it cost to punish the whales this month? Lets see who can get closest.

I go for $210.


wow - what a thread.


How bad was it this month?


unbelievable that one person can be this unlucky. After reading all posts of paisting its clear that he is one of the best players at the micros. He punishes all the whales and GTO nits but poker site does not want him to be the big winner he deserves to be. Such a sad world…


Its even worse than that, its not that just 1 pokersite is out get our beloved paisting
Every pokersite is making him lose even though he is likely the best player in the world right now!!! Talk about bad luck


by Slugant

How bad was it this month?

+100$ EV


Why didn't you report the fraud Paisting? This would have been the greatest poker story of all times?


by Slugant

How bad was it this month?

it was really disaster


by ejames209

it was really disaster

For who? RuGrindaUkr569 in Uzbekistan needs to get rent money too.


An absolutely brutal month and by far the worst month of suckouts I've ever had. I lost practically every single time I got it in as a favorite. Just from suckouts alone I lost over $500 precisely $520 which is more than the bankroll many people here recommend. Some even play with less and weÂ’ve all seen those claiming they beat the games after winning 20 buy ins.

I lost 78 times with 65–97% equity:

3x 95%+ equity suckouts
1x 90-95% equity suckouts
17x 80-90% equity suckouts
33x 70-80% equity suckouts
24x 65-70% equity suckouts

These contains 7x AA lost to suckout and 8x KK lose to suckout.

On top of that I lost flips at such a rate that I'm down $112 after 40k hands. Every time I had a big pair someone had a bigger one. Didn't matter if I had aces or kings whales always showed up with the same often multiple times.

Look at this. I’ve been showing this kind of stuff for years now. It’s not just 30 or 40 suckouts. We’re talking almost 80 suckouts. Every ****ing time I get it in against these whales this happens.

And then comes the same old response: “Why you play there?” Do you understand this rng operates illegally in every country? You should be actively working to stop this kind of thing from happening not repeating same ****. It's not just "haha they hoax!" It's something that is not allowed. And this is also mathematically impossible.

The worst part? There’s not a single one good player in the entire nl10 player pool. It's full of ****ing ******ed whales. My hand hurts because of green tagging whales every session and every round. Limp, call, limp, call and every ****ing time they suckout.

And if you find it hard to respond to this then please explain what hands and spots actually generate profit in nl10 when you're losing $500+ on your best hands to pure suckouts? Time to open your eyes. And when you start wondering who is good player me or someone else take a look at who keeps getting it in good against these whales and makes them crap their pants over and over again. Show me one person on this planet who takes this many suckouts. Just one. Anywhere on Earth.

It's time to finally wake up!








Wow, the whale got eaten this month, your last line is accurate but not in the way you think.


He tags player, I'd love to see those. It's probably some dude with 30bbs win rate against Paisty, tagged as a whale.


by Paisting

An absolutely brutal month and by far the worst month of suckouts I've ever had. I lost practically every single time I got it in as a favorite. Just from suckouts alone I lost over $500 precisely $520 which is more than the bankroll many people here recommend. Some even play with less and weÂ’ve all seen those claiming they beat the games after winning 20 buy ins.I lost 78 tim

-260 bi at 10NL in less than 50k hands should be a reason to be first ballot into the Poker Hall of Fame.


by DeezedFourz

-260 bi at 10NL in less than 50k hands should be a reason to be first ballot into the Poker Hall of Fame.

He's definitely a legend of online poker at this point. Hundreds of thousands of people know who he is. I wonder if he realizes that. The guy could maybe earn a living by posting vlogs.

P.S. I lowkey resent the fact that 888 never had him as an ambassador. They could have named him, like, the RNG inspector or something like that.


You can laugh all you want but Paisting didnt show his EV line this time. Obviously to hide the fact that he is actually a shark.

Sure he lost $2600 in 40k hands at microstakes with a lossrate of -65bb/100 but im confident that his ev winrate was actually +65bb/100

He is just so goddarn unlucky


How do you even have $2600 USD to lose? Why is the Finnish government giving you that much money?

And do they not audit your spending habits at all? 20 years and they just keep shoveling you money? WTF

BTW nobody gets all in as much as you, so ofc you're going to incur more beats than anyone else since most other people are actually trying to PLAY poker instead of just punting and praying like you do. Fish.

I don't expect you to understand that concept at all though. Keep doing what you're doing. It's clearly working really well for you.


no EV line?


Lol 260 buyins in 40k hands is crazy.


Paisting, you claim you lost $500 to "suckouts", how did you lose the other $2100? And of the 40k hands how many times were you all in before the flop?

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