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Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by Burdzthewurd m

Depends on how much body hair they leave on the bathroom floor

The more body hair the lower chance of a tip


by dukeandduke m

He said they kept his car until he could pay. Also said he had no bankroll or ability to pay his first three weeks of living expenses in Vegas until after he received a few checks, so sounds like he has no or minimal credit and did the right thing staying at home and not going into debt playing poker or being disappointed in scheduled dealing hours during the WSOP.Really should

He's gross and I'll never tip him if he deals to me.
Of course I don't fall into his 1/2 nl dealing rubric so I likely won't get the chance.


by bobw525 m

The way it works for the room Rice is renting is a handshake agreement, probably month to month with no utilities. I have been in this position before. Part of it is so the landlord doesn't have to pay taxes on the income.

Rice doesn't want a lease because it allows the perception that he can become nomadic if he wants to.

If you don't have a lease the landlord can sell all your crap at a pawn shop and change the locks. I guess the fact that an extremely used rice cooker isn't worth three dollars, and neither is the rest of his crap, is his protection.


ELD is a legal expert. Likely he will install a ring camera livestreaming and when the landlord breaks the lock it will be recorded. Then ELD will have mail and package receipts sent via certified mail showing a legal mailing address to prevent the landlord from changing the locks pursuant to Nevada lockout law NRS 118A.390.

by pig4bill m

If you don't have a lease the landlord can sell all your crap at a pawn shop and change the locks. I guess the fact that an extremely used rice cooker isn't worth three dollars, and neither is the rest of his crap, is his protection.


Urban Nomad achieves a major Nomadic milestone and rents a drive in storage Unit for $250 per month for the Sienna long term parking and boondocking.

The storage unit has numerous amenities including restroom, light socket for free electricity, and safe long term parking.

Urban Nomad declines Vegas Nomadic Method since he cannot even handle 80 degrees in California.


by borg23 m

He's gross and I'll never tip him if he deals to me.
Of course I don't fall into his 1/2 nl dealing rubric so I likely won't get the chance.

I wouldn't be surprised if ELD deals players out for not tipping him. He seems to enforce his own rubric at the table. Or maybe he just gets back at non tippers in passive aggressive ways like not pushing pots to them and deliberately dealing their cards just out of reach lol


by topg2024 m

ELD is a legal expert. Likely he will install a ring camera livestreaming and when the landlord breaks the lock it will be recorded. Then ELD will have mail and package receipts sent via certified mail showing a legal mailing address to prevent the landlord from changing the locks pursuant to Nevada lockout law NRS 118A.390.

Only flaw in your plan is how is he going to get a ring camera?


by angle_shooter m

I wouldn't be surprised if ELD deals players out for not tipping him. He seems to enforce his own rubric at the table. Or maybe he just gets back at non tippers in passive aggressive ways like not pushing pots to them and deliberately dealing their cards just out of reach lol

I had a dealer short deal me once. He kept rolling the deck when he would bring chips into the pot. I politely asked him not to 3-4 times and he told me it wasn't a big deal. So then I won a pot and didn't tip. He spent the rest of the down short dealing me and I'd short muck in return. Good times.


by borg23 m

I had a dealer short deal me once. He kept rolling the deck when he would bring chips into the pot. I politely asked him not to 3-4 times and he told me it wasn't a big deal. So then I won a pot and didn't tip. He spent the rest of the down short dealing me and I'd short muck in return. Good times.

LOL this is exactly the petty stuff that ELD would do.

The best would be hitting a bad beat jackpot or similar and then stiffing him on the tip. He would self combust with entitlement rage, just like he did after the infamous Red Rock Massacre.


by angle_shooter m

LOL this is exactly the petty stuff that ELD would do.

The best would be hitting a bad beat jackpot or similar and then stiffing him on the tip. He would self combust with entitlement rage, just like he did after the infamous Red Rock Massacre.

Hahaha that would be amazing.


by WPNdonk m

Do most people tip the housekeeping I usually do but thought I was the minority.

After a quick search, about 30% do. That’s terrible about the 10% rate (or rooms left more shitty by guests) reported by DividedWeFall. In Vegas, most resorts are union, so workers are getting better wages and benefits than by housekeeping in many other states, including those in states with a $7.25 Federal minimum wage rate (last increase in 2009).


I stand by my assessment that TBP isn't lazy so much as battling mental health issues.


by pig4bill m
by bobw525 m

The way it works for the room Rice is renting is a handshake agreement, probably month to month with no utilities. I have been in this position before. Part of it is so the landlord doesn't have to pay taxes on the income. Rice doesn't want a lease because it allows the perception that he can become nomadic if he wants to.

If you don't have a lease the landlord can sell all you

That seems pretty suspect to me especially if you have evidence you are following whatever agreement you came to, lease or not. If you aren't paying/following the agreement I can buy that.


Today, ELD starts a timer and walks from Excalibur to the MGM Grand monorail platform.

ELD reports this walk takes 18 minutes.

ELD also gets a new Gold players card from MGM Grand.

ELD states the Cosmo parking garage ate his Gold card which required replacement.

ELD forgot his keychain to get into the employee weight room at the Linq so instead he stretched for ten minutes on the monorail platform.

ELD states he moves into his permanent room tomorrow.


by topg2024 m

Today, ELD starts a timer and walks from Excalibur to the MGM Grand monorail platform.ELD reports this walk takes 18 minutes.ELD also gets a new Gold players card from MGM Grand.ELD states the Cosmo parking garage ate his Gold card which required replacement.ELD forgot his keychain to get into the employee weight room at the Linq so instead he stretched for ten minutes on the m

Eld never states how much he won or lost in his two hour "session."


News 3 interviews a professor from the UNLV International Gaming Institute and he appears to stumble upon the Nomadic theory wherein he states analytics can cause a strip room to be $5 one night and $500 the next night.


by bobw525 m

Eld never states how much he won or lost in his two hour "session."

Classic Rice. Its also classic Fat Zach that he was planning going to the gym,but not to work out of course rather to do some light stretching.

I mean of all the people that goes to the gym go there to actually exercise?


by Petrucci m

Classic Rice. Its also classic Fat Zach that he was planning going to the gym,but not to work out of course rather to do some light stretching.

I mean of all the people that goes to the gym go there to actually exercise?

He usually only goes to the gym to fill up his water jug. His rubric is very clear about never paying for water. This is even more important now than ever with his limited access to only one EDR.


by angle_shooter m

He usually only goes to the gym to fill up his water jug. His rubric is very clear about never paying for water. This is even more important now than ever with his limited access to only one EDR.

I guess he is having a major meltdown if he had to pay for water just one single time? That water stuff seems to be one of his main obsessions.


by DividedWeFall m

My sister oversees housekeeping at a big resort in Florida. She says less than 10% of guests tip. And that guests are leaving rooms in much worse condition than years ago.

I didn't realize the percentage was that low.

If I'm staying at a hotel for multiple days and I know they are doing daily (or almost daily) housekeeping on the room, I'll usually leave a $5 on the desk each day. It's not much but I know that housekeeping staff don't get paid much. And yes, I try not to leave the room too messy and definitely don't leave shavings around.


by angle_shooter m

LOL this is exactly the petty stuff that ELD would do.

The best would be hitting a bad beat jackpot or similar and then stiffing him on the tip. He would self combust with entitlement rage, just like he did after the infamous Red Rock Massacre.

I'd tell him since he doesn't tip housekeeping, I was going to divvy up his tip amongst the rest of the dealers in the room.


by angle_shooter m

He usually only goes to the gym to fill up his water jug. His rubric is very clear about never paying for water. This is even more important now than ever with his limited access to only one EDR.

New business model: El D takes his jug to the EDR and fills it up with lemonade, then transfers the contents to smaller plastic bottles and sells them on a hot day.


Fructose just announced he wants to do a 2v2 slot match. We need Trooper and KOB to accept this challenge, the collab we all know we want.


TBP says he'll play 3-4 hour sessions and then starts off by playing 1 hour and then not playing the next day because he's too tired lol.

Why does he even bother making these challenges when it's obvious he's not going to follow through.

He is a chill person and a good dude but he has never come even close to any of the things he said he was gonna do.

I don't think he lasted more than a week or two in any of his challenges.

He seems to have this attitude that he is going to prove the haters wrong and that "we'll see" and then we see that he doesn't accomplish anything in his life.


In today's short ELD complains about dealers who quickly log a player in.

Although ELD states he did the same at Orleans as it was required under the Orleans rubric.

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