Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

I start this with some pictures:

nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV

nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4)

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18 March 2019 at 01:30 PM
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August is behind and I ended up with a small loss. Compared to last month’s brutal all time record suckouts rng worked more normally this time, so in that sense the result is better. It’s pretty clear to see when the suckouts start hitting. At the beginning of the month when there were hardly any the check shoves took the money off the whales in no time.

The month also included a few snap calls on the river when a brainless whale bluffed his stack straight to me.

Games on this month are up and running.




by Paisting

August is behind and I ended up with a small loss. Compared to last month’s brutal all time record suckouts rng worked more normally this time, so in that sense the result is better. It’s pretty clear to see when the suckouts start hitting. At the beginning of the month when there were hardly any the check shoves took the money off the whales in no time.The month also included

Big improvement on losing thousands so well done there. I note EV missing again? How was that looking?


Whale Paisting again running massively over EV…

Such a luckbox - RNG helps fishes like paisting


by Slugant

I wonder if we will get to see the ev-line this month

Also, remember when someone offered Paisting $100 to show he actually ran under ev... why would he not accept this??? He runs the worst right??

Of course we didnt

Must have run like the sun again


by Paisting

August is behind and I ended up with a small loss. Compared to last month’s brutal all time record suckouts rng worked more normally this time, so in that sense the result is better. It’s pretty clear to see when the suckouts start hitting. At the beginning of the month when there were hardly any the check shoves took the money off the whales in no time.The month also included

I wonder if there's something that explains why you got fewer suckouts when you played 25% as many hands.


by IOnlyReadNVG

I wonder if there's something that explains why you got fewer suckouts when you played 25% as many hands.

If your theory is correct, it would mean that Paisting would have zero suckouts if he played zero percent of the hands. But that can't be true – I'm sure the poker sites are designed in such a way that Paisting would suffer about 3-5 suckouts per month, even if he played zero hands.


by IOnlyReadNVG

I wonder if there's something that explains why you got fewer suckouts when you played 25% as many hands.

Because (imho) For Paisting to play 40k hands he need to have few stretches where he has been jamming ATC. And when you do that there are gonna be many A9o vs A3o etc etc ,because it doesn't take much for people to notice a guy who open Jams 100bb stack and start calling A3s KQo 22 etc.


Paisting, only 30 hours of gambling in august? You are giving it up.


nice looking graph


I refuse to believe


by Tuma

nice looking graph

If you make a handstand in front of your computer, yes, as it looks then like that:



But when I made a handstand to look at that one its **** again

Man its so rigged


by enzet

Paisting, only 30 hours of gambling in august? You are giving it up.

Yea wtf are you doing all month when you only played 30 hours?


Spending all his winnings of course 🙂


by FR-Nit

If you make a handstand in front of your computer, yes, as it looks then like that:

Haha, you've almost got me! But I did horizontal flip! Then I realized I need vertical flip.


I admire his discipline to play with a roll micro stakes. great job, keep the results comming.


by Hanspeter12

I admire his discipline to play with a roll micro stakes. great job, keep the results comming.

He Is a troll wake up


A troll on the dole in a $200k+ hole.


Even Eastyy destroys the whale Paisting…


by j2bad

Even Eastyy destroys the whale Paisting…

Insult of all insults. 😃 Whale destroyed by The Whale ..


by j2bad

Even Eastyy destroys the whale Paisting…

https://youtu.be/ijA5NQ4ghQ8?si=aqKmgbOk...

Watch videos and learn. I destroyed him in every session even during he's final moments.


by Paisting

https://youtu.be/ijA5NQ4ghQ8?si=aqKmgbOk...

Watch videos and learn. I destroyed him in every session even during he's final moments.

Sick play, sir! What we, as a community, can learn from this?


by Paisting

https://youtu.be/ijA5NQ4ghQ8?si=aqKmgbOk...

Watch videos and learn. I destroyed him in every session even during he's final moments.

So we should all spend years and years building an image of shoving any 2 and losing thousands of dollars to then make a set and win a 23bb pot with it.


Whale Paisting is so bad that he loses 10000000+ bb‘s with any two cards but only makes 23bb with a set. Unbelievable how he gets destroyed even from the other whales…


Lads, calm down!

Paisting is a legend! In Belorussia, Russia and Ukraina they name streets in honor of Paistings. In Russia they even built him a monastery called "Paisting the kind one". And now.....who are you.........how dare you?!

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