Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by Old Man Coffee

Now that the military is high tech, they don't need large amounts of misfits to serve as cannon fodder. So, losers get screened out.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sour...V...

OMC, you may underestimate the military appetite for cannon fodder.


by angle_shooter

12k to the good I assume?

I wouldn’t call us the good guys lol but yes all profit.

Pig, I haven’t played in Vegas in over a year but yeah the casinos by me have pulled a lot of the better machines I can win on, so I travel to play. Of course, I’m sure within a 2 hour of drive from where you are there’s a casino, or slots parlor, or racino or gas station or grocery store with juicy plays waiting to be played. Just have to figure out if the time and expenses pencil out.

Why does Diesel go out of his way to play Caesar multiplier promos, when most of the time poker doesn’t count?! It’s the behavior of a mental patient, why not just download a video poker app to play perfectly, grind some 99% machine, collect the tier credits, some free play and *gasp* free drinks without a voucher. Diesel isn’t making 7k in 12 months at poker anymore he has the bankroll to at least play video poker.


In today's youtube short, ELD is back in Vegas and gives a tour of Nomadic Headquarters.

ELD installs a blackout curtain in order to assist in daytime sleeping which is part of the Nomadic Method.

ELD has bungee cords, hats, and shorts hanging on the walls to save space.

ELD will obtain a cabinet from Walmart shortly.

ELD has the highest standard of living of all current Nomads and is the vanguard of the Nomadic Method.


Homelessbieber today reports there is an incident at Ross and the employees are going home and crime scene tape is up.

Homelessbieber uses his donations to get a weekend room at Excalibur and will cut down on smoking to use the smoking funds for hotel costs instead.

Homelessbieber seeks moderators to ban weird comments.

Homelessbieber is officially well and all respiratory disease has run its course and he has a full backpack and walking long distances again.


by topg2024

In today's youtube short, ELD is back in Vegas and gives a tour of Nomadic Headquarters.ELD installs a blackout curtain in order to assist in daytime sleeping which is part of the Nomadic Method.ELD has bungee cords, hats, and shorts hanging on the walls to save space.ELD will obtain a cabinet from Walmart shortly.ELD has the highest standard of living of all current Nomads and

I thought my head was going to explode listening to his detailed explanation of how he moved his bed against the wall which resulted in no more wasted space by the right side of his bed and now he is enjoying more usable space on the left side of his bed. Such a beautiful mind..


by Stu Ungar

I thought my head was going to explode listening to his detailed explanation of how he moved his bed against the wall which resulted in no more wasted space by the right side of his bed and now he is enjoying more usable space on the left side of his bed. Such a beautiful mind..

The advantages of an Ivy League education and an intellect sharpened with legal training.


by Stu Ungar

I thought my head was going to explode listening to his detailed explanation of how he moved his bed against the wall which resulted in no more wasted space by the right side of his bed and now he is enjoying more usable space on the left side of his bed. Such a beautiful mind..

I saw his YouTube short on this. He explained how curtains work. Amazing stuff.


by borg23

I saw his YouTube short on this. He explained how curtains work. Amazing stuff.

But i've never seen curtains on wooden doors before like he has. There's just something very odd about his little room.

He also explains in detail how to use hooks to hang up clothes like he's the first person to ever think of it. I guess he has never hung his clothes up before in his life. Classic ELD


by angle_shooter

But i've never seen curtains on wooden doors before like he has. There's just something very odd about his little room.

He also explains in detail how to use hooks to hang up clothes like he's the first person to ever think of it. I guess he has never hung his clothes up before in his life. Classic ELD

Dude might have some issues.

NEWSFLASH!!


by angle_shooter

But i've never seen curtains on wooden doors before like he has. There's just something very odd about his little room.

He also explains in detail how to use hooks to hang up clothes like he's the first person to ever think of it. I guess he has never hung his clothes up before in his life. Classic ELD

Makes you wonder how the guy got through life at age 30.


by borg23

I saw his YouTube short on this. He explained how curtains work. Amazing stuff.

I like how he didn't buy a wide enough blackout curtain.

Will he buy a correctly sized one or will he roll with the one he has that has a 4 inch gap to let light in?


I've never used blackout curtains and I have slept during the day most of my 63 years.

Rice has said he will just slide the curtain to block whatever he needs. Doubt he will break down and buy another.


Skater Nomad reports from Sante Fe station and plays blackjack and states he is down a total of $1900 for this Vegas trip.

Jummane is up $200 after receiving over $1000 in donations and having wild fluctuations in roulette which gives him a bankroll of $1200. He travels to his storage unit to retrieve his suitcase and checks into a weekend hotel. Despite being skinny he buys Canes and McDonald's at the same meal. Jummane states he is a compulsive gambler and that all donations which have restrictions to use only on room and food are taken as advisory only and are not binding.


Todays from Rice: very boring sleep medicine type of video with Rice talking in his classic monotone boring fashion about pretty much nothing.

No whack pack moments for the lolz either,so today is an easy one to skip.

Yesterdays shorts video about his tiny tiny bedroom "permanent adress" crib was a little gem though.


Today Homelessbieber goes on a rant while filming Freemont street.

Homelessbieber states that stereotyping is good and useful for humans since stereotypes were developed against lions and bears to run away from same.

Homelessbieber complains about several African American bartenders who failed to provide timely beer service and this required him to move to a new bar.

Homelessbieber states he also has complaints against SleepyJoe for allowing 20,000,000 illegals which raised housing prices thereby causing Americans to become homeless.

Homelessbieber also states he is prejudiced against old white men since they are pedophiles.

Homelessbieber states he is tired of Vegas but it is the ideal place to practice the Nomadic Method.

Apparently, young white men who smoke marijuana and prefer older women are the master race, according to Homelessbieber's hierarchy.


Jummane goes to Wendy's to buy a Frosty.

Jummane states that he had to leave Rhode Island because Jummane was "too big" for Rhode Island and he either wanted to go to Vegas or Venice Beach.

Jummane will avoid Miami and Texas due to anti Nomadic laws.

Jummane does dozens of shout outs due to large number of donations coming in.

Multiple subscribers are donating over $200 each and over $1200 in new donations.


Today ELD realizes the stupidity of paying to stay in a hotel room while having a residence in the same city.

Played at Aria but didn't give results.


by bobw525

Today ELD realizes the stupidity of paying to stay in a hotel room while having a residence in the same city.

Played at Aria but didn't give results.

You can bet your bankroll that Rice/Fat Zach lost when he doesent give results. He didnt say how long session he played either,wich tells me he likely played a recordshort session just to keep one of his streaks alive.

It was also funny how much it bothers him to pay for transportation 3-4 times on his recent trip or to buy a couple of "overpriced meals" on the strip instead of cooking dogfood in his trusty old ricecooker. Evertime he spends dollars that isnt absolutely neccessary,you can see how it is eating away at him. His obsession with this stuff is next level.


by Petrucci

You can bet your bankroll that Rice/Fat Zach lost when he doesent give results. He didnt say how long session he played either,wich tells me he likely played a recordshort session just to keep one of his streaks alive.It was also funny how much it bothers him to pay for transportation 3-4 times on his recent trip or to buy a couple of "overpriced meals" on the strip instead of

Yeah its hilarious to see him lamenting over the fact he paid for a few rides on his trip to Reno, which likely saved him hours and hours of walking in the heat. Ditto for having to pay for In and Out, literally the cheapest fast food you can get on the strip. But of course he must visit money line pizza to see what their offerings are, even though there is zero chance he will ever actually purchase anything from there!

Of course he doesn't say how long he played, how much he won/lost and the only 2 hands he references are of course hands he was not involved in. Most likely he sat and folded for 2 orbits without playing a single hand just so he could walk around in his video and talk about the fact that he "played poker" at Aria.

He reports that he is cancelling all future trips that involve both flying and hotel expenditure as he can't justify the associated costs. He will from now on stick to day trips like his famous San Fran visit where he walked around aimlessly all day in the rain. Or the Denver trip where he had bbq and watched 2/3 of a baseball game between the mets and rockies. Who knows what new adventures await our favourite buffoon for our amusement.


by angle_shooter

Yeah its hilarious to see him lamenting over the fact he paid for a few rides on his trip to Reno, which likely saved him hours and hours of walking in the heat. Ditto for having to pay for In and Out, literally the cheapest fast food you can get on the strip. But of course he must visit money line pizza to see what their offerings are, even though there is zero chance he will

I cant remember, have Rice ever bought a slice at the Moneyline pizza at Aria-or is it always just lol inspecting at what they have for their slice of the day?

It would be funny to see if they had some kind of sausage special or like a double/triple pepperoni on slice of the day if he would resist buying.

Also yeah how much is a simple menu of cheeseburger+fries at In and Out,like 12 bucks?15?Lol at that getting to you,like how cheap is it possible to be.


by Petrucci

Also yeah how much is a simple menu of cheeseburger+fries at In and Out,like 12 bucks?15?

Way less than that!

Only time Rice gets anything decent is if he is using comps or someone else is paying. Otherwise he only eats the cheapest possible food that he can find.


"flights that involved multiple days and flights are expensive" hahahha.
What a bum.


It should be noted that Moneyline Pizza is the source of the white cloth Aria high grade to-go bags which are used for the Nomadic Pack specifically the bag on top of ELD's suitcase which is connected via bungee cord. Thus, likely ELD made a stop to resupply with the Nomadic Moneyline cloth bags available for free at the counter of Moneyline Pizza.

The youtube short features the bag:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/A-IMjuDH9...


by angle_shooter

Only time Rice gets anything decent is if he is using comps or someone else is paying. Otherwise he only eats the cheapest possible food that he can find.

I continue to be offended that he insisted I only buy him a burger from Bobby Flay's the one time I met up with him


by Burdzthewurd

I continue to be offended that he insisted I only buy him a burger from Bobby Flay's the one time I met up with him

He won’t say no to a free meal…that’s for sure.

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