Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

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Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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ElD tried to have a meetup game LMFAO. Personally called 10 or 12 people, and one guy showed up plus his friend.

Regardless, the fact that he tried to have his meetup game at Poker Palace is the most on-brand thing ever.


by 18000rpm

ElD tried to have a meetup game LMFAO. Personally called 10 or 12 people, and one guy showed up plus his friend.

Regardless, the fact that he tried to have his meetup game at Poker Palace is the most on-brand thing ever.

Absolutely hilarious.

Its also pretty clear based on his last video that he is used to getting burned socially,as he makes a big point about people always say they are in but then people dont show up.

It may have something to do with you Rice and how you come off that people dont keep their word to you,just sayin.


by Petrucci

Absolutely hilarious.Its also pretty clear based on his last video that he is used to getting burned socially,as he makes a big point about people always say they are in but then people dont show up.It may have something to do with you Rice and how you come off that people dont keep their word to you,just sayin.Edit:also gave me a good laugh when the other guy instaordered the

To be fair usually when someone as overweight as Diesel recommends a food choice they are correct.


Up next: salmon andouille slurry


by brianr

Up next: salmon andouille slurry

Apetizer the classic sardineslurry generously drizzled with stolen mayo packets?

Desert? Free red velvet cake from the EDR if there is something left this time around?


ELD should do a calculation on his gas mileage and determine if the fuel cost of driving to North Las Vegas is low enough to justify the free spaghetti. As opposed to a calculation of ELD buying one pound of spaghetti at Winco and adding free ketchup and pepper packets from the food court to same after boiling in his rice cooker.

Assuming it would take two gallons of gas, ELD likely would have been better off eating at the semi-permanent address.


by acescracked84

To be fair usually when someone as overweight as Diesel recommends a food choice they are correct.

I hear you,and see where you are coming from. Its just hilarious,cause Rice is one massive exception. He is all about as much food as possible before any quality.

He consumes what i would rate as dog food on a regular/daily basis. He rates his classic sardineslurry as "solid lunch" without missing a beat. He has absolute zero standards when it comes to quality,zero.

Rice probably is at the absolute rock bottom of the list of people i would listen to when it comes to recommending food.


we went to a college campus in Salt Lake to eat the "AYCE lunch" and made a basic sandwich and a had a slice of cheese pizza that looked like a piece of cardboard.

Why not just go to Subway or Wendy's


by acescracked84

To be fair usually when someone as overweight as Diesel recommends a food choice they are correct.

Nah, if I see someone as fat as rice I assume they are a glutton who eats a lot of over processed crappy food. I would almost certainly disregard any food recommendations from them unless when you were speaking to them they actually knew what they were talking about with food. With rice that is clearly not the case and his food habits and opinions are truly bottom of the barrel


Has anyone been to this particular weight room before?


ELD so happy that he found another victim to buy him dinner. He sure loves the AYCE places. Anywhere that he can shovel as much slop into his gullet as he wants is considered fine dining in his rubric.

Then he rounded out the night by managing to convince all the bigger stacks at the final table to do an even chop with him in the $30 tournament. He was hoping that they paid out the top 15 and seems to not believe it that they were only paying Top 5. ELD is the kind of gambler who will ask to chop up the prize pool as soon as the first player gets eliminated.

After locking up that huge win he didnt feel like risking giving it back by playing cash. He finally reports that he must head to the weight room before going home to his permanent address which we now know for certain is just that tiny little bunker which may just be a storage unit.


I think pman should rent out space at his condo to diesel. They could even share a bed to save on laundry expenses....only one set of sheets to wash every 3 months .


Today Homelessbieber reports he has officially left Las Vegas.

Meanwhile Jumanne states that at the Marriott a guest became irate and pulled out a knife and demanded Jumanne catch him outside.


by angle_shooter

ELD so happy that he found another victim to buy him dinner. He sure loves the AYCE places. Anywhere that he can shovel as much slop into his gullet as he wants is considered fine dining in his rubric.Then he rounded out the night by managing to convince all the bigger stacks at the final table to do an even chop with him in the $30 tournament. He was hoping that they paid out

Rice was indeed happier than a pig rolling in a massive pile of mud after cashing that donkament for 180. You could clearly see he could not hide how pleased he was with himself with the smiling and classic smug grin forcing its way through.

I was also thinking about the same regarding his mysterious perma adress being something like a basic storage unit rather than a home. Its worth notice how Rice every single time he arrives at a new spot proudly gives us the full tour. He goes in great detail talking about the bathroom,how he likes the shower,what kind of kitchen he has yada yada.

Except when it comes to his own place,his first permanent adress in years he suddenly hasnt showed us anything besides that tiny bunker bedroom in any video. Maybe he hasnt showed us anything more because there simply isnt anything else to show?


Today ELD lays down the rubric on how to count a poker room in ELD's nearly 100 poker rooms.

ELD states if MGM Grand sold itself to Boyd and it was renamed to Orleans East, it would count as a second poker room.

However, if the poker room remains the same owner such as Sahara changing to SLS it does not count as an additional poker room.

ELD has a non linear timeline again and ELD is back in the bison preserve in Utah.

ELD then goes to a barn and points out he is filming under the scythe.


by topg2024

Today ELD lays down the rubric on how to count a poker room in ELD's nearly 100 poker rooms.ELD states if MGM Grand sold itself to Boyd and it was renamed to Orleans East, it would count as a second poker room.However, if the poker room remains the same owner such as Sahara changing to SLS it does not count as an additional poker room. ELD has a non linear timeline again and EL

If I gave $900 to my brush and asked for $700 in white and $200 in green I would get laughed at. You are supposed to keep red in the well to drop for rake.


My god his Q/A videos is boring.Bring back the mean/stupid/WRONG comments videos instead.

Rice has effectively created his YT commentsections as an echochamber with only atta boy and high five comments. Jesus,he have been working double and triple shift with the banhammer.

If he needs material he could find some in this thread instead.


by Petrucci

Rice has effectively created his YT commentsections as an echochamber with only atta boy and high five comments. Jesus,he have been working double and triple shift with the banhammer.

comment for the algorithm


by topg2024

ELD could do some Nomadic challenges in Atlantic City. Such as sleeping at WAWA parking lot. Sleeping at the park at Atlantic City.Tier matching videos at Atlantic City (i.e. Golden Nugget and Hard Rock) and explaining each parking garage.Using myvegas to obtain a comp Borgata room. Since ELD doesn't have a smart phone he could download Bluestacks Android emulator and emulat

Those are going to have limited appeal for people watching a channel with "Vegas" in the channel name.


by Petrucci

Rice was indeed happier than a pig rolling in a massive pile of mud after cashing that donkament for 180. You could clearly see he could not hide how pleased he was with himself with the smiling and classic smug grin forcing its way through as he was talking about this. With his level of extreme risk aversion its no surprise he wanted to suck on that caramel for as long as poss

Yea I'm really starting to think he might be living in storage unit. Like you said any time he is in a hotel or airbnb he gives a full tour like a 5 year old. "this is a sink, this is a refrigerator, this is a bed" as though his viewers all just woke up from 1825 and would be amazed.

It's basically the same formula as to when he couldn't win at poker anymore or at least not win enough for even his lifestyle. All of the sudden speaking in riddles about annual results, and working crazy hours dealing while reporting on nonsense like whether he spent 5 dollars on laundry last month or ten dollars. He was so smug and proud of his 12 dollar an hour win rate just like he's so smug and proud of sinks and refrigerators. Then all of the sudden those things are omitted.


by topg2024

ELD should do a calculation on his gas mileage and determine if the fuel cost of driving to North Las Vegas is low enough to justify the free spaghetti. As opposed to a calculation of ELD buying one pound of spaghetti at Winco and adding free ketchup and pepper packets from the food court to same after boiling in his rice cooker.Assuming it would take two gallons of gas, ELD l

But can he cook there? No bathroom.

If he has actual kitchen privileges, he can nuke a can of spaghetti for a buck twenty-five.


by borg23

Yea I'm really starting to think he might be living in storage unit. Like you said any time he is in a hotel or airbnb he gives a full tour like a 5 year old. "this is a sink, this is a refrigerator, this is a bed" as though his viewers all just woke up from 1825 and would be amazed.It's basically the same formula as to when he couldn't win at poker anymore or at least not win

Its true,the story doesent add up. Simple as that. If he had access to more rooms like kitchen or bathroom,he for sure would have shown the vlog based on the history we have on him.

Same with all the weightroom visits:if Rice was actually there to work out he would go into great detail on absolutely everything. Like explaining the different exercises,how many reps he goes for,length of the breaks all that kind of stuff.


His room has two windows, and French doors that are presumably glass - that's my guess based on the dark curtains shown hanging over those. (He made a point of showing how he uses clips so those curtains dont get stuck in between the door frames.) Likely a small room in a house or apt with shared half-bath. Probably doesn't want to reveal he doesn't have access to a full bath or kitchen privileges. He did do laundry there once though - there was a brief shot of him doing wash that was not at a laundromat.


Is Rice going back to the basement for his usual 3 month long winter break?


Trooper is either crushing it or just really really struggling right?

If he was just treading water he would still be pumping out ordinary vlogs just for that extra little bit of money. No idea how active he is on twitter or insta?

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