English Football Season 2025-2026. Here we go again.

English Football Season 2025-2026. Here we go again.

Welcome 2+2 to the English football season of 2025-2026.

This year I am going to make the thread officially for all of E

15 July 2025 at 06:43 PM
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You do know they’re not a real football club and it’s all just a parody Twitter account, right?


by Pablito

Not at all convinced by Liverpool. Just being honest. The “luck” will run out at some point.

Playing 5 PL matches plus one CL and not trailing once is good though, yes? Or is that luck?


by arcdog

Playing 5 PL matches plus one CL and not trailing once is good though, yes? Or is that luck?

Obviously it’s good. I’ve also watched all 6 games and there is plenty of luck in there that won’t last.

Noni out for 2 months.


I think Pool will win all remaining games, because they have won all of them so far.

Also askghasgjahjsgsahgajshg on Noni. ****ing ****.


Looked at understat, unsurprising to have Bournemouth top of the xPTS. However, VERY surprising is that Palace are in second lol.


by MindFckr

I think Pool will win all remaining games, because they have won all of them so far.

Also askghasgjahjsgsahgajshg on Noni. ****ing ****.

It's the Arsenal curse. I used to call for investigations into Arsenal training and physio under Lord Wenger because of the amount of injuries we used to have but that just continued to be the case under Good Ebening and now Arteta.

Cursed club is cursed.


by TheGramuel

Looked at understat, unsurprising to have Bournemouth top of the xPTS. However, VERY surprising is that Palace are in second lol.

I was told that Palace had lost four of their last 30 games (or around that number).


Ekitike is extremely dumb

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by Hoopie1

I was told that Palace had lost four of their last 30 games (or around that number).

Yeah they haven't lost in 17 games since 5-0 defeat away to Newcastle in April


lucky win today for LIV vs SOU


Ekitike absolute mong


I'm beginning to like Arne Slot which is a slippery slope. Thought he was going to try to explain Eketike situation, but he straight up called him selfish and dumb in this situation.


by MindFckr

I'm beginning to like Arne Slot which is a slippery slope. Thought he was going to try to explain Eketike situation, but he straight up called him selfish and dumb in this situation.

He's Dutch. No filter and straight to the point.


He actually handles press conferences with a lot more tact than the average dutch manager, giving a positive spin instead of replying yes/no (+ why) directly.

And it might surprise you, but I think the British press could have significantly more decorum than their Dutch counterparts, at least while asking the questions.


Starting Saka here seems absolutely ridic from Arteta.


Please tell me he didn't get injured


by MindFckr

Please tell me he didn't get injured

he didn't get injured

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Job done in a trucky mid week away game.

The Arse fans are becoming pretty agitated though at what some see as a lack of attacking prowess and goal threats. This could start to become a thing if they don't beat Newcastle this weekend and Liverpool win.


by jalfrezi

Job done in a trucky mid week away game.

The Arse fans are becoming pretty agitated though at what some see as a lack of attacking prowess and goal threats. This could start to become a thing if they don't beat Newcastle this weekend and Liverpool win.

Yeah maybe you’re just slow but it’s been a thing for a while now.


by SootedPowa

he didn't get injured

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lol


I suspect our attacking prowess will be much better after the Newcastle game, right up until the end of November, when we face Spurs/Chelsea.


Away to Newcastle - so rigged.


Saliba new five year deal signed. Noice


Only means Real Madrid will have to pay top dollar


Konate will have been a Real player for several years by then.

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