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Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by IQofTwoPlusTwo

I'm sure High School was the scene of many embarrassments and humiliations for Rice.His fascination of college campuses falls in line with his tendency to hang out in places he simply doesn't belong. Golf courses without clubs, bike trails without a bike, stadiums and playing fields without a ball, parking garages and parking lots without a car, tours of grocery store aisles,

Accurate observation,and i have to say very bizarre pattern.


by pig4bill

M8trix is only a mile or two from the airport.

Yeah I know. I was talking about the college. ELD said it was 5 miles away and thus it would cost him $50 to go there unless he felt like walking all day.

It's wild that he will pay for airfares to go to these places and then limits himself to only what is walking distance from the airport because he doesn't want to spring for a car or for transport/fares etc.


How depressing must the permanent address be to live in?

Perhaps that's the reason for the sudden increase in trips away because he just can't stand being at his permanent address for any length of time. As delusional as ELD is; there's no escaping the fact that he's doing something wrong when that is the place he has to go back to.


permanent address is clearly not a legal residence


by angle_shooter

How depressing must the permanent address be to live in?

Perhaps that's the reason for the sudden increase in trips away because he just can't stand being at his permanent address for any length of time. As delusional as ELD is; there's no escaping the fact that he's doing something wrong when that is the place he has to go back to.

True,it has to be an absolute bottom of the barrell dumpster on all parameters.

Only Rice is capable of renting a home so dirt cheap that he doesent even want to spend any time there at all in his free time. Quite the accomplishment.


by pig4bill

By that logic he should be trespassing all over high school campuses too.

No a guy who was good at basketball in HS doesn't talk about his JHS basketball days and a player who was good in college doesn't talk about his high school days.

They're most comfortable at the latest time of their success.

Remember he CRUSHED academia for almost 2 decades! It was only everyone in the world conspiring to undermine him holding him back in life.


by Petrucci

True,it has to be an absolute bottom of the barrell dumpster on all parameters.

Only Rice is capable of renting a home so dirt cheap that he doesent even want to spend any time there at all in his free time. Quite the accomplishment.

Yeah exactly.

When he was regularly staying at strip hotels and airbnbs it was easy for him to forget what a failure he was, or more like it allowed him to pretend like he wasn't a total failure.


by angle_shooter

Yeah exactly.

When he was regularly staying at strip hotels and airbnbs it was easy for him to forget what a failure he was, or more like it allowed him to pretend like he wasn't a total failure.

I think you are spot on with this being the reason of the sudden massive increase in trips. At this point i woudnt be surprised if he doesent even have access to a toilet,that would make it a very unpleasant experience to spend any free time there. Peebottle okay,but when you need to take a dump drive to the closest 24/7 gas station,casino or whatever.

Even if he has a toilet, no shower+no kitchen or livingroom is pretty damn depressing when his bedroom is that small.

Either way we are getting golden content when he keeps going on these trips. If this continues with trips this often,we are in for a ride with peak Rice content.


by Langdon

permanent address is clearly not a legal residence

Agreed. It would be hilarious if the nomadic bunker is actually a shed or storage unit that's been converted into a tiny bedroom.


by steve420wa

Its a term for leaving the table. My guess as to its origin is that a 'lobby' correlates to the poker table, and by leaving the table you are leaving the 'lobby.'"lobby [lob-ee]an entrance hall, corridor, or vestibule, as in a public building, often serving as an anteroom; foyer.a large public room or hall adjacent to a legislative chamber."Never claimed it made sense. I may ha

Thanks for reply. I thought it meant leaving table so good to know

I am from UK so I'm family with the meaning of the word lobby lol. My guess at the origin would be the opposite of yours and that the player is leaving the table to go to the lobby. Referring to a poker table as a lobby would be bizarre


by pig4bill

Hot Dayum!

Does Uber pick you up anywhere? I was in Vegas once getting In n Out when my car broke down. I called a cab company, but getting a taxi to pick you up at a place they don't usually go (casino, hotel, or airport) is an exercise in frustration. After waiting for an hour, I walked over to a nearby hotel and was sitting in a cab 10 minutes later.

Wait.... it is difficult to get a taxi to come to any address?? As someone who has lived in Europe/ Australia/ Asia this is totally wild. Can't believe this is a thing or has been a thing anywhere in USA (or any first world country) in past 30 years. Unless the address is in the middle of nowhere but that isn't the situation described

On a separate note as I've said in here before at some point rice will get a smart phone and realise how good it is. We will then be in for a number of peak rice videos where he explains the features and benefits of smart phones to his audience as if he is the first one to discover them and is speaking to the uninitiated


I clicked his video for the first time in months, after the hilarious comments here.

He may have left his “permanent address” based on these two comments:

@markusrehfeld9745 13 hours ago
So you left the address.

@VegasPokerNomad
11 hours ago
I did.


by Same_again

Thanks for reply. I thought it meant leaving table so good to know

I am from UK so I'm family with the meaning of the word lobby lol. My guess at the origin would be the opposite of yours and that the player is leaving the table to go to the lobby. Referring to a poker table as a lobby would be bizarre

It does mean leaving the table. Calling the poker table a lobby is bizarre and he is wrong.


People are congratulating ELD on his "nice climb up the embankment" and another commenter dubs him: 4X4 Rice.


by IQofTwoPlusTwo

I'm sure High School was the scene of many embarrassments and humiliations for Rice.His fascination of college campuses falls in line with his tendency to hang out in places he simply doesn't belong. Golf courses without clubs, bike trails without a bike, stadiums and playing fields without a ball, parking garages and parking lots without a car, tours of grocery store aisles,

You forgot hanging around weight rooms without lifting weights


Can you imagine being next to Rice on the airplane for his return flight after one of these day trips where he wandered around huffing and sweating because he's too cheap to take an Uber?


by Tourneystudent

Can you imagine being next to Rice on the airplane for his return flight after one of these day trips where he wandered around huffing and sweating because he's too cheap to take an Uber?

You are being a miserable hater. Imagine if you were seated next to him on Spirit flight 5182. He touches your forearm and opens his fanny pack. And then offers you a sardine wrapped in a stained napkin with a partially used mayo packet. Your heart would open with glee as you could not refuse such a gift.

Its all about perspective. [emoji15]


by Same_again

Thanks for reply. I thought it meant leaving table so good to know

I am from UK so I'm family with the meaning of the word lobby lol. My guess at the origin would be the opposite of yours and that the player is leaving the table to go to the lobby. Referring to a poker table as a lobby would be bizarre

"Lobby" in the poker room context is a verb. "The dealer lobbied me" means the dealer turned off my comp clock.


by Same_again

Wait.... it is difficult to get a taxi to come to any address?? As someone who has lived in Europe/ Australia/ Asia this is totally wild. Can't believe this is a thing or has been a thing anywhere in USA (or any first world country) in past 30 years. Unless the address is in the middle of nowhere but that isn't the situation described On a separate note as I've said in here bef

I was specifically talking about Vegas, and the example I mentioned was the In n Out right next to Tropicana. It's probably a lot easier to get picked up if you're at least a couple miles away from the Strip. In Vegas, where cab drivers can be very busy sometimes, the call for a pickup is voluntary. They put the call on the radio, and drivers answer the call of not at their discretion.


by Tourneystudent

Can you imagine being next to Rice on the airplane for his return flight after one of these day trips where he wandered around huffing and sweating because he's too cheap to take an Uber?

You and others have been following him for multiple years. It's pretty obvious while he might be highly intelligent, he has mental problems.


by DividedWeFall

You are being a miserable hater. Imagine if you were seated next to him on Spirit flight 5182. He touches your forearm and opens his fanny pack. And then offers you a sardine wrapped in a stained napkin with a partially used mayo packet. Your heart would open with glee as you could not refuse such a gift.

Its all about perspective. [emoji15]

Like I said earlier that he has mental problems, it's pretty obvious you have mental problems as well.


by angle_shooter

He really thinks he's such an English scholar. He tried correcting me in his comments on this same matter and I told him he was dead wrong. Of course I was swiftly shadow banned thereafter.

EVERYBODY says "less than X minutes".

Can you imagine going through life, whenever someone says that you smugly correct them?


by thedude404

it's pretty obvious while he might be highly intelligent, he has mental problems.

Just using big words, sometimes incorrectly, doesn't make him intelligent. And neither does foolishly trying to pull people up on grammar and punctuation.


Spirit should upgrade ELD to the front of the Spirit plane since ELD is unofficial spokesman for Spirit and gives Spirit product placement in his videos.

by DividedWeFall

You are being a miserable hater. Imagine if you were seated next to him on Spirit flight 5182. He touches your forearm and opens his fanny pack. And then offers you a sardine wrapped in a stained napkin with a partially used mayo packet. Your heart would open with glee as you could not refuse such a gift.

Its all about perspective. [emoji15]


Today is the second installment of the San Jose Nomadic trip.

ELD explains the felt, chips, and poker chairs.

ELD then seeks shade by sitting at the train platform.

ELD will be at the Matrix for his 98th Poker room tomorrow.

It appears ELD is seeking to play at 100 rooms to legitimize his poker nomadic resume.

ELD has a sharp thorn in his sock and removes same.

Spirit will drastically reduce its destinations in October so Nomadic trips will be limited.

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