Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

Wow, this is bad. I don't think it's an exaggeration to say you can find a "play" at these numbers on every single bank of Frankenstein machines in every casino. I wonder how many times per day he is punting EV on this machine? All the while thinking he is the smartest guy in the world.

Yup absolutely hilarious how he talks about all the stuff supposedly in the kitchen, then proceeds to proudly show us tonnes of food that he's storing in his little bunker. Lke we already knew that is where he keeps everything because there is nowhere else to put it lol

Lol if only that were actually true. His only appliance is the same rice cooker he's been using since he left his parents place.

It also cracked me up real good when he with the smug grin in classic fashion boasted about the money he saves on this deal,and the fact that he doesent pay anything for utilities.

Of course you arent,there isnt any utilities to pay for.

Lmao,it would be funny if this bufoon was even remotely close to be on such a level to be able to troll about something like this.

Its really an understatement to call what some of us do as "speculation" when we hit bullseye after bullseye when we predict up front what Rice will do and how he operates.

We expose him and his endless lies/BS to the max. Wich is a pleasure for me contribute to,because Rice is banning people like crazy in his YT comments to avoid people exposing him. Except in here he cant do that,so he has zero control.

His biggest con for the fixed address is not being able to do any long trips. That's got nothing to do with having a fixed address. That's just his own stupid rubric. 99% of people that take vacations have a "permanent address" and a job, it's called taking time off from work lol. Hes just too much of a tightwad to go anywhere that will involve a hotel stay that isn't comped or under $30 per night. But that's his own problem, no idea why he associates that with having a permanent address.

Bingo!

We are talking about someone who is amazed at how light the car is now that they actually have somewhere to put all their possessions. Up until now he thought it was normal to have a car that was packed to the gills with junk that he would cart around with him everywhere he went. Having to load and unload it all up to 4 times a week depending on how many times he was checking in and out of places.

He says his dream is just to stay at strip hotels like Harrah's or Excalibur, what an absolute clown. At his age he should be thinking about owning his own place, not living in a storage unit and dreaming of staying in a $30 hotel room

lol@ trooper playing that Frankenstein machine. Of course you're randomly gonna profit on some negative ev plays and still the best he can up with is a 115 dollar profit at the 3 dollar bet level. Just absolute clown stuff.

What I find most fascinating is that THIS is the video he decided to post. A brag about a $115 profit? Really? Which will be eaten by the next machine in five minutes..... It can't be going well for Little Timmy. I hope he appears on Limon's podcast so we can get a legitimate interview.

The views on his videos seem to be down quite a bit. Most are around 1k or so. You don't see many breaking 2k anymore. Maybe one day he'll realize that viewers get bored watching him ramble on and on and on while standing still on a casino roof or random parking lot.

so much to take in the last couple rice videos.

- confirmed his car is packed to the brim with crap, no doubt if you saw it you'd assume he's homeless
- as a dealer, he tips $1 more. At the 6/12 O8 game I play off clock dealers normally tip 5-20 a hand. Last weekend one got like $40 after a dealer scooped the pot
- claims to have a kitchen, but stores food in a hall closet and on the floor
- gets annoyed by the sound of cars in a parking lot, but doesn't bother with a 2nd take or changing to a location without cars
- is tethered to the address, so no cross country trips. this is the most mind-boggling. I'm guessing he cannot fathom paying for a room and not staying in it
- he owns multiple hats
- it looks like he stores his towel in the room, not in the bathroom
- does not own any meat
- finds getting up early to switch rooms a burden. in my experience the earliest checkout time for me was like 11am. he has trouble getting up before 11am
- says he doesn't pay utilities. that's because they are included in the cost of the room. it's not like he pays for the room and gets FREE electric, water, etc. There's nothing stopping the owner from slapping a cheap a/c unit in the window, as it would be unlivable most of the year

If I found myself in a run down flea bag $30 hotel room with what remains of all my worldly processions scattered about on the floor, eating some dog food out of a can, I would be absolutely positive I had hit rock bottom.

For Rice, this is called living his best life.

Could someone explain the logic, or lack thereof, about having a permanent address preventing long trips? I have a permanent address and often take trips 1/3rd of the way around the globe for extended periods of time. What am I doing wrong?

It would not surprise me if Rice have some sort of compulsions regarding paying for renting the permanent adress and not staying there for a long time like for example a month. His brain would likely be boiling trying to phathom something like that.

He can easily do a couple of days weekend trip when he is aiming to building on his pokerrooms streak and he manages to get Spirit flight tickets close to free. But being away for a longer timeframe seems to be something he cant wrap his head around.

He did say in the video as well that he will not be going back to New York for the christmas holidays this year.

Yea that's my point. It would be hilarious enough if he played a -ev machine and popped it for 1000 bucks so that's what he showed. But he's bragging about a 36x payout. Like really this is the best you could do when you're grinding so hard?

The story of him begging for more money at the Wynn is making more and more sense.

lol@ him being mixed up with sharp people.

I do believe he has someone or maybe a couple of people he can call when he finds a Phoenix machine at a very high number for 25 bucks a spin for a small piece of the pie. But otherwise he just firing away at mostly marginal and losing players for small money.

His communication skills are horrible.
It didn't sound like it was the "permanent address" itself holding him back but the fact he has to work. The PA only exists because of the job. Can't exactly take cross country drives when you need to be back at work in 2-3 days.

I hope we get a week-long series breaking down the change in El D's fuel efficiency due to decreased vehicle weight.

What happens at hour 5? It's invaded by squatters?

Limon probably looks at Tim like a slow younger brother that he feels like he has to protect.

Tim would go on there and say all the haters are wrong and he’s the one doing the ****ing and provide exactly zero receipts like he has for a decade.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Did he actually say he thinks he can have half a mill saved in 2 years?

The 4% rule turned out to be boolsheet. Someone at a brokerage just made that up a few decades ago. Even if it were valid, the premise is the account would be emptied by the time the owner died. As in the guy would retire at 65 and die in 20 years. Completely invalid for someone that wants to retire in his 40's, although Diesel might not make it more than 20 years, so there's that.

Too bad Diesel could not un-weird himself enough to get and keep a regular job. I know a guy that worked a regular job, took social security early at 65 (so not even full pay) and still collects over $40k a year. More than twice Diesel's "dream" retirement. He gets regular cost-of-living increases to boot.

What happened to the cabinet he was going to buy at Walmart? Ah, he would have to leave it behind when he moves. You can't really take those apart once you put them together. BUT for forty bucks you can buy a plastic shelving unit with 4 shelves. You CAN take those apart.

Only wealthy people own meat. If he saw my stash of Vienna sausages and Spam, he would cry of envy.

Assuming he has a window to the outside, he can spend $150 of his own money and get a window unit. But then he would have to leave it there when he moved.

Much appreciated,as i cannot bring myself to watch these nutlow Costco vlogs with these two muppets anymore.

Life with the Troopers is the nutlow channel as well,totally understandable it is close to dead with recordlow subs and lol low average views considering the braindead content they are putting up there.

Bingo! This guy just blocks and removes all negative comments creating his own perfect eco-chamber of disillusion as he copes in his daily pathetic existence. His paltry dream goal of retirement could have already been accumulated and accomplished years ago if he took the standard route of building connections and using his 4 year Ivy League bachelors into a normal career path at a desk. Instead, we are left with this bizarre mutant with an ego the size of a small Italian village (due to having 7k YT subscribers from following his daily rubric for low budget, terrible content that noone is requesting).

It’s very obvious this fat virgin slob has limited life experiences and few quality social interactions or strong friendships over his prime years of schooling. He definitely never got invited to any parties or received any attention from any quality average looking females either. But what’s remains most laughable is exuding smug arrogance amongst his daily activities and routines that any normal person would never dream to share on the internet such as his body hair shaving hygiene and bathroom culinary delights that he crafts up with enthusiasm and his trusty pocket knife.

repeated up close to the camera for emphasis

And yet, life with the Poopers has more subs than Rice....