2025 NFL Season Thread: Can Uncle Rico save the Broncos or will they be Nixed?
2025 NFL Season Thread: Can Uncle Rico save the Broncos or will they be Nixed?
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2025 NFL Season Thread: Can Uncle Rico save the Broncos or will they be Nixed?

Greetings friends.

Those of you who know me know me as a Niners fan full of fantastical levels of vitriol and rage. I hav

04 September 2025 at 03:48 AM
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One more just for fun:

Who holds the record for the most receiving yards in the NFL after turning 40 years old?

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1. Jerry Rice - 2,509 yds
2. Tom Brady - 6 yds (😮)
3. Marcedes Lewis - 2yds
4. Every other human on the planet over 40 years old - 0 yds
5. Brett Favre - minus 2 yds

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I'm better than Brett Favre, so I got that Goin going for me


That's a great factoid.


Don't panic. AJ will rally the troops!


by g-bebe m

That's a great factoid.

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Didn’t Brady near the end of his last season catch a deflected pass, run for 15-20yds, then a few minutes later that stat pop up on the screen?


Daboll: I didn’t go in the tent, I just poked my head in the tent to ask him if he was ok, then ask the doctors how long it was going take, and then tell the doctors we had a very important decision we had to make immediately.

Scat: lol yeah i kinda went in the tent a little bit to tell jax we got you.


by BullyEyelash m

Daboll: I didn't go in the tent, I just poked my head in the tent to ask him if he was ok, then ask the doctors how long it was going take, and then tell the doctors we had a very important decision we had to make immediately.

Scat: lol yeah i kinda went in the tent a little bit to tell jax we got you.

Everyone should be frying Daboll today. Some comments from the game-day thread during that time ICYMI:

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by housenuts m

How hurt is he? Not watching, but pray for Dart

by Tom Ames m

It wasn't that serious. His head was just rattling around inside his helmet.

by Tom Ames m

Surprised Dart didn't run right through the tent.

by RT m

Daboll frantically asking the independent neurologist how long he has to suffer this

by Tom Ames m

Independent.
LOLOLOL

by Tom Ames m

And Daboll pops Dart on top of the head. LOLOL

by GusJohnsonGOAT m

Someone needs to tell Daboll that Dart isn't going to **** him.

by mrbaseball m

Just a Tua level brain bleed. He'll be fine!

by Tom Ames m

NFL should use video of this sequence of events in their off-season training of things not to do. (Or show.)

by RT m

Coach says it's ok to bleed from the ears

by Tom Ames m

Daboll already starting to deploy the "it wasn't my fault" defense.

by Tom Ames m

What kind of dumbass playcalling is that with a guy who just stumbled out of the tent?

Once is never enough. Cue Carley Simon???

by RT m

Yes, keep calling QB runs for the guy that just suffered a head/neck injury. More hits plz

by Tom Ames m

Send Russ in to take the rest of the head shots, please.

by Tom Ames m

Daboll just can't keep from hitting Dart on top of the head. He should be required to coach the rest of the season with two hands tied behind his back.


I don't think what he did was terrible.

He wanted to know if he should take a timeout or not. Don't think there's any evidence of him rushing them to clear him.


by CowboyCold m

Today's Fun Facts:Yesterday the Eagles lost to the Giants, the Flyers lost to the Florida Panthers, and the Phillies were eliminated by the Dodgers. It's only the 2nd time in history that a city has had their football team and hockey team lose. And have their baseball team eliminated on the same day. The only other time it happened was on October 16th 1983 in the city of Phila

happy to see you and my local sports talk commute bros get your fax from the same telephone number


vincent has not been vague about his distaste for herbie and the chargers or five dollar milk shakes

wonder if he also hated every disney movie dancing scene ever made since his attempted escape from butch mountain resulted in being shot into the crapper


New Thread Title:

2025 NFL Thread: Throwing Darts at LOL Iggles


by All-inMcLovin m

New Thread Title:

2025 NFL Thread: Throwing Darts at LOL Iggles

Put some respect on Skattebo's name


by Tom Ames m

Don't panic. AJ will rally the troops!

Some new reading material will be needed

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by Jimmy Proffett m

Some new reading material will be needed

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Post-game presser money shot from the Iggles' next opponent's secondary:

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AJ, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! I READ YOUR BOOK!!!


by housenuts m

Put some respect on Skattebo's name

changed it to:
2025 NFL Thread: Skattebo Throwing Darts at LOL Iggles


Skattebo the steal of the draft?

And in a related question, how long until the Giants trade him?


So the Niners and bucs are playing for the 1 seed in the NFC

The Mac Attack!!!!


by StoppedRainingMen m

So the Niners and bucs are playing for the 1 seed in the NFC

The Mac Attack!!!!

You’re my hero SRM.

If Mac wins, you absolutely have to give him the starting job going forward regardless of Bork’s health.

And then WTF do you do with Bork? Somebody would definitely trade for him afaik.


by All-inMcLovin m

You’re my hero SRM.

If Mac wins, you absolutely have to give him the starting job going forward regardless of Bork’s health.

And then WTF do you do with Bork? Somebody would definitely trade for him afaik.

Bork transmogrifies into Jimmy G.


Skattebro is "only" 5'9.5" 219 lbs? Dude plays like an 8'12" 600 lbs mountain gorilla.


by Lawnmower Man m

Skattebro is "only" 5'9.5" 219 lbs? Dude plays like an 8'12" 600 lbs mountain gorilla.

Having a lower center of gravity is a major advantage for being an NFL running back.


sorry Mark


Wii of ups have loved to have been a fly on the wall in the NewGuy household with those last few mins in Miami


by Lawnmower Man m

Skattebro is "only" 5'9.5" 219 lbs? Dude plays like an 8'12" 600 lbs mountain gorilla.

specifically a silverback
sacraficing all of his human flesh for the cause on every play while still under a rookie contract


by feel wrath m

Wii of ups have loved to have been a fly on the wall in the NewGuy household with those last few mins in Miami

Any Dolphins fan knew exactly what was going to happen. Especially with the new kickoff rules.

At this point though, I'm done with Tua. Watching him put everything he's got into throwing the ball 15 yards out of bounds is painful.


by newguyhere m

Any Dolphins fan knew exactly what was going to happen. Especially with the new kickoff rules.

At this point though, I'm done with Tua. Watching him put everything he's got into throwing the ball 15 yards out of bounds is painful.

our attempts at diversion may be found over the past hundreds of posts if only you want to seek them out and acknowledge they might actually be truth
once you aquire the fencing position medal multiple times in an nfl career you are likely cooked
even more so if you know what the head choads ankles look like without socks

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