"The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread
"The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread
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"The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread

It's been about 9.5 years and 350K posts of epicness, but "It Lives, It Lives" can live no more. The OG LLSNL Chat Thre

29 November 2019 at 06:28 PM
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by feel wrath m

You could try creating some value to the world and get just one higher paying job?

or take value out.

by BigSkip m

There is quite the Rogues' Gallery of former chat characters who are sad enough to do this.

But how many could have the alleged three jobs?


by rickroll m

trying to figure out who made the alt account just to post this

by ARandomBloke m

I would love to do that β€œfeel wrath”. Maybe if I lived in a country with mostly free universal healthcare.

This blows my theory.


by ARandomBloke m

I am out here slinging 3 jobs just to make ends meet.



by DeadMoneyWalking m

or take value out.

But how many could have the alleged three jobs?

The number of people who could legitimately have 3 jobs and would make the rogues gallery is a null set.


well we know it's not Nima, that's for certain.


Of all the weird spam I've seen on this site, this might be the weirdest:

Cow Gallstones for sale


Willing to trade one of my kidney stones for three cow gallstones.

GofferistimesensitiveG


by JackInDaCrak m

I'm no crypto bro but why would you need connections to gynah to buy crypto inside PRC? isnt the whole point that it's censorship-resistant and decentralized?

You misunderstand. The point is to pump the price to keep the money-tree fantasy alive. The rest is a shifting list of rationales to backfill the conclusion.


by BigSkip m

Well scooter, I didn't ask for this "vacation", and I think it's stupid that an (allegedly) functioning country can't figure out to pass a budget. And I also recognize that some people I work with aren't as lucky as I am and need a paycheck. Not to mention those being forced to work without one.And as far as your 3 jobs, you know damn well you do that fluffer work for the love

Like. Well said.


by feel wrath m

I saw a guy 4 bet pre, then check raise flop lead big on turn and then jam river for heaps with 52o tonight.

Flop J93 A 4

approx 700bb pot

That's not GTO. It's BCO.

Button Clicking Optimal


by rickroll m

trying to figure out who made the alt account just to post this

by marknfw m

This blows my theory.

It's someone who has over 1k posts in the old mega thread but hasn't posted under their main in almost 7 years.


by Garick m

Of all the weird spam I've seen on this site, this might be the weirdest:

They are a traditional Chinese medicine.


NSFYankeesFans

Spoiler
Show

GcluelessBlueJaysnoobG


Got set-over-setted and quads-over-boated by the same dude last night.

Been a minute since I lost two bullets. It sucks.


by marchron m

Got set-over-setted and quads-over-boated by the same dude last night.

Been a minute since I lost two bullets. It sucks.

Was it at a private game?

If so, I wouldn’t go back.


Happy Columbus Day, degens. I survived an in-law visit this weekend, so I've got that going for me.


by Garick m

Happy Columbus Day, degens. I survived an in-law visit this weekend, so I've got that going for me.

Me too. Highlight being my aunt-in-law returning to my house after dinner at a restaurant last night to raid my fridge and bag up some sandwich leftovers in plastic wrap to eat at the airport today.


My subi cracked 200k miles about 2 years ago. It has been on its last legs since. I have never owned a new car, they have all been a minimum of 10 years old. All of my vehicles have been subarus. For my recreational needs I really like being able to toss my gear (including skis) in the wagon and just keep em there.

SPC and i have a bunch o trips planned for the winter so instead of a strictly utilitarian vehicle I decided to go with something a little more sporty and fancy to bomb around the mountains in. I picked up a new audi wagon. Like that guy said during the Tessler infomercial, "It's all computer"!!

I most likely will need to get significant tutoring in order to be able to use it proper.


I survived a pretty serious invasion myself over the weekend. Yesterday was my grandmother's 105th birthday and we had a pretty huge party at my house on Saturday. The last out of towner left this morning and now the only decision left to make is whether to nap now or later.


by squid face m

My subi cracked 200k miles about 2 years ago. It has been on its last legs since. I have never owned a new car, they have all been a minimum of 10 years old. All of my vehicles have been subarus. For my recreational needs I really like being able to toss my gear (including skis) in the wagon and just keep em there. SPC and i have a bunch o trips planned for the winter so i

Pics of the squidmobile next time it's all loaded up!

by marknfw m

I survived a pretty serious invasion myself over the weekend. Yesterday was my grandmother's 105th birthday and we had a pretty huge party at my house on Saturday. The last out of towner left this morning and now the only decision left to make is whether to nap now or later.

Happy birthday, gma!


Happy Thanksgiving to our Canadian penners.


Ah thanks but it means nothing here in Canada, another day~ in the pain of living

I do would accept a piece of turkey, actually id take everything at a thanksgiving dinner in theory, except that disgusting red thing, idk what it is, cranberry sauce? disgusting


Cranberry jelly is delicious


Been eating turkey for 3 days now. I’m good until Christmas.


What is Thanksgiving celebrating in Canada? Same as here, Euros showed up and started killing everything we could get our hands on?

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