Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs
Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho
ELD can have Nomadic Weekends wherein Nomads can camp in the backyard of the Permanent Address.
ELD can charge $20 per Nomad and put the profits in the dividend fund.
Alternatively, Nomads can sleep in vehicles on the street and ELD can broadcast the Permanent Address wifi for Nomads to book next week's rooms and run extension cords and provide free water.
ELD can have Nomadic Weekends wherein Nomads can camp in the backyard of the Permanent Address.
ELD can charge $20 per Nomad and put the profits in the dividend fund.
Alternatively, Nomads can sleep in vehicles on the street and ELD can broadcast the Permanent Address wifi for Nomads to book next week's rooms and run extension cords and provide free water.
A+ made me almost spit out my coffee.
rice is missing out on some grifts:
- the PO box grift. gift cards and whatnot
- meetup game grift. screw trooper tuesday, rice wednesdays! talk baseball and king of queens while your hero folds everything except for KK+
- vegas tour grift. visit your favorite rice filming locations, like the winco parking lot, harrah's parking lot, etc and more
He's too busy working on his newsletter grift, and managing the EDR schedule. Between that and trying to convince everyone he isn't living in a tool shed, he has a full plate.
you forgot cooking classes, customized workouts, how to guides for hotel bathroom etiquette and trespassing while masquerading as a delivery company employee
the opportunities are endless
The Customized Workouts option would have to be replaced by the Weightroom Showers option. Just tell people that u went to the weightroom, skip the workout, and shower as if u actually worked out. They'll never know the difference.
Rice could also offer a masterclass on obtaining a storage room Permanent Address. For $5 extra, he could include tips & tricks and do's & don't's.
And the granddaddy of all masterclasses that he could offer, How to Make a Daily Youtube Video with Absolute Minimal Effort from Non-tent, aka, No Content.
Nice bedtime story,lol.Rekindle his passion for playing poker? He has never played poker,at least not for many years. He sits there folding waiting for AA,so he can collect hours towards any promo he is hunting. If he loses less than a buyin as he did with aces at the Red Rock massacre,he cant handle it and is possibly gonna have another meltdown so bad and leave Vegas for mont
Yeah
RDP roasts Trooper at the end of his latest video.
Edit: Tried to put the video here but YouTube says it’s age restricted now and we have to go to YouTube to watch? Never got that before when trying to put videos here.
rice is missing out on some grifts:
- the PO box grift. gift cards and whatnot
- meetup game grift. screw trooper tuesday, rice wednesdays! talk baseball and king of queens while your hero folds everything except for KK+
- vegas tour grift. visit your favorite rice filming locations, like the winco parking lot, harrah's parking lot, etc and more
Jose Canseco's has station went right in the toilet once Rice started mentioning it.
I don't think it's a coincidence!
RDP roasts Trooper at the end of his latest video.
Edit: Tried to put the video here but YouTube says it’s age restricted now and we have to go to YouTube to watch? Never got that before when trying to put videos here.
Yeah he did, DePaulo continues to effortlessly clown on the Trooper at the end of almost every video now. He mentioned how his last video was all sad emo style.
Jose Canseco's has station went right in the toilet once Rice started mentioning it.
I don't think it's a coincidence!
Not shocking, Rice has the exact opposite of “The Midas Touch”. This man habitually and chronically ruins almost everything he gets involved with. He has zero regard or concern for any top quality or effort into any element of his hobo life. He ruins YouTube with his terrible low quality daily videos that fit his rubric criteria. Rice leaves bizarre piles of body hair ruining every bathroom floor at the hotels while creating culinary delights. I’m sure he has also ruined past apts that did not return his security deposit. Fat Zach did help contribute to literally ruin the 4 daily drink voucher perk for all Diamond players at Caesars by his hobo smug entitled bragging and showing off all the midnight hacks to obtain 8 drinks at once. And eventually one day he will probably ruin some facet or perk relating to the EDR. #pokerlife
and now Boski is posting another video
"$30,000 Private Cash Game at Wynn"
the first one was $20K
this is not the Boski content I've grown to love. feels like another sellout. or is that just the natural progression of the universe?
Today ELD shows a broken sprinkler outside of Bally's some call Horseshoe.
Then ELD jaywalks across Flamingo Road and states he is the only person capable of safely illegally walking across Flamingo Road.
While on the median ELD states the penultimate scene for this video will be ELD at the Permanent Address getting ready for sleep before Orleans shift.
sounds like Trooper is tired of making hundreds of thousands of dollars in slot income and is ready to retire on a quiet island somewhere
Classic old school Trooper with all the shots of him making coffee. I dont know how much he uses on Starbucks these days,but back in the day man he was putting those giftcards to use thats for sure.
I feel like he is getting tired of Vegas as well,and it woudnt surprise me if they move sooner than we expect.
I also believe he is gonna "burnout" on slots pretty fast,as soon as they hit a solid losing streak. Either way the constant driving around from casino to casino wich it seems like they do alot now is also gonna get old real fast.
Really bad read by u on the Hungry Horse course being a good fit for Rice. Rice is too low variance. The reviews of low variance poker of Mason Malmuth & David Sklansky's latest NL book sounds like Rice's style.
That book is specifically for people like Trooper and Rice-struggling low stakes players that need some help, and the authors even played in the Vegas games. Yet the chances those two would read it are zero.
Urban Nomad reports that California Nomads will not get any EBT comps in November and possibly will have to travel to Las Vegas to seek comped meals and cheap buffets and cheap Nomadic rooms.
Trooper’s Exit Strategy:
(1). Wait for next large alimony installment check from his sugar momma Christina to come in.
(2). Then convince her that he has another “opportunity” or “AP play”.
(3). After loss of all cash again, convince others he’s “running bad”, “never was a poker player or gambler, but a ‘YouTuber’’“, and he doesn’t work for the man or care about what others believe.
That book is specifically for people like Trooper and Rice-struggling low stakes players that need some help, and the authors even played in the Vegas games. Yet the chances those two would read it are zero.
Yep. Since Rice and Troop are know-it-all's, they pretty much need poker tables full of beginners in order to do decently hehe. That ship sailed over 10 yrs ago.
Trooper’s Exit Strategy:(1). Wait for next large alimony installment check from his sugar momma Christina to come in. (2). Then convince her that he has another “opportunity” or “AP play”. (3). After loss of all cash again, convince others he’s “running bad”, “never was a poker player or gambler, but a ‘YouTuber’
Hehe. U know him well. Another exit strategy possibility is:
Standing in front of a Julius Caesar statue at Caesar's Palace, like Julius Caesar, Trooper will proclaim that, in Vegas:
He came,
He saw,
He conquered.
That his mission in Vegas is complete, and now it's time to conquer another land, where he won't work for the man, and where he'll continue to be his own boss.
In J.D. Salinger's The Catcher in the Rye, the American Museum of Natural History, with its iconic dinosaur and fossil exhibits, symbolizes Holden Caulfield's desire for constancy and his fear of change.
In today’s most recent el D video, the Ice Age Fossil State Park, with its iconic pre-historic fossils and bones, symbolizes el D’s desire for constancy and his fear of change. In addition, the pics of the EDR chicken salad symbolize a cheapness and desire for constancy in a high food inflation world.
Rice is proudly rocking that UPS t shirt,how long is it since he worked there? 10 years+?
Someone get this man a couple of t shirts with "EDR 4 life" printed on them,so he can have some clothing options showing his biggest interests.
ELD can have Nomadic Weekends wherein Nomads can camp in the backyard of the Permanent Address.
ELD can charge $20 per Nomad and put the profits in the dividend fund.
Alternatively, Nomads can sleep in vehicles on the street and ELD can broadcast the Permanent Address wifi for Nomads to book next week's rooms and run extension cords and provide free water.
Or he can teach you how to steal a bulb of garlic from a Vegas buffet you get from comps, and trade it for a stick of chewing gum at a poker game.
Yes, that really happened.
sounds like Trooper is tired of making hundreds of thousands of dollars in slot income and is ready to retire on a quiet island somewhere
Trooper going out with a whimper. He had such a great opportunity between 2015-2018 to grow his channel and brand, but enjoyed dreaming about being a good poker player instead of studying it, pretending he had a successful youtube channel instead of investing in it, and deluding himself into thinking he knew it all instead of continuing to learn and be humble.
Trooper's garbage diet indicates his exit strategy is a widow-maker heart attack.
