Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by Petrucci

Welcome to the coping webinar,hosted by lifecrusher Rice.The sheer amount and level of coping or lying to yourself that this buffoon is able to do on a regular basis never stops to amaze me. Just astonishing.-Eats like absolute trash 95% of the time and being significantly overweight-tells himself he is eating healthy. Attacks posters that dares to say he has a bad diet in the

A+ Summary on this total coping clown and Whack Pack MVP Rice / Fat Zach / El Diesel. He is always extremely careful on what he chooses to share and contradicts himself all the time as he fully believes he is a top 1% poker pro despite only beating the 1/3 games at $7/hr at best in recent times and majority of his profits come from promotions and high hands, etc. Currently he’s the only Ivy League Dealer on the Strip (bottom 1% of his graduating Cornell class) and repeatedly showcases his full blown narcissism. This clown has never had many real friends in life as he’s extremely socially awkward and possesses some of the worst hygiene imaginable. His inflated ego continues to balloon as fast as his belly grows from multiple EDR meals everyday and this forum highlights all the lol moments that this oblivious, coping clown continue to share with the world without any shame, guilt, or remorse. Oh and he blocks / bans all comments that do not praise or compliment his greatness.


by Petrucci

Welcome to the coping webinar,hosted by lifecrusher Rice.The sheer amount and level of coping or lying to yourself that this buffoon is able to do on a regular basis never stops to amaze me. Just astonishing.-Eats like absolute trash 95% of the time and being significantly overweight-tells himself he is eating healthy. Attacks posters that dares to say he has a bad diet in the

The thing about jokers like Rice and Trooper is they think they're so smart and slick but they can't fool the universe and they can't fool their bodies.

Rice can spew whatever pretzel logic he wants about how healthy he is, his calves, his "health advice" he doles out at flop houses with a big smug grin. But it doesn't matter. He's only fooling himself and going to make things worse for himself in the long run. He's easily 100 pounds overweight which is bad enough. But he's still young so the real problems with his health aren't even go to surface that much yet. So he'll keep puffing away on his 39 cent cigars stuffing garbage down his throat non stop. And when he's 50 he'll be 200 pounds overweight with 10 different major health issues smugly declaring himself to be the peak of physical fitness.


by angle_shooter

His paycheck breakdowns are the nut low. He's so proud of the fact that he has a 3 year streak going for daily vlogs but at least half of them are utter garbage with him waffling on about his pay or some other subject of interest only to him.

"[a]t least half" is absurdly generous . . .


ELD will be retired when he is 40 at which point he will have enough in the dividend fund or obtain an EBT card to start buying skinless chicken breasts and resume his bodybuilding career.

by borg23

The thing about jokers like Rice and Trooper is they think they're so smart and slick but they can't fool the universe and they can't fool their bodies.Rice can spew whatever pretzel logic he wants about how healthy he is, his calves, his "health advice" he doles out at flop houses with a big smug grin. But it doesn't matter. He's only fooling himself and going to make things


On facebook a Nomad reports he was living out of his car and went to Circus Circus for free parking and $2 hot dogs and got car jacked. They threw his service dog out the window and now he had to move to Motel 6.


by borg23

The thing about jokers like Rice and Trooper is they think they're so smart and slick but they can't fool the universe and they can't fool their bodies.Rice can spew whatever pretzel logic he wants about how healthy he is, his calves, his "health advice" he doles out at flop houses with a big smug grin. But it doesn't matter. He's only fooling himself and going to make things

Certainly on board with the fact that they may fool themself,and alot of people. But not their body or observant people that easily sees through their BS like regs in this thread.

What i just cant wrap my head around is the insane level of lying to yourself on basically every aspect of your life. The self delusion is just off the charts.

Like,i am gonna be fair everbody does lie to themself once in a while. Some more often,some more seriously,some less. It is human to try and paint as good of a picture of ourself as we can.

But the level especially Rice is doing it cant be normal,it just cant. Its not slightly brushing something off either,or small nuances-its flat out massive lies. I dont know if its narcissism as mentioned by other posters,autism or some other diagnosis or a combination- but it has to be _something_ to manage doing what he does day in and day out.


Agree with all of the above comments, but my question is who are the commenters on his videos?

Are they truly supporters who are praising Rice or are they all 2 + 2ers from LVL who just want to see him keep going with his ******edness?


by parisron

Are you serious? Soda is one of the worst things you can put in your body. Nothing good in it.

Coffee is actually good for you in moderation. I mean black coffee with a small amount of sugar not some fancy Starbucks drink with 80 grams of sugar in it.

Nothing good? It has water and bubbles.


by topg2024

ELD will be retired when he is 40 at which point he will have enough in the dividend fund or obtain an EBT card to start buying skinless chicken breasts and resume his bodybuilding career.

I thought able-bodied had to work now to get welfare. He's not going to do that.


Rice’s newest short really showcases his deformed Klingon shaped dome. The video, per usual, was terrible but hey it followed the rubric and keeps his precious streak going.





by parisron

brewing his own coffee and bringing food from home - can't even afford McD's garbage anymore?

Just leave town dude. It's over.


by parisron

With his mind on his money and his money on his mind.


"in search of EV".


by redbuck

"in search of EV".

He'd be better off in search of ET


by parisron

Wow he is bragging about being a professional gambler. Of course, he was a “pro” gambler in poker too. We all saw how that went, and now he denies it.


by Old Man Coffee

With his mind on HER money and HER money on his mind.

Had to adjust it just a bit for accuracy.


by angle_shooter

Rice is so proud of the fact that he has a 3 year streak going for daily vlogs,
but at least half of them are utter garbage ...

by Pete_Peters

"at least half" is absurdly generous . . .

I'm thinking 95% of Rice's daily vlogs are complete garbage.


by iwasbanned

I'm thinking 95% of Rice's daily vlogs are complete garbage.

Sadly, it looks like he just mails it in every day to keep his "streak" going. It used to be somewhat interesting when he was making his unique food concoctions. It hasn't been remotely interesting for some time.


by redbuck

"in search of EV".

He meant "in search of EL VIS". The drunk one in the wheelchair.


by Sugar28

Sadly, it looks like he just mails it in every day to keep his "streak" going. It used to be somewhat interesting when he was making his unique food concoctions. It hasn't been remotely interesting for some time.

It looks like? He's been quantity over quality for years, buddy. But yeah, without poker playing, it's even worse now. It's just a poker dealer vlog. Comedy seems to solely come from his EDR visits now. He needs something new for the vlog. I think if he took some long walks of the Strip before work per week, as a visitor would, capturing sights and sounds, he would add subs.


by parisron

I read that Twitter post to the tune of Randy Newman’s ‘I Love L.A.’

I must still have the World Series on my mind..


by Stu Ungar

I read that Twitter post to the tune of Randy Newman’s ‘I Love L.A.’

I must still have the World Series on my mind..

Pooper has always been obsessed with the image he's projecting to the world.... Tough guy, winner, etc. Here, he attempts to be some kind of poetic James Dean, failing miserably. What a joke this transparent fool is.


In today's video Rice smashed his record for most time in the EDR. He spent 1 hour before his Orleans shift, then he spent from 7pm to 8.45pm in there after his shift. After that he went to PH EDR for an hour before his shift there started. So that's at least 3 hours and 45 minutes clocked in the EDR for a single day, assuming he didn't go for any additional sessions that he didn't inform us of. He also carefully reviewed the November EDR and reports that GYRO day has been supplanted by Swedish Meatball day.


by angle_shooter

In today's video Rice smashed his record for most time in the EDR. He spent 1 hour before his Orleans shift, then he spent from 7pm to 8.45pm in there after his shift. After that he went to PH EDR for an hour before his shift there started. So that's at least 3 hours and 45 minutes clocked in the EDR for a single day, assuming he didn't go for any additional sessions that he di

Yeah,he was happy as a polar bear on the ice in negative 20 degrees having two EDR rooms at his disposal. Rice went on a solid eating festival first at Orleans then PH,for a whopping new record time spent in the EDR.

And i believe he managed to mention he was looking forward to check out the new menu for Nov at the PH EDR like 2 or 3 times. That is clearly the highlight of the whole month for him. Its also still bothering him that he missed the Gyros day twice,as he pointed out he was hoping they wasnt gonna taunt him again with the swedish meatball day. Lol that is still eating at him.

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