Moderation Questions

It's been a while since you followed me around like a little puppy dog.

How am I following you around by posting in pretty much the only thread I ever post in, Lennie?

You only post in the Moderation thread? That's odd is it not?

You aren't them. You are a grammar nerd on an internet forum.

Man imagine defending this chud

Another puppy.

When’s the last time a sober woman ****ed you without you paying for it?

I can tell you're getting heated he he!. I'm gonna take the high road and give you the chance to calm down.

I’m fine. You’re the one rageposting

You’re also the one who thinks just cuz I’m good at insulting you I’m mad

Truly a sad state of affairs

Anyway, imagine defending this chud

Mong, I need my walls painted. How much? And can you use the extra special stuff that makes the girls pass out as soon as they walk in?

That stuff is his charisma, and they aren't passing out, they're swooning.

Just quite ironic that I was barred for this, from, wait for it, the Blind Beggar. You know, the place made famous by Ronnie Kray walking in and shooting someone in the face. So, I am playing pool for 100s a game and some faces show up to play. It's all friendly. I won some, lost some, broke even in the end I think. Maybe up or down a couple of hundred. But they didn't want that sort of action in 2023 apparently.

The majority of grammar is made up by people who enjoy arbitrary rules, just like the majority of society's expectations are made up by people who woke up early and decided upon them while the rest of us were sleeping.

Which is why a good bottle of wine is much harder to find in the middle of the night than in the middle of the day. Which, if you think about it, makes very little sense.

Guy with Russian accent walks in and starts culture of betting non-trivial sums of cash on pool. Not surprised you were banned.

Never liked that pub much, myself.

I don't have a Russian accent. I can affect a chav accent when I want to tho, bruv.

I'm sure they'd never spot a mockney accent within range of the Bow Bells.

Avin a giraffe ain't ya, son

Technically, you're speaking of libel.

Can we get back to first world moderation issues please.

My brother in Christ, I'd be amazed if you could pick a masterlock. You are very, very stupid person and locks will keep you out for sure.

If you've never heard "4 is binding", you've never picked a lock.

I sometimes have trouble with the lock on the house I'm living in. Easy for me to forget which way to turn the key,

This!!!

It's easy for us to forget that the main purpose of this thread is to berate the moderators, not each other.

It's ridiculous what this thread has become. Is there not a low content thread for people to talk nonsense in? This thread should be dedicated to moderation related issues. I remember a time when moderators would redirect the discussion back to strictly moderation talk. What changed? I have a theory. The nonsense talk was introduced and encouraged because a certain moderator was catching a ton of heat at the time. A little "hey look over here" type of maneuver. They knew the lonely guy's would take full advantage of this.