THE NOOB DESTROYER

THE NOOB DESTROYER

No mercy for the noobs.

Here’s August:

I played between NL2–NL10.

The goal for September is to play at least 20K hand

05 September 2025 at 01:10 PM
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Here are my results for November:


I think this is the first time I’ve finished in the red since I started this thread lmao

At NL20, the games are better in 6max, so I bought a course to improve my 6max game


Here are my results for November:


I think this is the first time I’ve finished in the red since I started this thread lmao

At NL20, the games are better in 6max, so I bought a course to improve my 6max game


Regarding the Club GG poker platform, I found that a club tournament is very easy to win cash.


Update:
This week I was very busy, so I only played RNC on GG.
These were the results, I played very little




Update of this week’s results , the volume is still low as always lol.

But the results are going well. Actually, I don’t even need to bumhunt anymore, because most regs don’t want to play against me. And the ones who do only play a few hands and then leave.

Here’s a regfish who tilted against me Lmao





Update:
here are the results from November and early December.

In November I finished in the positive, with R$519 + around R$170 in rakeback. I also had to withdraw $30 to buy the PPPoker HUD.


December:


This week the results were terrible, and yesterday I ended up tilting and losing at least two buy ins to a fish who played like an idiot.

But honestly, that might actually be good, because now he’ll come back to play in the next few days and I’ll win double the money I lost to him lmao.

GREEN OR RED, THE GRIND CONTINUES 😈


It's been a while since I updated this thread, so just a quick update

These are the results for December so far:


For the past two days I've played mostly 6max.

The goal is to reach NL50 as quickly as possible and then go to the HU Zoom on PokerStars


nice one alison. im gonna hunt u at huzoom


by BigBananas

nice one alison. im gonna hunt u at huzoom

The other day I was watching you play and you were playing NL200.

So for now I don't need to worry about that


Unfortunately, this month’s results were not good and I ended up in the red. It’s the first time I’ve finished an entire month negative since I started playing.
I played 11,466 hands and earned about R$300 in rakeback


And here are the results for the year, only on PPPoker, which is where I played the most.
The rake is almost 15bb/100 lol



Analysis of the year:
I started playing NL2 in May, initially on my phone. But in August, after I bought a PC and started taking it seriously, I moved up quickly. It took about 4 months to go from NL2 to NL20, around 70K hands.

I don’t think it was bad, but if I had pushed myself more, I could have gone further NL40 or maybe NL50. But honestly, that doesn’t really matter.

Now my PPPoker HUD has expired, but I’ll be back to playing soon.


Play more hands bro


by BigBananas

Play more hands bro

Yes, I'll try.
I made a list of what I need to improve, and one of the things I need to improve is the low volume


did you play 50z yet? i played one brazilian a few nights ago, he played alrite but slightly spazzy.


by BigBananas

did you play 50z yet? i played one brazilian a few nights ago, he played alrite but slightly spazzy.

No, I only played up to NL20.

My nickname used to be Malgani.
But I changed it this week


by Zasko

Unfortunately, this month’s results were not good and I ended up in the red. It’s the first time I’ve finished an entire month negative since I started playing.I played 11,466 hands and earned about R$300 in rakeback And here are the results for the year, only on PPPoker, which is where I played the most.The rake is almost 15bb/100 lol Analysis of the year:I started playing

How can you play only 70k hands in 4 months? Even at 9max ante tables my monthly volume is around 50k


by blazar

How can you play only 70k hands in 4 months? Even at 9max ante tables my monthly volume is around 50k

Lol bumhunting in HU. Like, I was just playing with mega fish and whales


Update:

After having terrible results in December, the results at the beginning of January are going well



It's been a long time since I updated here:
January was actually a decent month, and I made about R$500 more in rakeback.


At the beginning of February I was doing well, until I got banned from PPPoker. Basically, I bought diamonds in the app to get the HUD, then Google Play refunded the money, so PPPoker support got mad and banned me lol


After about three days I managed to get my account back, and as soon as I was able to withdraw, I moved to Bodog


These are my initial results - I've been playing NL5 to get used to the site, but soon I'll be crushing NL25 Zone


Update:
I got tired of playing NL5 and moved up to NL25.

Here are the results:
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by Zasko

Update:I got tired of playing NL5 and moved up to NL25.Here are the results:[image]HqVUZda.png[/im..]

Very nice and good decision mate, good luck!


by blazar

Very nice and good decision mate, good luck!

Yes, thanks bro


Atualização dos últimos dois meses

Março embora tenha ganhado apenas 17$ não foi um mês ruim, porque perdi em uma sample pequena na NL25, mas amassei na NL10. Então foi ok


Em abril fui bem também, joguei 4.7K mãos no 888 e no PPP joguei 15.8K mãos





Wen 50z hu


by BigBananas

Wen 50z hu

O próximo stake é NL40, meu bankroll tá em uns R$4.500 agora, quando chegar em 5K vou tentar HU NL40, mas apenas bumhant


Atualização:

Nesse mês fui muito abaixo em questão de volume.
Joguei apenas 11.604 mãos no PPPoker. E mais 3751 mãos Ignition

Resultados:

No PPPoker eu ganhei R$291 e mais R$408 de rakeback.

E ignition eu ganhei $54 mais cerca de $10 em bônus

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