Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by Loden Pants

Lexi now has a newsletter--for free, of course--to help grow her community.If Rice ever gets let go from PH, whether by getting explicitly fired for laziness/EDR abuse or just laid off, he will absolutely make a multi-week series of vlogs endlessly complaining that he was completely within the letter of the rubric, and they had no right to let him go. They never said exactly h

Spot on,exactly how the whack pack MVP would handle it.

It would simply be out of reach for his level of comprehension to understand that the PH-EDR was not created solely for him to plan his whole life around it and shovel down food enough for 3-4 persons every single workday.

He would be whining and crying so hard if he somehow lost his EDR access or got fired. This ultra clown uses the same lol logic when he insists that its no problem for him to fill his pockets and backpack with condiments,or even stealing stuff like bulbs of garlic.

Logic he uses it that its no signs or written anywhere that says he cannot do that. Great stuff, absolute king kong logic everyone of us can just start walking into grocery store then and grab what we want without paying cause there is no signs anywhere that tell that isnt allowed.


by punkass

pman tweets are just really embarrassing. The lack of shame is just super cringe.
Rice will never be honest when they ultimately either talk to him about abusing the EDR, or when they change the whole benefit altogether because of his abusing the EDR.

No money, no shame. And such a thin skinned snowflake to boot.

Wait, am I talking about Pchild or Timmy?


by angle_shooter

Yes someone mentioned this in the comments and Rice shrugs it off by saying that Orlando is closer LMAO.

Absolute clown level stuff booking flights back on the same day so close to his arrival time such that any delays at all on the outgoing flight makes the trip unfeasible.

I can't even imagine what an absolute dump filled with drug addicts he's living in. He's rather spend all day in the airport than at the permanent address.
Also lmao@ getting to the vegas airport hours early for a domestic flight and then blaming it on conditioning from JFK airport. This vagrant probably hasn't flown out of jfk in 15 years since he always drives across country for his 2-3 month "christmas" visit with his family. And he's constantly taking his same day round trip flights out of LAS. Vegas airport is great bc of how fast you get through security and how close to the strip it is. Get there an hour before the flight and 99 percent of the time you're at the gate at least a half an hour before boarding starts.

If he had a smartphone and was planning on leaving at a normal time for his flight he would have seen it was delayed. Then again he was probably too busy running around looking for a place to print out his boarding pass. Somehow that's more convenient than a smartphone and he doesn't even know you can print a paper boarding pass at the airport kiosks for free.


The whack pack's complex antics to solve what are standard situations for normal people is always amusing.


by IQofTwoPlusTwo

The whack pack's complex antics to solve what are standard situations for normal people is always amusing.

The best is when Rice spends days or even weeks "solving" something everyone else knows already. Often times while telling people they're wrong until he reverses course. Then he smugly reports the "breakthrough" as though he's cured cancer.


by parisron

He says Orlando has poker, which isn't exactly true, only on the outskirts or nearby Daytona beach, etc.

But he mentions going to Orlando because it has poker but then says Tampa is out of the question because the round trip would take too long. lol

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Pointing at different destinations is just his sorry attempt at building intrigue for his vlog.


by JoseJohnnyJimJack

Pointing at different destinations is just his sorry attempt at building intrigue for his vlog.

Yup,yet another whack pack worthy moment. Basically everything Rice/Fat Zach/Elite driver/Vegas best dealer/Top level vantage point sprinter/EDR biggest volume eater does in his life is indeed whack pack worthy.

Its so phatetic when he lol tries to build tention while asking "Am i going to city x? Or maybe i am going to city Y? What am i gonna do there,play poker or maybe hiking?"

LMAO nobody else than Rice himself cares to know wich city he is going on his **** hotel nomad trips to save money,walking around all day huffing and puffing building up heavy breathing,a nasty body smell perfectly timed for the return flight and pat himself on the back because he folded for 1 hour in yet another pokerroom.


by Petrucci

Yup,yet another whack pack worthy moment. Basically everything Worlds best citydriver/ Rice/Fat Zach/Elite hotelroom chef/Vegas best dealer/Top level vantage point sprinter/EDR biggest volume eater does in his life is indeed whack pack worthy.Its so phatetic when he lol tries to build tention while asking "Am i going to city x? Or maybe i am going to city Y? What am i gonna do

He doesn't get that cliff hangers have to be interesting. Saying will x happen or will y happen when neither option is remotely interesting doesn't have the effect he thinks it does. "will i go to cvs or will I go to walgreens?" Riveting stuff! He really is even dumber than I thought a year or two ago.

I remember as a kid watching old school Batman episodes. They would leave the episode with Batman being surrounded by villains and say "how will the cape crusadaer get out of this one? Tune in next week to find out". They wouldn't show him walking towards a door and say "tune in next week to see if he uses his left hand or right hand to open it".


by Loden Pants

Lexi now has a newsletter--for free, of course--to help grow her community.If Rice ever gets let go from PH, whether by getting explicitly fired for laziness/EDR abuse or just laid off, he will absolutely make a multi-week series of vlogs endlessly complaining that he was completely within the letter of the rubric, and they had no right to let him go. They never said exactly h

If he gets unemployment he would be pretty happy about that.




Dealers in general are lazy. I find it hard to believe Rice would ever get fired for that cause. He hasn't EOed as far as we know. He doesn't take time off. He doesn't even think about it. At least based on what he says in videos he is very helpful when he doesn't need to be.

Believe me I would love to see his meltdown should it happen. I just wouldn't hold my breath hoping for it.


by borg23

He doesn't get that cliff hangers have to be interesting. Saying will x happen or will y happen when neither option is remotely interesting doesn't have the effect he thinks it does. "will i go to cvs or will I go to walgreens?" Riveting stuff! He really is even dumber than I thought a year or two ago.I remember as a kid watching old school Batman episodes. They would leave the

Same bat time, same bat channel.


by bobw525

Dealers in general are lazy. I find it hard to believe Rice would ever get fired for that cause. He hasn't EOed as far as we know. He doesn't take time off. He doesn't even think about it. At least based on what he says in videos he is very helpful when he doesn't need to be. Believe me I would love to see his meltdown should it happen. I just wouldn't hold my breath hoping fo

For all of his stupidity, his reliability is the only thing he really has going on for him especially in a notoriously flaky industry.


Casino Nomad should do a video on Nomadic Technologies since ELD avoids technology.

Casino Nomad can exist in his car over the weekend self contained given that he has a smart phone, hotspot, and solar panel with battery-invertor combination. The only thing he needs is several gallons of water stored. All a Nomad needs is a gym membership for showers.


by topg2024

Casino Nomad should do a video on Nomadic Technologies since ELD avoids technology.

Casino Nomad can exist in his car over the weekend self contained given that he has a smart phone, hotspot, and solar panel with battery-invertor combination. The only thing he needs is several gallons of water stored. All a Nomad needs is a gym membership for showers.

It looks like he lives a life of absolute luxury compared to Rice. He doesn't even need to go to the EDR for all his food or the employee weight room every time he needs to shower or s**t


by angle_shooter

Yes someone mentioned this in the comments and Rice shrugs it off by saying that Orlando is closer LMAO.

Absolute clown level stuff booking flights back on the same day so close to his arrival time such that any delays at all on the outgoing flight makes the trip unfeasible.

I checked duration and price for leaving Saturday, returning Sunday, nonstop only. LAS<->MCO is $53 and about 15 minutes longer than LAS<->TPA at $345. Midweek, the price difference is only about 3.5x. Closer (to zero dollars) indeed.

He probably would have been fine actually, because they probably turn the plane around for the return trip.


Plus the fact that nobody flies to Orlando for poker. People living in Orlando routinely drive 1 hour to 1.5 hours to go to Hard Rock Tampa and play.


by parisron

Plus the fact that nobody flies to Orlando for poker. People living in Orlando routinely drive 1 hour to 1.5 hours to go to Hard Rock Tampa and play.

Yeah and what's even more hilarious is that his logic/defence is that Orlando is closer. In reality a flight from LAS to TPA is shorter than one to MCO. I mean that's still besides the point, but it's just classic Rice buffoonery.



I just hope Spirit gave ELD a full refund on his unused ticket.


by parisron

He says Orlando has poker, which isn't exactly true, only on the outskirts or nearby Daytona beach, etc.

But he mentions going to Orlando because it has poker but then says Tampa is out of the question because the round trip would take too long. lol

Translation: Tampa tix are too expensive.


by borg23

He doesn't get that cliff hangers have to be interesting. Saying will x happen or will y happen when neither option is remotely interesting doesn't have the effect he thinks it does. "will i go to cvs or will I go to walgreens?" Riveting stuff! He really is even dumber than I thought a year or two ago.I remember as a kid watching old school Batman episodes. They would leave the

We have a local station that shows those.


by topg2024

Casino Nomad should do a video on Nomadic Technologies since ELD avoids technology.

Casino Nomad can exist in his car over the weekend self contained given that he has a smart phone, hotspot, and solar panel with battery-invertor combination. The only thing he needs is several gallons of water stored. All a Nomad needs is a gym membership for showers.

He can make a portable shower with a pump-up chemical sprayer, fed by a camping shower, which is a black plastic bag that heats the water. Popular among the van-life crowd. But considering his skills at building a stick, it's dubious whether he could pull it off.


by parisron

Plus the fact that nobody flies to Orlando for poker. People living in Orlando routinely drive 1 hour to 1.5 hours to go to Hard Rock Tampa and play.

When I lived on the hanggliding hippy comune right outside of orlando (davenport) I made the hump to tampa where the games are just stoopid good.


by borg23

He doesn't get that cliff hangers have to be interesting. Saying will x happen or will y happen when neither option is remotely interesting doesn't have the effect he thinks it does. "will i go to cvs or will I go to walgreens?" Riveting stuff! He really is even dumber than I thought a year or two ago.I remember as a kid watching old school Batman episodes. They would leave the

Lol. Seriously. Rice's cliffhanger:

"Tune in next vlog to see if I eat rice with a fork or a spoon."

(then immediately cuts to his outro)

"And remember, rice is a spoon food."


Casino Nomad experiences the danger of living in casinos
on the bright side, he now has some good deals at Gold Coast

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