2025 NFL Season Thread: Can Uncle Rico save the Broncos or will they be Nixed?
Greetings friends.
Those of you who know me know me as a Niners fan full of fantastical levels of vitriol and rage. I hav
Most impressive thing about the Rams is that theyβve played a much harder schedule than the other teams with good records
I posit that if the Lions didnt have Gibbs they'd have a losing record-for the year. I like Goff, but tbh they haven't impressed much in situations they could.
any professional tick removal experts out there?no matter the tweezer or forceps techniquemang, i dig and dig yet parts of broken bonus analytics still remain deeply embedded under my skin
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I've always heard you light a match near it and it will start to move then you pluck it off. Can't say I've actually tried it though.
TJ’s Survivor update:
We’re both on the Chargers at home vs the Raiders.
Either they lose, and we chop, or it’s on to next week!
Frank Ragnow back for the Lions. Pretty good news for what is already an incredible line for rushing
Jamyr Gibbs ave YBC is 4.3 this season - by far the highest of any RB. Some of that is on him/his pace and the type of plays they run for him but thatβs pretty hard to beat
Montgomery is 2.3 which is just below league average and indicative that they run him up the middle a lot more
Last year Gibbs was 3.3 and Montgomery was 1.9
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2025 NFL Thread: Turkey and Parlay Legs: May they all be Delicious!
Mongo so hard right now.
fwiw, I would also put DEN ahead of PHI. Neither offense inspires much confidence, but gotta give the defensive edge to DEN.
I don't like talking about my penis on internet forums. Especially with people I don't really know. That being said I am thrilled where the Broncos are at right now. They have left a lot on the field in the first 11 games and I feel confident the best is still to come. Losing Dobbins is not good but hopefully Harvey will be up for the challenge after the bye. The defense has been great and now we get PS2 and Singleton back. OK, I am feeling a little something but I don't feel comfortable talking about it.
I posit that if the Lions didnt have Gibbs they'd have a losing record-for the year. I like Goff, but tbh they haven't impressed much in situations they could.
They will be very dangerous if they go into the playoffs healthy.
I wonder how many games the Colts would have won without Taylor.
I like it! We should do one of those pass the leg parlays they are advertising. Pure sucker bet but as degens we all bet it and we all score!
Gibbs o69.5 rushing
GOGOGO
Done.
2025 NFL Thread: Turkey & Parlay Legs: May they all be Delicious! And thank you lord for Bo Nix
[QUOTE=All-inMcLovin;59162944]Gibbs o69.5 rushing
GOGOGO
Jake Ferguson anytime TD
if we get 5 legs I'l put 10 bucks on it π
I like it! We should do one of those pass the leg parlays they are advertising. Pure sucker bet but as degens we all bet it and we all score!
i've got another TE anytime TD option for y'all. one is a more aggressive than the other, so choose your poison
[pinny odds, i'm sure US books aren't far off]
Mark Andrews anytime TD: +109
Isaiah Likely anytime TD: +231
the Bungles D is giving up TE catches, yards and TDs at an obscene rate this season
Browns rookies accounted for 100% of the team's passing yards, 100% of its rushing yards (114%, actually) and 75% of its receiving yards. According to Elias Sports Bureau, this has happened in only one other game since the 1970 merger. It was done by the 1974 Chargers
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Three of Daniel Jones' worst four outings by EPA per dropback have been in the past three games (against the Steelers, Falcons and Chiefs).
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When the Chiefs dialed up similar heat in Week 12, the Colts kept seven-plus blockers in on 34.4% of Jones' dropbacks -- the highest rate for any team in any game this season.
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This was the first game all season in which Danny Dimes didn't attempt a deep pass, despite the fact that the Chiefs' safeties were only 9.6 yards off the line of scrimmage -- the second-closest safeties have been to the line in any game this season. As Jones' trust in his line falters, so does Steichen's in his quarterback. The once unstoppable Colts offense has become mortal.
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Jacksonville beat the Cardinals despite being on the wrong end of a 4-0 turnover differential. They're the first team in NFL history to win a game with such a turnover spread.
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Opposing passing games have a dropback success rate of 38% against the Texans, the second-lowest number of the past 13 seasons. The only number lower is 37.9%, which belongs to the similarly elite 2025 Broncos defense.
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Of 512 total seasons since 2010, the Texans are 15th in opposing EPA per dropback, 23rd in points per drive allowed and 26th in series conversion rate. All of those are 95th percentile or better. That's elite.
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Smith-Njigba owns 37.5% of the team's targets, which is the highest percentage since Brandon Marshall saw a towering 40.3% for Chicago in 2012.
cooked players:
Travis kelce
king henry
Patrick mahomes
Brock purdy
btj
saquon
AJ brown
Kyle murray
David montgomery
cj stroud
David njoku
Sam darnold
any WR who has to play for the steelers
all the Washington commanders
John Madden and Vince Wilfork bless this turkey(ducken). Bout to leave Orange County to drive to Vegas, let's roll.
i've got another TE anytime TD option for y'all. one is a more aggressive than the other, so choose your poison
[pinny odds, i'm sure US books aren't far off]
Mark Andrews anytime TD: +109
Isaiah Likely anytime TD: +231
the Bungles D is giving up TE catches, yards and TDs at an obscene rate this season
Okay, not much feedback but I gotta get ready to go to Thanksgiving so I am going with this:
Gibbs Over 70 rushing yards -114
Ferguson anytime TD +215
Andrews anytime TD +105
Likely anytime TD +235
20% parlay bonus
+5202 $10 >>>> $530.20
This has virtually no shot π