Mini Walrus - Reveal tbd by eyebooger

Mini Walrus - Reveal tbd by eyebooger

by bolt2112

Don't you owe us a walrus reveal from before covid?

by IBeDrummin

wat

by IBeDrummin

Still wat btw.

And no.

Walrus was invented by bolt2112 when he inco

29 October 2025 at 11:43 PM
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In 1st place scoring 12 points:

I was prepared to score this pretty low when I opened the link because I have not historically found this artist pleasant to listen to. But color me surprised, this is solid.

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eyebooger submits:
Frank Turner - Glory Hallelujah


Brahma Vishnu Shiva roopa


zomg two in a row!


by IBeDrummin

In 9th place scoring 1 point:I was surprised when I saw this submission. It’s a well-known song, but I never clocked that it was about God, so I was interested to take a fresh listen through that lens. It’s not about God. It’s not even a metaphor about God. There’s one line in the 2nd verse that hints at the existence of a God. Sorry, it’s a way better song than the some of the

yeah, you are right. The song espouses Christian values (love, understanding, patience, humility, trusting your soul, etc) and also not seeking wealth or getting caught up in greed, but it is not really about God as such.. So, fair points on your part.


eb didn't decree it, but I’m gonna go ahead and reveal the next category tomorrow


Let’s see how well your definition of “fun” lines up with mine.

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Likely not well


by IBeDrummin

eb didn't decree it, but I’m gonna go ahead and reveal the next category tomorrow

It's my birthday tomorrow, so good idea 👍


you and Taylor swift have the same birthday


They have a combined net worth of almost two billion dollars as well.


There’s a messy submission I’m trying to get figured out, so there could be a delay depending on when the offender checks their messages.


Oops


4. A song that’s fun


In 9th place scoring 1 point:

I…don’t like this.

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JMurder3 submits:
Too $hort (ft. Lil’ Jon, The EastSide Boyz) - Shake That Monkey


In 8th place scoring 2 points:

I mean, I guess what’s happening here is kind of fun.

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amplify submits:
Miggy Smalrus - Party & Bullshit in the USA


In 7th place scoring 3 points:

I don’t mind this song, and it’d probably rank higher in a different category. I just don’t personally find sinister circus music particularly fun.

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ArcticKnight submits:
Cosmo Sheldrake - Come Along


In 6th place scoring 4 points:

Anytime I hear this song I am so distracted by the terrible lyrics. It’s a fun song, sure. But wow, those lyrics are bad.

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rickroll submits:
Icona Pop (ft. Charli XCX) - I Love It


In 5th place scoring 5 points:

If I were to do a retrospective of this walrus at some point, I predict this might actually drop in the rankings quite a bit. But it’s fun enough and, for now, I don’t hate it.

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xander biscuits submits:
Basement Jaxx - Romeo


no memory at all of what I submitted for this


In 4th place scoring 6 points:

This is the best song of this category, and one of the best songs submitted through four rounds. I’ve avoided this artist (and my decision to make this a category stemmed from a snarky comment I made regarding a song I accidentally heard of theirs), but I think I should go ahead and take an intentional listen now. I struggle with the category fit, because I find this song way more sad than fun. But I’m going to talk myself into it being fun enough to place 4th here, because while I can’t allow it to podium, it sure as **** ain’t gonna place below all the other stuff.

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filthyvermin submits:
Chappell Roan - Pink Pony Club


by filthyvermin

no memory at all of what I submitted for this

The walrus x-post curse lives!


In 3rd place scoring 8 points:

I swapped this and 2nd place a few times, but this is where I landed. This is definitely a fun listen and a good submission, and I agree with the entrant’s comment that Australia needs to export more stuff like this than the musical atrocities they’ve forced on us the past several years.

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eyebooger submits:
The Cat Empire - Thunder Rumbles


In 2nd place scoring 10 points:

The person who submitted this thought this song was called something else and they submitted a hyperlink to a Neil Young song that is decidedly not fun. But, once I got things cleared up, I wasn’t disappointed. Maybe this isn’t as fun lyrically, but it deals with a tough subject in a lighthearted way, which makes it a nice, fun listen for me.

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Doctor Zeus submits:
Feeder - Buck Rogers


In 1st place scoring 12 points:

This one bounced around for me a bit before I realized it was exactly what I was looking for with this category: lyrics that don’t suck, music that energizes me, and a presentation that doesn’t take itself too seriously. This song has humor, sarcasm, double entendre, and a quote from Mean Girls. Pretty goddamned fun, if you ask me.

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DonkDonkDonkDonk submits:
Wet Leg - Chaise Longue


Congrats to Donk and HBD to eb!


wow hell has officially frozen over

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