2025 NFL Game Thread – Week 17
Thursday – Christmas Day
Netflix – 1:00pm & 4:30pm EST
Dallas Cowboys (-9) @ Washington Commies
Detroit Lions (-7.5) @ M
It’s happening?!
What am I rooting for today for maximum chaos and week 18 meaning something?
Shedeur flexing coming up 7 yards short of the sticks and then Cleveland going for it anyways is something else.
TLAW
There's the Shedeur we know and love
Lolnold
Cue Yakety Sax in Carolina
Sure Durr really does an excellent job at reminding the world on a weekly basis he is not an nfl qb
I see Todd Haley made it back to the Stealers sideline to call a 4th and 1 fade pass 30 yards down the field.
Win or lose do you even let bowles coach next week?
This is pathetic
Shedeur doesn't throw a spiral.
outright thievery
Do we really need to see Saints-Titans highlights?
Tony Romo looks like a 1940's gangster with his slicked hair and 5 o'clock shadow. He'll weigh you down with an ounce of lead see!
Seattle winning or losing is more or less irrelevant (edit: granted I don’t know the implications beyond Niners get the 1 seed no matter what if they win out)
Tampa, browns and seattle is the maximum chaos parlay
This is why:
SEA clinches a first-round bye and home-field advantage with:
1) SEA win + LAR loss/tie + SF tie
SEA clinches the NFC West division title with:
1) SEA win + LAR loss/tie + SF loss/tie
OR 2) SEA tie + LAR loss + SF loss
LAR is knocked out of division title (and 1 seed) contention with:
1) LAR loss
OR 2) LAR tie + SEA win
OR 3) LAR tie + SEA tie + SF tie
OR 4) LAR tie + SF win
OR 5) SEA win + SF win
SF is knocked out of NFC West title contention with:
1) SF loss + SEA win/tie
OR 2) SF tie + SEA win
SF is knocked out of 1 seed contention with:
1) SF loss
OR 2) SF tie + SEA win
Kickahhhh
Hooray heels!
Edit: sorry heels
lol and there’s a charged timeout for Carolina
Rough