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Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by Confidential

LT named her sourdough starter Ryan because she used rye to make it.
Not proud that I know this, it was in one of the LWtheTroopers vids.

I’m sure you are correct, but I like my theory better lol..


by Stu Ungar

I’m sure you are correct, but I like my theory better lol..

Will be hilarious if RDP learns of it and responds in one of his videos lol


by rickroll

zero chance troop has a backer - that's not a thing

yes you can split certain plays with people - but again, zero chance he would have split that one at $1.50 a spin

I know a guy who quit poker this year to play slots. He is part of some group now, and he is being backed for it. I really don't know what goes on in these groups, or why anyone would be a part of one unless you need a backer. He's likely either busto, or he gave up a % of his action to someone to teach him the ropes. Trooper was definitely busto, so I could see him having a backer when he started this. But that backer was probably LT


by riverdragon

lookin good for 65!

Yup, sure sign of cell deterioration.


by Horsey McHorseface

I know a guy who quit poker this year to play slots. He is part of some group now, and he is being backed for it. I really don't know what goes on in these groups, or why anyone would be a part of one unless you need a backer. He's likely either busto, or he gave up a % of his action to someone to teach him the ropes. Trooper was definitely busto, so I could see him having a ba

pooling resources is quite common because a lot of these games - even when +EV are still wild variance rides where you can get absolutely smoked in the short term - same reason why professional blackjack teams that all play solo sometimes pool resources - there's a lot of asian syndicates - but nobody is backed

absolutely crazy for you guys to just imagine highly improbable scenarios simply because you don't like the guy

furthermore, if there was this unicorn slot backer, that would stop with the first video trooper posted of a -ev play


Trooper should stop by ELD's room for some of the huge hand lotion bottle available.

by riverdragon

lookin good for 65!


ol' troop with quite the turkey neck situation.


I'm puzzled as to how his skin has aged so poorly. We know this, supposedly:

- does not drink the booze, smoke the baccy, or toke the pots
- stays indoors most of the time

However we do know:

- drinks gallons of coffee a week. no idea if he drinks water
- enjoys mcdonalds-level foods, has for likely 40+ years
- also enjoys so called 'organic' foods that, while they are 'organic,' do not claim to be healthy
- spends hours in smoky casinos
- has had stressful work choices: youtuber, failed chocolatier, discount AP slot jockeybum
- maintains toxic Trumper persona on twitter, where he is forever the victim and trans people are taunting him by being sexy naughty
- Never has cooked a proper dinner at home: meat, veg + side
- has to constantly be vigilant to protect LT from criminals, enemies, and potential suitors
- greatly inflated sense of ego due to luckboxing minor YT success early on, enough to generate a couple of groupies and side hustles, all of which failed for the most part
- harbors great resentment at others who followed his path to much++ success
- has really poor skin. seriously what is this


-it's like he has mummy skin


- has not seen a doctor, in like, ever
- has to deal with LT's blathering nonsense 24/7
- animals do not like him
- likely suffers from dandruff
- is a big fan of the groyper movement. I'm sad that this concept exists and that I'm aware of it

and finally, and perhaps worst of all:

- avoided collab videos with Vegas Porker Man Rice aka Diesel aka Zachary Schubert


Turkey neck is caused by aging, leading to loss of skin elasticity (collagen/elastin breakdown) and weakened neck muscles (platysma), combined with factors like significant weight loss, genetics, sun damage, smoking, and "tech neck" (looking down at phones), all contributing to sagging skin and prominent vertical bands.

I try my best to avoid the 'tech neck.' Your head is actually quite large in terms of weight, doing the tech neck puts a lot of strain on your muscles, besides stretching the skin oddly.

Put the phone in front of your face, eye level.


by riverdragon

lookin good for 65!

Not shellacking the chicken with lotion.



That was a serious investment for 6 months plus rent, supplies, rent at venues, etc


I don't think LT babbles incessantly. She seems to mostly parrot what T97 says.

It's true that most of the dinners they showcased when she was making vlogs during the Sprkli pops era (pre-farmers markets/commercial kitchen) were pasta with meat sauce. I don't recall ever seeing them eat salads (or really any vegetable) but if they did I'm sure it was loaded with some sort of high fat "organic" dressing.

Also noted she kept him constantly supplied with his favorite sweet tea (with organic sugar, natch.) And notably, he drinks coffee with lots of sugar or those sweetener flavorings they have at Star*****. That in addition to a constant state of dehydration would contribute to the skin aging as well.


by Confidential

I don't think LT babbles incessantly. She seems to mostly parrot what T97 says. It's true that most of the dinners they showcased when she was making vlogs during the Sprkli pops era (pre-farmers markets/commercial kitchen) were pasta with meat sauce. I don't recall ever seeing them eat salads (or really any vegetable) but if they did I'm sure it was loaded with some sort of hi

As far as the first line, I can only offer the LTs YT as evidence.

For sure, at home, I'm sure it isn't a babblethon but based on youtube content, one cant help shes narrative every aspect of her life

but yeah t97 is a tiny minority of the vlod. trying to grab a screencap


by steve420wa

As far as the first line, I can only offer the LTs YT as evidence.

For sure, at home, I'm sure it isn't a babblethon but based on youtube content, one cant help shes narrative every aspect of her life

but yeah t97 is a tiny minority of the vlod. trying to grab a screencap

I found the baking videos oddly relaxing, especially when it was mostly just her in the house by herself.

But when they go out to eat, it's mostly fried food, burgers or pizza. I've never seen them eat a gourmet meal, or even a high-quality steak. The only healthy meal I can think of is when she used to make oatmeal. Perhaps she still does.

Also, I find his insistence with mixing peanut butter and jelly for sandwiches extremely odd. Iirc, he once suggested it was akin to mental illness not to do so.


by rickroll

pooling resources is quite common because a lot of these games - even when +EV are still wild variance rides where you can get absolutely smoked in the short term - same reason why professional blackjack teams that all play solo sometimes pool resources - there's a lot of asian syndicates - but nobody is backedabsolutely crazy for you guys to just imagine highly improbable scen

That's the thing. I get why people would pool money, form a syndicate etc. But why would anyone back him? He has nothing to offer and takes plays way too early. It's also way easier to get backing for poker than slots because it's easier to track (especially tournaments) and he never could get real backing for that. It's not about not liking him- it's really just us wondering what value he adds.


by riverdragon

lookin good for 65!

Remember when he was making candy barehanded with no gloves? Pepperidge Farms remembers.


When I was at one of his tables 10 years ago I noticed the old skin on his hands back then. I thought that was surprising for a guy in his early 40’s.

I’m happy for him that he found LT anyway.


by steve420wa

Turkey neck is caused by aging, leading to loss of skin elasticity (collagen/elastin breakdown) and weakened neck muscles (platysma), combined with factors like significant weight loss, genetics, sun damage, smoking, and "tech neck" (looking down at phones), all contributing to sagging skin and prominent vertical bands. I try my best to avoid the 'tech neck.' Your head is actu

Plus, too many free radicals. Needs vitamin C, but it only helps before you deteriorate that much.


Today ELD reports from the parking garage and shows a car parked over the lines.

ELD states the only thing worse than missing cheeseburger day is "genocide activities".

ELD details his mental and physical preparations for cheeseburger day.

ELD states he is dealing day three of the circuit.

A player was bleeding at the table, and ELD brought a towel, Neosporin, and a band aid.


by topg2024

Today ELD reports from the parking garage and shows a car parked over the lines.

ELD states the only thing worse than missing cheeseburger day is "genocide activities".

ELD details his mental and physical preparations for cheeseburger day.

ELD states he is dealing day three of the circuit.

A player was bleeding at the table, and ELD brought a towel, Neosporin, and a band aid.

Fat Zach id back,he was reporting cheeseburger day was a let down,because he didnt know this multiple days in advance. LOL,aka he didnt get to starve himself properly before going berserk in the EDR.

The 2025 MVP of the employee weightroom complained about the heat today in the pokerroom. Fat Zach reported he was even warmer working in there,than when he is lifting in the gym.


Rice stated he has been binge eating since his youth when he had plenty of notice from an uncle they were going to Outback so he could prepare to gorge. Even back then his choice was a cheeseburger


Cross country every year?

Doesn't LT have family five hours away?


by Turdzilla

Cross country every year?

Doesn't LT have family five hours away?

From what i understand the LT family isnt a big fan of the Trooper. And vica versa i guess.

They visited Vegas from Cali a couple of years ago as talked about in the vlog,Trooper didnt spend any time with them-but roamed around the strip alone instead.


Casino Nomad goes to Whole Foods today to buy some healthy food. He must have missed that president Rice recommends doing grocery shopping at El Super-and especially utilizing fruit wednesday for extra cheap rotten bananas and avocados.

In order to get proper low nomadic hotel rates Casino Nomad drives to Laughlin for a 3 night stay at Harrahs for $80 including taxes.On the gambling side he will put a new strat into action starting in this video and moving forward-splitting his gambling between craps and videopoker.


Casino Nomad states he sees older women playing video poker.

Casino Nomad then states he believes, "Older women are more experienced. Especially when it comes to video poker, among other things".


how much action do you have to put into VP for it to actually get you casino offers

my impression was a lot (more than his preferred bankroll)

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