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Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by angle_shooter

Sadly I have also known people like this. For these people having the money doesn't improve their quality of life because they never spend it or get to enjoy it. At its most extreme it really can only be explained by mental health issues.

Oh yeah, I can only describe my friend's existence as "miserable", which nobody in high school with parents that pay for all necessities should be. They even gave him a brand new pickup truck. I think that arrangement ended when he graduated. Funny side story, he was all set to go to medical school, because doctors make a lot of money. Then he talked to someone in medical school and decided to change his major. Too much work, lol.


Internet Skater and Ethan report they will be in Vegas on the next video.

They continuously add about two quarts of oil to the van every stop for gas.


by Stu Ungar

This is amazing.

The only dealers I have ever seen use a rake stick are 5 foot tall and under Asian women.

I have never seen a man use a rake stick..

Head over to PHo for a new experience. Not only that, but that stick is an embarrassment. Taped up, barely staying in one piece, I'm surprised PHo management hasn't yelled at him about it. I sure would, it makes the casino look pathetic.


Didn’t someone make him a nicer one with a 3D printer and he never used it?


In all my years playing poker, I’ve never seen a poker dealer use a rake to help grab the chips. Has anyone seen any other poker dealer, aside from Rice, use one?

All of the short (usually female) dealers would just yell at the players to push their chips in and help out.


by Mother Mucker

In all my years playing poker, I’ve never seen a poker dealer use a rake to help grab the chips. Has anyone seen any other poker dealer, aside from Rice, use one?

All of the short (usually female) dealers would just yell at the players to push their chips in and help out.

Ive seen a couple during my now 12-13 years of playing yeah. One of them was at Venetian cashgame a few years back during the WSOP. The other one was a dwarf i think,at least he was extremely short. The game went tilting slow with dealers using this rake. Basically if you actually need to use one of these things its impossible to be superfast.

But its surely pretty rare to see,and as pointed out earlier Rice using this homemade rake thats barely holding together-while at the same time claiming he is some elite turbofast dealer at double the speed of his fellow dealers is just next level laughable.


Mark your EDR calendars, everyone!

On January 13, I saw our January menu for the first time. It's usually on the wall on the first day of the month. This is what I see. Burger Day on January 18 is a big day for me. And I might attempt to break my meatball record on January 24.


LOL,Rice got a warning in the commentary. This clownshow need a babysitter god bless.



by Petrucci

LOL,Rice got a warning in the commentary. This clownshow need a babysitter god bless.

you are the shame of denmark


by rickroll

you are the shame of denmark

Thank you,thats a compliment coming from an absolute buffoon like you. Now grab your ass somewhere else,if you truly dont like this thread just dont read or post here. Its pretty simple.

Its amazing right,all the morale police white knight posters saying this thread is the worst ever yada yada but still cant resist reading/lurking or posting themself.


by Petrucci

Thank you,thats a compliment coming from an absolute buffoon like you. Now grab your ass somewhere else,if you truly dont like this thread just dont read or post here. Its pretty simple.

in a few days you'll realize just how stupid you look due to that post you made - you're a far bigger lolcow than rice will ever be


by Mother Mucker

In all my years playing poker, I’ve never seen a poker dealer use a rake to help grab the chips. Has anyone seen any other poker dealer, aside from Rice, use one?

All of the short (usually female) dealers would just yell at the players to push their chips in and help out.

I have seen a couple of short older dealers use them.

None of them were janky and taped together.

It's peak Rice delusion to have to use one of these while also proclaiming himself to be a fast dealer.


by Petrucci

Thank you,thats a compliment coming from an absolute buffoon like you. Now grab your ass somewhere else,if you truly dont like this thread just dont read or post here. Its pretty simple.

Its amazing right,all the morale police white knight posters saying this thread is the worst ever yada yada but still cant resist reading/lurking or posting themself.

Lmao. Just take the L.
Lawyers don't serve notice in YouTube comments. That should have been the first clue. If you don't believe me better call Saul.


by borg23

Lmao. Just take the L.

Lawyers don't serve notice in YouTube comments. That should have been the first clue. If you don't believe me better call Saul.

I guess all that looks shiny isnt gold so i believe you man,i didnt even pay attention to if it was somebody claiming to be a lawyer or not to be honest.

Either way i am just not incorporating any attack from RR in any other way than a compliment.


by borg23

Lawyers don't serve notice in YouTube comments. That should have been the first clue. If you don't believe me better call Saul.

well no s*** of course it wasn't a real lawyer. who said it was


by rickroll

in a few days you'll realize just how stupid you look due to that post you made - you're a far bigger lolcow than rice will ever be

Have you realized all the countless times you have looked stupid yourself after dumping your ultralong trash posts on 2+2,or does it only apply to me?


by Langdon

well no s*** of course it wasn't a real lawyer. who said it was

He obviously thought it was really and didn't get the Jimmy Mcgill reference.


Urban Nomad reports he is moving in to a Vietnamese owned one bedroom house in Long Beach.

Urban Nomad reports on the Vietnamese business model wherein Vietnamese profit from the restaurants in Orange County which has the largest Vietnamese population outside of Vietnam then funnel the earnings into a ghetto house in Long Beach and rent the house via Section 8 in order to get guaranteed profits.


by Langdon

well no s*** of course it wasn't a real lawyer. who said it was

op did, yes i know it's hard to believe someone could be that dumb

if only he vlogged as well 😀


by Stu Ungar
by parisron

He is 5 foot 6 inches and fat and has short arms, he has no chance to pull the bets in without a rake or getting up each time. You would think he would at least invest in a $20 one or whatever they cost on amazon rather than some homemade rake with tape.

This is amazing.The only dealers I have ever seen use a rake stick are 5 foot tall and under Asian women.I have never seen a m

I use one


by borg23

Lmao. Just take the L.
Lawyers don't serve notice in YouTube comments. That should have been the first clue. If you don't believe me better call Saul.

The real question is, would Rice get the reference? We know he prefers King of Queens to any other series out there, whether network TV, cable, streaming etc.

ETA, someone mentioned awhile back on this thread that Rice uses the rake not only for chips, but for discards as well.


I would like to apologize to Pman. In his latest vlog, he mentioned he actually got his grind on during the Sunday tourneys. Played 33 tourneys. Unreal volume.

Problem is, he went 0 for 33 on cashes. But don't worry. Sometimes you just lose. Tourney variance ya know. He says he only remembers one punt otherwise he played well.

Like Diesel running away after the Red Rock Massacre, Pman unsurprisingly has insomnia so he's taking the day off which I think is code for "I need another money transfer."


Lol surely Pchild's mystery backer has to be Pdad.


by Koshka

I would like to apologize to Pman. In his latest vlog, he mentioned he actually got his grind on during the Sunday tourneys. Played 33 tourneys. Unreal volume.Problem is, he went 0 for 33 on cashes. But don't worry. Sometimes you just lose. Tourney variance ya know. He says he only remembers one punt otherwise he played well.Like Diesel running away after the Red Rock Ma

If I were a teacher and taught a lesson, and 0 of my 33 students understood it, then the problem is me.

If I were a salesman and pitched to 33 potential clients in a day and closed zero deals, I'd have to rethink my career.

Hell, even Shaq couldn't miss 33 straight free throws.

Pman's real results:
Today's Results: $0 (Did not play)
Overall Results (Day 4): -$1,166

Hypothetical minimum wage:
Taco Bell (Day 4): +$384

Pman has an over $1500 delta in four days if he just had a minimum wage job. That number will almost certainly balloon up as long as 1) He puts in volume and 2) He is honest about his results


I don't understand how someone could live in Las Vegas and spend their day playing 33 online tournaments for $1400

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