2025 NFL Season Thread: Can Uncle Rico save the Broncos or will they be Nixed?
2025 NFL Season Thread: Can Uncle Rico save the Broncos or will they be Nixed?
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2025 NFL Season Thread: Can Uncle Rico save the Broncos or will they be Nixed?

Greetings friends.

Those of you who know me know me as a Niners fan full of fantastical levels of vitriol and rage. I hav

04 September 2025 at 03:48 AM
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other thing no one really talks about with HC hirings....McCarthy is 63. That's really ****ing old to be doing a job like that with huge hours, high pressure and a work force 35-40 years younger than you

Steelers are hiring the third oldest coach in the League behind Andy Reid and John Harbaugh neither of whom....looked at the top of their game last year either

NB - he's 3 days older than Todd Bowles (also faded down the stretch)


McCarthy is also 63 with a triglycerides level of 500+


by feel wrath m

Omg

Now all we need is Jason Garrett to the Bills

I don't know man, Phillip Rivers would have to be entertaining as hell, from a comedy standpoint of course.


by marknfw m

I don't know man, Phillip Rivers would have to be entertaining as hell, from a comedy standpoint of course.

That's what I'm hoping for! Garrett is nothing but non-stop cringe.

by All-inMcLovin m

McCarthy is also 63 with a triglycerides level of 500+

Why do you care how many tricycle rides he takes? Chubby bastard probably can't keep a bicycle seat out of his butthole. He needs the exercise. Let's cut him some slack in his hour of need. LOL stealer's!


Tom,
you slay me, like a dragon.


by StoppedRainingMen m

That 15-13 game was far worse than the KC SBs which were easy to anticipate teh kyleolols.

No Bills fan thought they had a serious chance against Washington or Dallas, and just making the fourth one including the 35-3 comeback was almost like winning one sort of, kinda.


How many Supes do Payton, Reid or the Harbaughs make with 10-12 years of prime Godgers nvm BB or Pete Carroll or McVey? Kylole made Supes with Jimmy G & Purdy.

We don’t think prime Godgers > Jawsh & Lamar?

Steelers shills inc some Kanobly guy who’s connected to Pat McAfee trying to sell The Fish as a QB whisperer of getting Dak to the playoffs three years in a row.


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One thing I learned about Kyle is he's not good with 10 point leads.


by PokerHero77 m

One thing I learned about Kyle is he's not good with 10 point leads.

If he were a massive chip leader in a poker tournament, he'd get 2nd place from being blinded out every hand.


Oh wait sorry, it all makes sense now

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lol

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LOLOLOL

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by All-inMcLovin m
by PokerHero77 m

One thing I learned about Kyle is he's not good with 10 point leads.

If he were a massive chip leader in a poker tournament, he'd get 2nd place from being blinded out every hand.

He’d lose the lead folding a river he shouldn’t have, then get busted calling a river he shouldn’t have.


Or, pretend he was the smartest guy in the room


Bet Mikey M told the Steelers he watched every single play for the last two years and definitely wasn’t lying this time.


Hasn’t stopped being funny that the team of the largest amount of job security you’ve ever seen hired fat mike


by BullyEyelash m

Oh wait sorry, it all makes sense now

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This made me think of a Fat Mike + Kyler Murray reclamation project.


Rodge’s last hurrah being with fat Mike is as a stealer is all I’ve ever wanted

Please come back


Maybe Rodgers can introduce Mike to the joys of aya. Those 2 puking all over each other in a tent in the woods, arguing about what they should have been doing in GB all those years. What I wouldn't give to see that.


Perhaps lol stealer's hired Fat Mike so that Fraudgers would decline to return. Maybe they're smarter than we are giving them credit for.


by Tom Ames m

Perhaps lol stealer's hired Fat Mike so that Fraudgers would decline to return. Maybe they're smarter than we are giving them credit for.

Then they fire him in training camp! Genius.


Rams-Seahawks is the Super Bowl


also…Jesus, Romo is brutal


by feel wrath m

Rams-Seahawks is the Super Bowl

by feel wrath m

also…Jesus, Romo is brutal

Yes and yes.


John Schneider should be GM of the year.

A few years after getting 2 1s 2 2s and Noah Fant for Russ, he gets pick 94 for Geno and then signs Darnold for less than Geno got from the Raiders


Darnold is the man.


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