POG PUB 2025-2026: About damn time. For a lot of things. But not everything.

Suggested Name

Filthy Readers in the Kitchen

ai slop!

Unfortunately, neither filthy nor vermin is a great kitchen association.

Definitely true. But it give me an excuse to display my favorite bookmark:

Oh my

ordered from the 55+ menu at Denny's. I'm 54. I tried to look and act old. went in with my fanny pack and reading glasses on top of my head. said "good morning" and had trouble hearing

What did you get?

I can't remember the name. but it could have been named "i'm old and poor and don't eat much"

one egg?!
one strip of bacon?!
one buttermilk biscuit
hash browns

I think it was $7?

but my gf got one of those big combo deals, and gave me the parts she didn't want.

she's highly skilled at navigating menus for deals. idk if she's mark level though.

sometimes we fight cuz she wants to spend time trying to game the menu for bargains, and I just want to eat, and willing to pay more

when I walk inside and order food by talking to the worker, it's like nails on a chalkboard for her, throwing money in the garbage.

I'm 56 so I naturally keep my car keys and wallet in a fanny pack and my reading glasses are always either in top of my head or folded up in my shirt collar. Grey beard and shambling gait no extra charge.

The fanny pack happened when I started just wearing sweatpants 100% of the time.

fanny packs are AMAZING!!!!!

functionality: 100
astethitcally pleasing: 0

but if I saw a woman in a fanny pack, I'd love it! (<-----also sign of aging)

i've been thinking of trying out wearing kaftans

that's how much I don't give a ****

I spend 0 time worrying about being aesthetically pleasing. Not looking too crazy is good enough for me.

Is this a kaftan? Stokely Carmichael dressed like this after he became Kwame Ture.

Based on the number of people I see wearing them at Walmart, I think pajamas are the way to go. Every bit as comfy as a kaftan but with better pockets.

Perfect when you've given up on life so much that not even banana bread appeals to you anymore.

Don't need a fanny pack. Just a pocket for my phone.

Everything is on my phone: House access, car keys, drivers license, credit cards plus phone stuff

Pocketknife

😆 at amp

too high to post rn tho

But FSD will protect me from car accidents.

I have to admit, that London transportations systems have done things right. No tickets, Everything is just tap and go.

Oh there was no accident, the overcharge protection on the LiFePo4 batteries failed and they spontaneously combusted in a cloud of lithium fumes. Do try not to breathe deeply.

😆

this weed and these posts are good

pub is delivering lately

Lol at my Model S using those cheap Chinese lithium iron phosphate batteries. None of that crap is found in my car.

What if a monkey steals your phone.

authorities and corporate overlords, here is access to my soul. I submit. it's totally worth it for this shiny gadget. thank you masters

- mark k

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