Quantum Entanglement (A Love Story)
The next year we found ourselves in the most important game of the year, our annual superbowl versus a local rival. We knew all their players, and they knew ours. Most of the players on my team had been cut by the head coach of the rival team at one point or another. Anyway once again I found myself up with the game on the line, Coach J pulled me aside and reminded me of the suicide squeeze I pulled off in little league years ago for him and how I had a "clutch rating of 99". I put the ball over the centerfielder's head for a standup double and we tied the game. We went on to lose, like we did in virtually every game against the local rivals lol.
One time against the local rival, near the end of my team's reign at sucking, our right fielder decided to humiliate our head coach and refused to pick up a ball hit directly at him. The other team fell over dying of laughter, the parents exploded, and my coach fell off the dugout bench right onto his ass. I was on the bench at the time for various ****ed up reasons, but I will never forget how mad our coach got when he stormed out onto the field and kicked SM off the team.
Randy Johnson is the best SP of all time.
Hnr mentions:
Pedro Martinez
Greg Maddux
Roger "IDK what a vegan is" Clemens
Justin Verlander
Bob Gibson
Satchel Paige
Paul Skenes
Johnson shutting down the entire left side of the plate was unmatched by any other pitcher's best accomplishments.
Prove me wrong!
I'm crazy enough to draft him first overall in fantasy, but I'm not gonna. That would be an intentional bonehead move, disrespecting everyone in the league in the process.
If The Las Vegas A's Are Smart
they would hire me to help run the organization in some capacity. even if im just a scout.
i dont know much about hitting besides for what looks purely balanced and beautiful.
if you give me two pitchers i can tell who is better and why with perfect certainty
skubal's best asset is his drive and work ethic. 10/10 woad.
his best mechanic is his high, snapping leg kick. it puts the hitter's mind into a kaleidoscope before the heater or changeup and whatever else he has cooking.
skenes, skubal's only contemporary, has a 0/10 delivery in terms of deception or challenge to process.
The JV and Tarik Skubal togetherness is going to be historic!!! The best from last generation, teaming up with the best of this generation!!!
woooo
who knows anything about cryo? im willing to freeze myself to get to opening day
psych
i am not ******
TBH I used to absolutely loathe loathe loathe posting on my phone. Typing on my phone caused me to use different language that was easier to produce. Now I have infinite patience as part of my super powers. I think the last 15 posts were from phone.
New Gaming Monitor drops tomorrow most likely. I will be glued to the fish-hole (eye hole?) all morning watching for vandals. So help me god if you show up and attempt to gank my new TV you will die a thousand deaths in your next google-plex lives.
Karma is real and it works non linearlly often. It might take 10 lifetimes to reach you but when it does oh lord you best just give up and submit to that which you do not understand.
My dad was a ******, and an *******.
But he was steadfast in how much he believed in me.
I never once considered quitting baseball.
He never missed a game. Even back to T-ball.
He often sat on the bench, keeping score and telling funny jokes to all the players.
Jrob: I ****ing suck today.
Dad: Should I put that in the suggestion box??
Which Donny always found to be a riot.
We had a team chant at age 14.
Anytime Jrob got down on himself,
the whole bench would clamor:
"Hey JROB!!! Get your head out of your ass!"
Two girls approached me at a weekend tourney. They said I was cute and they wanted a picture with me.
