Suitedjustice's Ongoing Mid-life Crisis

Suitedjustice's Ongoing Mid-life Crisis

I woke up in the middle of choking to death again; though to be accurate, it was towards the end of the process--woke up

09 May 2018 at 01:58 AM
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by suitedjustice
by TopGun in VA

Is Bjork the sibling of Mitch Album (sp)

Yes, and Arneu as well. Have I told you about Arneu Album?

I am not familiar with Arneu Album. Please enlighten us!


by TopGun in VA

I am not familiar with Arneu Album. Please enlighten us!

He gets a shoutout in the first 6 seconds.

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Just my followup to your Mitch Album pun


by suitedjustice
by TopGun in VA

I am not familiar with Arneu Album. Please enlighten us!

He gets a shoutout in the first 6 seconds.

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Just my followup to your Mitch Album pun

I was NOT expecting that!!!! Well played, sir!


and the inspiration for the beastie sample


by REDeYeS00

and the inspiration for the beastie sample

Nice! And the bassline, I think, is a variation on this...


by suitedjustice

Nice! And the bassline, I think, is a variation on this...

depends on _our underscored immediate constant and valued voices ability to solve try yall by dad addict yet not quite tragic silent standard rubric cube salving patterns across how easily rude puzzle solvers tend to act
wishing decree times lack of crictical thought to equal nine is a curious decision


by REDeYeS00

depends on _our underscored immediate constant and valued voices ability to solve try yall by dad addict yet not quite tragic silent standard rubric cube salving patterns across how easily rude puzzle solvers tend to act
wishing decree times lack of crictical thought to equal nine is a curious decision

I'm not saying that it's a perfect match. I think they spliced it somehow and skipped a measure, or added one, or doubled up on one. But it has the same timbre, I guess.


Wow. Kurt on drums, Krist on guitar, and Dave on bass. YouTuber Todd in the Shadows alerted me to this. Todd thinks it's one of the worst songs from the 70s, and I heartily agree, but Todd avers that Kurt loved the song.

Art is emtirely subjective.

Or the cover is ironic. Whatever. Nevermind.


My new coworker.



love to see it. Hope the short office stint goes well!


by bob_124

love to see it. Hope the short office stint goes well!

Thanks bob_124! I planned on moonlighting at the casino but not today, as we're getting a small blizzard.


by suitedjustice

My new coworker.

"What should I do with these files?"

"Sit on 'em for a while."

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I already used this joke in a text; this is a shameless repeat.


Before the storm, I had a couple of breakevenish days at the chance factory, along with some bad news; MGM Springfield has removed the Golden Egypt and Scarab slot games from their bartops.

Those two games had provided me with reliable sources of EV over the past few years, but I figure management must have grown tired of having advantage players bouncing up and down the bars and clogging up seats that should have been taken up by infinitely more profitable drunks.

It didn't come as a surprise; enshitifiying games in the faces of players who are bad at math and good at magical thinking has been a house standby since the beginning of recorded history. The recent successes of triple 0 roulette and 6:5 blackjack are cases in point.


JFC, there's a triple 0 roulette now?


Just bet on all 0s! :p


by suitedjustice

My new coworker.

Finally! Someone who looks like they're working!


by Phat Mack

Finally! Someone who looks like they're working!

Looks like she just told me to have a seat.


50 years ago. On the streets of Melbourne.

Broken YouTube Link

Still relevant in refernce to many professions.


It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll


by fidstar-poker

It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll

N1, fidstar-poker!


by suitedjustice

Looks like she just told me to have a seat.

Looks like she sees your desk drawers are skewed and wants them straightened out before she gives you your assignments.


by Phat Mack

Looks like she sees your desk drawers are skewed and wants them straightened out before she gives you your assignments.

Those are load-bearing desk drawers. Engineers like triangles for load bearing. Q.E.D.



Breaktime in shipping and receiving.


by suitedjustice

Breaktime in shipping and receiving.

Coffee for the little one ...


Not clear from picture. Is that shipping? Or receiving?

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