The "LOLCANADA" thread...again

The "LOLCANADA" thread...again

So what's new?

I've noticed the Liberals are now ahead in all major polls and Trudeau hasn't even started to campaign yet

11 July 2019 at 07:31 PM
Reply...

8905 Replies


Earlier posts are available on our legacy forum HERE

by uke_master

Uh....you need about 2 brain cells and 15 seconds of skimming any newspaper article to figure out it is an increase in production. Nobody is confused about what this is called but you.

oh really

https://globalnews.ca/news/11731814/cana...


LMAO. Lozen, the rest of us can critically think. If you are terribly confused by the headline of "released" you can read the first sentence "Canadian oil production is set to increase by 140,000 barrels per day...". Just LMAO at pretending anyone is confused here - anyone but you that is.


Did you even read the title of your link?


by uke_master

LMAO. Lozen, the rest of us can critically think. If you are terribly confused by the headline of "released" you can read the first sentence "Canadian oil production is set to increase by 140,000 barrels per day...". Just LMAO at pretending anyone is confused here - anyone but you that is.

by weeeez

Did you even read the title of your link?

Yes I did and it says release as if its in storage one day in April. It will be a gradual increase in production


So let's just get this straight. You are mad because you've one a random news article whose title you think is confusing but which is immediately clarified that it is talking about production in THE VERY FIRST SENTENCE????

Why are you telling us this? I think this can only possibly be confusing for someone who skims headlines and doesn't read articles. Hmmm......is there anybody we know that does that?


What are we even arguing about here lol. Isn't this a good thing? What am I missing.


So I saw a poll on Global and a majority of CDN's support Canada's position to stay neutral, There was about 20% that support Israel and the USA but what shocked me 11% support Iran ???

On another note sad to see all the anti semitism going on around Canada I thought we were more tolerable than our neighbors to the south


Is this one of those things where you just label valid criticism of Israel's wars and the suffering it induces in gaza and lebanon etc, and just calling that "anti-semitism"?


Population DECLINED last year by 0.2%. The liberals tightening immigration substantially, and the simple fact is that without immigration Canada’s population would decline like a rocket. I know certain deport the immigrants folks haven’t caught up and act like we are on some unsustainable immigration plan, but we aren’t. There was a peak following the labour supply crunch that had politicians of all stripes calling for increased labour. Liberals overcorrected. You can be mad about that. Now they have tightened and that is real and leading to actual decline.


by uke_master

Is this one of those things where you just label valid criticism of Israel's wars and the suffering it induces in gaza and lebanon etc, and just calling that "anti-semitism"?

No you can be critical of Israel and the suffering in Gaza whether it's valid or not .

Shooting up synagogues is not nor demanding a police chief resigns for going to Israel baffles me .


by uke_master

Population DECLINED last year by 0.2%. The liberals tightening immigration substantially, and the simple fact is that without immigration Canada’s population would decline like a rocket. I know certain deport the immigrants folks haven’t caught up and act like we are on some unsustainable immigration plan, but we aren’t. There was a peak following the labour supply crunch that

Not enough. Deport millions. Give our youth the jobs these immigrants are taking and continue the immigration policy we had 10 years ago.

It's of-course always funny that the Uke's of the world wait till our population DECLINED and then come out guns blazing ''immigration is going well herpderp'' as if the last 5 years didn't happen or something.

and the simple fact is that without immigration Canada’s population would decline like a rocket.

Make having kids more interesting for Canadians instead of fixing this problem by bringing in millions of immigrants from areas we shouldn't be bringing them from.

Liberals overcorrected. You can be mad about that. Now they have tightened and that is real and leading to actual decline.

I am mad about that. I'm also able to give credit where credit is due and if they fix the immigration problems and we go back to the days where we brought in what we needed and didn't stress our already stressed infrastructures I'll give the liberals all the respect they deserve.


by lozen

No you can be critical of Israel and the suffering in Gaza whether it's valid or not .

Shooting up synagogues is not nor demanding a police chief resigns for going to Israel baffles me .

Yes lozen, shooting up synagogues is wrong. There isn't a single person ITT who remotely needs to be told this. What is happening here is a little rhetorical trick. You pair something obviously completely unacceptable and wrong - but done by tiniest of minorities - to make it sounds like far far more people than would ever do this are actually antisemitic. Like one can debate whether or not criticism of the policy chief is right or wrong but it is nothing remotely like shooting up a synagogue and it's ridiculous of you to pair them this way.


by Pablito

Not enough. Deport millions. Give our youth the jobs these immigrants are taking and continue the immigration policy we had 10 years ago.

Sorry, but the youth don't typically want to be strawberry picking in the okanogan or meat packing in alberta or fish processing in nova scotia. There's a reason the TFW tend to attract jobs it is hard to find people who want to do them in Canada - they often suck. THis is why the TFW program explicitly builds in a bunch of safeguards like it needs to widely advertized to Canadians locally with wages consistent with local standards etc etc. But they don't fill by canadian youth. Or on the high skill end, the 18 year olds don't have medical degrees or nursing degrees that they can just jump in to do.

Make having kids more interesting for Canadians instead of fixing this problem by bringing in millions of immigrants from areas we shouldn't be bringing them from.

Ok. Most (all?) developed countries suffer this core problem. I'm all for pro-natal policies like I think the Liberals did a great job with CCB and 10 a day daycare and that these need to be extended not pulled back. But I don't really think you can make a suite of pro-natal policies that manages to have the population come even close to flat if you substantially cut off immigration. I mean we just saw population decline despite what you think of as massive immigration.

by Pablito

I am mad about that. I'm also able to give credit where credit is due and if they fix the immigration problems and we go back to the days where we brought in what we needed and didn't stress our already stressed infrastructures I'll give the liberals all the respect they deserve.

Back in the days....like uh...2021/2022 where we had a huge labour shortage and everyone was clamouring for labour supply and we brought in a lot of people we really really needed? Your anger is largely misplaced.


by uke_master

Population DECLINED last year by 0.2%. The liberals tightening immigration substantially, and the simple fact is that without immigration Canada’s population would decline like a rocket. I know certain deport the immigrants folks haven’t caught up and act like we are on some unsustainable immigration plan, but we aren’t. There was a peak following the labour supply crunch that

Super simple problem to solve, encourage people (women mostly) to have more babies.


by Shifty86

Super simple problem to solve, encourage people (women mostly) to have more babies.

People are too poor to have babies


by Shifty86

Super simple problem to solve, encourage people (women mostly) to have more babies.

You, sir, are a genius. Sub-replacement level fertility rates in basically every developed country and shifty says we should just mansplain to women that they should have more babies. Super simple!

Quick question, sorry to bother, hope that's ok. Is it best to use a megaphone when I go to the town square to yell at woman to have more babies? Or is that intimidating and I should just speak loudly?


by uke_master

Sorry, but the youth don't typically want to be strawberry picking in the okanogan or meat packing in alberta or fish processing in nova scotia. There's a reason the TFW tend to attract jobs it is hard to find people who want to do them in Canada - they often suck. THis is why the TFW program explicitly builds in a bunch of safeguards like it needs to widely advertized to Canad

Classic UKE response. As if hospitality jobs and entry level jobs in other branches haven't been taken by immigrants too. Naah clearly I was talking about picking grapes on wineries.

Ok. Most (all?) developed countries suffer this core problem. I'm all for pro-natal policies like I think the Liberals did a great job with CCB and 10 a day daycare and that these need to be extended not pulled back. But I don't really think you can make a suite of pro-natal policies that manages to have the population come even close to flat if you substantially cut off immigration. I mean we just saw population decline despite what you think of as massive immigration.

Right, after years of importing millions, we finally shut the floodgates and are trying to fix the mess that is mass immigration. But sure buddy, we can pretend the last 5 years didn't happen. If that makes you feel better we'll pretend the majority of Canadians who saw the social fabric of this country change rapidly because of mass immigration are all wrong. All the MPs who are still talking about it today are also wrong.


by housenuts

People are too poor to have babies

Weird, doesn't seem to stop people in the poor countries people immigrate here from.

A better economy would help though, there's a reason Alberta has the highest 3 kids family rates in North America.


by uke_master

You, sir, are a genius. Sub-replacement level fertility rates in basically every developed country and shifty says we should just mansplain to women that they should have more babies. Super simple!

88.5% of woman under 30 in Canada don't have kids. Yes, adults should be doing a better job explaining to young girls the risks associated with pregnancies as they age.

by uke_master

Quick question, sorry to bother, hope that's ok. Is it best to use a megaphone when I go to the town square to yell at woman to have more babies? Or is that intimidating and I should just speak loudly?

Just use the same method you use when you are screaming at people about climate change or when you think a trans kid is being mistreated.


I know so many women that have chosen not to bring kids into the world all non immigrant.
The problem with alot of immigration is not bringing in the best and brightest. When you do that you end up with extortion crime and Somalian gangs


by lozen

I know so many women that have chosen not to bring kids into the world all non immigrant.
The problem with alot of immigration is not bringing in the best and brightest. When you do that you end up with extortion crime and Somalian gangs

As a father of 2 I certainly don't blame them. Canada is uniquely against having kids. It takes a lot of money to raise a kid let alone 2 or more in Canada and mine aren't even that old yet.

On a different note. Listening to Pierre on JRE at the gym this morning. So far he's come up with a great idea. A tariff free trade deal with the US! How the **** did Carney not think of this?????????


by Pablito

As a father of 2 I certainly don't blame them. Canada is uniquely against having kids. It takes a lot of money to raise a kid let alone 2 or more in Canada and mine aren't even that old yet.On a different note. Listening to Pierre on JRE at the gym this morning. So far he's come up with a great idea. A tariff free trade deal with the US! How the **** did Carney not think of thi

I can not imagine the stress of raising kids in todays society.

I really do not get the strategy now of going on Rogan . He had the opportunity during the campaign and that was the time .

I do believe Trump offered that deal to Justin first term but he would not take it. NO liberal is going to cave on dairy because of Quebec votes


by lozen

I can not imagine the stress of raising kids in todays society.

I really do not get the strategy now of going on Rogan . He had the opportunity during the campaign and that was the time .

I do believe Trump offered that deal to Justin first term but he would not take it. NO liberal is going to cave on dairy because of Quebec votes

Me neither but it only took him an hour to address immigration and confirm what we(not UKE) have been saying. Even talked about international students applying for refugee status with fake claims.


The birthrate is not super related to wealth. Iran china belarus are all near the bottom. still gonna blame the liberal women tho Its generally women who choose not to have kids . I wanna see the white liberal women ontario numbers.

Lol i looked were so cooked This is the real reason they let in millions a year with little quality


by MoViN.tArGeT

The birthrate is not super related to wealth. Iran china belarus are all near the bottom. still gonna blame the liberal women tho Its generally women who choose not to have kids . I wanna see the white liberal women ontario numbers.

Lol i looked were so cooked This is the real reason they let in millions a year with little quality

When you actively make life worse for Canadians, a population decline isn't shocking and it's not like we didn't see this coming or anything.

Reply...