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the best egirls are the ones who are mfc regulars. on cb you'd think since it has much higher volume the top models of our generation would be on it all the time but they're not. cb will get super hot chicks but they won't stream regularly, and idk exactly why. like once in a while i'll see an outrageously cute chick i've never seen before and i'll add her to the friends list and i'll just never see her online again. i like to imagine a lonely millionaire reaches out to these girls and is like, "you obviously need money, how would you like seemingly limitless money and full use of my pool house in exchange for just banging me once in a while?" and the girl is like, "omg are you drew carey??" and he'll say, "yes from the drew carey show and the current host of the price is right. one of the hottest camgirls of all time moved into my pool house irl"
but i'm not drew carey, if a girl is hot enough to be a stripper or a camgirl i don't have enough money to change her life, or to offer her a Pretty Woman scenario. these girls are all making way more money than me and they deserve it, they work hard for it. the gooner cult secretly embedded in the trump administration orchestrated No Tax On Tips(TM) to subsidize online sex workers, and in this case they were correct to do so.
so my means are modest, my expectations are modest, for me it's easily a small fraction of one percent of my net worth. i think a single trip to disneyland would far eclipse my lifetime spend
specifically only onlyfans lifetime spent, is probably eclipsed by one trip to the weed store. i don't think there's one account on that site that i would recommend.
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