Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs
Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho
Today ELD reports from the MGM Grand parking garage and states he will not be seeking Gold tier for 2027.ELD states he does not need Gold tier anymore since he has the Permanent Address and that instead he will earn 75 hours to get Pear tier for free parking.ELD states that he would have easily made Gold tier if he had enough time to get twelve hours per day if he was not deali
I'm sure that MGM Grand shutting down their buffet has *NOTHING* to do with this change of plans.
Diesel flops middle set and the pot gets to $34. He then has KJ on a board of K93K3 and does not get it all in vs pocket 33.These are not hand histories BTW, as expected there is no mention of stack sizes, position, pre and post flop action etc. There was a straight over straight later on and the pot was $600 "as it should be" but Diesel does not explicitly state whether he was
He wasn't in any of these pots
Nomadic Duck reports he took the CX bus to Flamingo and took another bus West to Rio.Nomadic Duck then takes the Flamingo bus East to gamble his youtube earnings at CET in order to earn CET comps.Nomadic Duck has given CET a "huge" amount and he demands his comps asap.CET gives Nomadic Duck free Heineken.Nomadic Duck shows his Rio room and names the spider in the room Caesar.No
Remember, Nomadic Duck has the power to cut off CET because they didn’t give him a comped room. He deserves a comped room with $200 coin in on bubble craps.
Today Nomadic Duck reports from the Rio and states he is taking his action to MGM.
Nomadic Duck utilizes his 24 hour bus pass to go to Bellagio to play bubble craps.
Nomadic Duck uses his coin in at Bellagio to earn comped nights at Excalibur and Luxor.
Nomadic Duck enjoys free drinks and the cocktail waitresses.
Nomadic Duck does Nomadic walks around the Bellagio.
Nomadic Duck returns to the Rio and counts his youtube earnings.
Nomadic Duck orders ramen from Shogun restaurant at the Rio.
CCN puts on an unannounced livestream from Bally's hotel room called Casino Nomad After Dark.
CCN has moderator Lisa to ban mean, stupid, wrong haters. Lisa will show grace to those with merely bad grammar.
CCN will do a tour of public weightrooms at Harrah's, Linq, Flamingo, and Bally's.
CCN apologizes for not posting his weekly video but that being Nomadic is very hectic.
CCN reports that Vegas is busy.
I won't watch, but it appears that today's El Diesel video has the potential to be the dumbest one yet.
2.5 hours of CN chats. Notes:
- 1 year ago, he used to be a degen emotional sports bettor
- GF lives 30 mins away, I'm guessing boulder city
- blew $500 earlier that evening
- thinks blackjack is riskier than craps
- is not patient enough to play poker
- says he doesn't have 'a backup plan,' but doesn't mention the marketing job
- went from 30 subs to posting a video where he took a $1200 cash advance and donked it off, garnering him 1,000 subs
- his sister encouraged him to post
- CN did not reveal his sister's nationality
- 2 months 2 days to get monetized (1k subs)
- has a gut feeling that the casinos are watching his videos and reducing his comp exposure
- if he didn't gamble, his April "rent" would've been $167. Cue him losing $500 earlier.
- he eats a lot and doesn't move much. he feels pretty fat
- June first will be year 3 of the vlog and he'll start tracking expenses
- is reclusive. Has so many people hitting him up to meet up, so they can see how fat and bald he is in person
- drinks 2-3 liters of water a day
- is a sugar addict
- changed residency to Vegas b/c the podunk town he's from requested jury duty
- enjoys cruising, last went 9mo ago with FA
- 1st YT check was $600
- 2nd was $1200. Will now be lucky to get $500 for April
- recommended ellis island bbq. I thought EI's BBQ was mid AF; slathered in corn syrup bbq sauce
- uses a Caesars CC to redeem rewards credits for overpriced snacks at the casino
- his marketing career sounds like a low level assistant. does social media, some videos, some graphic design. No high level strategy here
- ' lost his butt' in penny stocks
- yolo'd his 20s/30s financially
- the biggest struggle is to not stay in his hotel room
- 6 rooms for May
- CN does not pay resort fees due to CZ status
- talks about all the prepared foods he gets from Whole Foods. I don't understand how he can justify paying whole foods prices; they charge like $13/lb
- gets a recommendation for the whole foods mac salads
- has not seen a microwave in 2 years
- pretty much all he eats is cold, including meatloaf
This is on Ebay for $26. There are other rakes for less on Amazon but those are T-shaped like the one someone mailed to ED that he never used.
Since Financial Advisor lives in Boulder City, CCN can pick her up on the way for a Weekend camping trip to Chloride.
I'm impressed. I gave up in less than 60 seconds.
- is not patient enough to play poker
Wat? He must have severe ADD. Even Diesel was able to play poker enough to get plenty of comped rooms. He'd probably still be doing it if he could win a little bit, enough to break even. CN has a lot of time on his hands. Take some effort, study even a little bit. He should
- says he doesn't have 'a backup plan,' but doesn't mention the marketing job
Easy. Quit gambling, get an apartment.
- is reclusive. Has so many people hitting him up to meet up, so they can see how fat and bald he is in person
Then starting a first-person youtube channel was a dumb decision.
- changed residency to Vegas b/c the podunk town he's from requested jury duty
Clever move. Vegas prob never has trials.
- ' lost his butt' in penny stocks
He should meet up with Diesel and get some dividend advice. Can't believe I said that, but anything is better than playing penny stocks.
- the biggest struggle is to not stay in his hotel room
He should stay in his room watching poker youtubes for a week. Then play a couple hours a day. He knows all those dumpy joints, I'm sure one of them has a $50 min-buy. Then short-stack it until he loses $150 for a few days.
- has not seen a microwave in 2 years
- pretty much all he eats is cold, including meatloaf
What a weirdo. If he's as fat as he says, he's eating more than salads.
Man, I don't get how you guys must feel after watching all that drivel.
What is he doing with all his earned comp dollars? I'd be eating like a king at casino restaurants if I was gambling every day. I guess the fact he only plays micro stakes means he doesn't really earn that much. I have several thousands of comp/casino dollars on my various cards and I only play BJ once or twice a week. I really need to start using them up as it's pretty stupid to accumulate as much as I have.
Edit! CNs biggest struggle is to LEAVE his hotel room, my OP had it backwards.
I don't blame him, a cushy hotel room is way better than being homeless, shady marketing job notwithstanding
The more I see from Henry the CN the more I feel like he must be related to Rice.
The PTSD from Casino Nomad Henry's downstairs neighbour encounter prevents him from sharing the story with us just yet as it has only been 3 years and understandably the wounds are still fresh.
But Casino Nomad's experience of his car immolation is the equivalent of Rice's story of being denied Mock Court immortality by his professors ignoring of the hallowed rubric. Both these traumatic experiences have shaped the paths of the Vegas and Casino Nomad's.
What is he doing with all his earned comp dollars? I'd be eating like a king at casino restaurants if I was gambling every day. I guess the fact he only plays micro stakes means he doesn't really earn that much. I have several thousands of comp/casino dollars on my various cards and I only play BJ once or twice a week. I really need to start using them up as it's pretty stupid
He's losing $1500 a month. That's not micro stakes.
Final Pman Taco Bell Tracker Update
It's been fun updating, but this will be my last Taco Bell Tracker update because:
1. Pman has not played a single online tournament since March 1st (58 days as of writing)
2. Following his life is depressing as hell. Working a minimum wage job is tough for nearly all people from a financial standpoint, even single people with no kids. But when you are a degenerate gambler, your "poker pro" job makes working a fast food waged job look like being a surgeon or a lawyer in relative terms.
Pman's real results:
Results over the past 38 days: $0 ... he hasn't played an online tournament since March 1st according to Sharkscope
Overall Results (Day 103): -$2,493
Hypothetical minimum wage:
Today's Earnings: +$96 (Week 15, Weekday 5)
Cumulative Taco Bell Earnings (Day 103): +$6,720
Delta:
Net loss of $9,213 from minimum wage
Pman's Taco Bell stats assume a 40 hour work week.
