Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

Trooper had dozens of dimwits telling him the same thing.

Today ELD refers to an "amazing song" which is frequently played in the employee weight room.

The song is from the 1990's and has in its lyrics Tyson Bedford and Robert Redford.

ELD states this is a "great song".

ELD rejoices today is cheeseburger day with chicken tenders.

ELD will be eating light at the Orleans EDR to "savor" the CET cheeseburgers.

ELD gets sent to the cash area which he states is akin to the "Laotian Jungle".

ELD states the tournament area is akin to sleeping in the New York hotel Algonquin watching King of Queens.

The players are astonishingly annoying and mean, stupid, and wrong.

ELD will not be eating hot dogs in order to save stomach space.

ELD complains about a car with a loud idle.

ELD then appears in the Harrah's parking garage and is very tired after his shifts.

ELD has been up for 48 hours out of the last 50 hours.

ELD states that if the "ante penultimate table" didn't break when it did, ELD would have dealt two more downs to prevent going over eight hours but instead ended his shift at seven hours.

ELD will be icing his shoulders.

ELD states it took over 26 minutes for ELD to get a chance to adjust his chair and then the adjustment became moot because a new dealer came to relieve him.

You just know Rice is gonna take some Cheeseburgers home with him.

You mean that Fat Zach is stealing whenever he feels like it? Yes he does. He is both an habitual liar and habitual thief

Well of course cause in cash games, he has to work cause his earn is directly correlated to his dealing speed. Whereas in tourneys, he can take his time since he gets paid per down.

If i somehow got this lazy bastard as a dealer,i can guarantee its gonna be zero dollars tipped. I dont care if its a cashgame,PLO or NL,final tabling a tourney whatever-i am tipping nothing.

Not sure why all the hate. Rice is just some random guy who likes vlogging over keeping a diary/journal.

LMAO not understanding all the hate.

Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me for Me)
By Blessid Union of Souls

She don't care about my car
And she don't care about my money
And that's real good 'cause I don't got a lot to spend
But if I did, it wouldn't mean nothing

She likes me for me
Not because I look like Tyson Beckford
With the charm of Robert Redford
Oozing out my ears
But what she sees
Are my faults and indecisions
My insecure conditions
And the tears upon the pillow that I shed

Go back and watch some of his videos where he talks about how he loves creating "chaos" on the job. The one with Abby Poker in the title is a prime example of his smug insufferability. He deserves the comments he gets here. He deflects any and all criticism using the tools of his wasted law school education.

Rice dreaming of a woman who doesn't care if his bed is in an un-air-conditioned desert closet and whose idea of a good meal includes pancakes, pot stickers, bagels, pizza, lunch meats and frosted flakes at a buffet she pays for. (Yes, that is some of the food he consumed at ine recenr buffer meal.)

With his whole upper body card pitching style, icing his shoulders, lol, and him being a baseball fan, it sounds like this goofball views card pitching as similar to baseball pitching, who also ice their shoulders.

He should get a 1%'er tattoo on his arm like outlaw bikers get.

Player: Dealer, how long have u been a biker?

Rice: I'm not a biker. I'm a top 1% dealer, poker player and content creator.

Don't be a miserable hater. Rice isn't just some random guy. He's a top 1% dealer, poker player and content creater. He currently holds an amazing consecutive daily vlog streak that would be GPI Poker award-worthy. He can frog-jump big logs in a single bound. He discovered that rice is a spoon food. His penny pinching makes the Abe Lincoln on the penny scream in pain. There's much more to poker than hand histories - he shows the rest. Put some respect on his name.

Don't forget his Ivy League education and his Doctor of Jurisprudence degree along with his ability to drive better than a Formula 1 driver and his potential large University or Professional football coaching career, combined with his massive dividend portfolio, Rice is definitely in the running for most interesting man in the world honors.

His vlog had a few good episodes a month including the first few months of dealing. Jumped the shark for me the video he left all of his disgusting hair waste on the bathroom floor, declared he is helping housekeeping out by doing so, and then defended and liked comments about not tipping housekeeping, even though they perform a much tougher job, and this scumbag's wages are significantly bumped by tips.

Rice’s form screams ‘carpal tunnel’ issues by the time he is 40..

So, like next year.

I love the various high quality wsop vlogs that many professionals put out each year. I can't wait to see what Diesel has in store for us. Also, pman is going to edit some pros vlogs this summer which should be spectacular. Of course his idea of high quality might be different than his boss's idea of high quality. Either way I will be entertained.

Pman urbanic sighting at the Venetian $400 tourney

Oh Rice is planning some mid WSOP parking garage BS while gnawing on some boiled shrimp he got from MGM buffet before it closed. Thats been in a plastic bag in his car for 4 days.

Playing or filming?

Pdad must have come thru.

Pman really needs to go to Gambler’s Anonymous for his addiction. The first thing he does whenever he gets money in his pocket is to fire tourneys and light that money on fire over paying his dad rent and expenses.