Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

Rice sees an opportunity here.

That's exactly what I was thinking. Rice can upgrade on the cheap.

Today ELD appears in the Harrah's parking garage and a crisis occurs wherein ELD lost his rake and towel.

ELD finds his rake back at the CET poker room and the towel is retrieved from the trash can. ELD exclaims that losing his rake is worse than losing a five year old child.

ELD gets comped meals from Herbs and Rye and Manny and ELD struggles to obtain sleep at Excalibur due to multiple comped meals and shifts.

The Condor loves the colorful artwork in Excalibur.

ELD reports that at 6 pm the penultimate tournament of the day starts.

ELD reports daily earning of $341.

ELD fills plastic bags with ice and ices his inflammatory condition.

ELD wakes up at 8 pm very tired.

Imagine going on a frantic search for this Piece of crap. How does the poker room even let him use this vs a nice one that cost $10?

Absolutely unreal they allow this. Surely it is in the same wheelhouse as looking presentable. Dealers using home made instruments that look like they come from a trash can should not be acceptable in any serious room!

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Cant imagine rooms like Aria or The Wynn would allow this crap?

Good thing there's a miniscule chance this guy ever reproduces.

Pman doesn't have a uterus thank goodness.

I agree that it doesn't fit in the poker room of what is supposed to be the flagship CET property. The people in this forum should make a comment to the floor or management concerning the rake. In all seriousness, it makes the room look bad especially when there are dealers with professional looking rakes that work the same shift.

Looking at Bravo, the room is slow compared to the old days. Aria and Bellagio have filled rooms all day along as does Horseshoe and the Paris WSOP cash games. Caesars has short lists and the room isn't even full.

There have been no long waits anywhere along the strip. 15 minutes was my longest wait this past week.

Either there are more dealers and tables available, or numbers are down. Leaning towards the latter comparing WSOP NL events Y-O-Y.

Someone get a hold of Diesel quick! Expires at the end of the week.

What would likely be the worst thing done to me if I sat at Rice’s table and snapped this POS poker rake in half?

Would I probably only get banned from the casino? I would 100% take that risk..

One way to find out but you'd probably just have to pay the 53 cents to get him a new one.

Yep. He prefers playing in dingy rooms and living in dingy rooms.

Somebody show this to El Diesel so he can MacGyver up his own version.

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Just Knate reports from the Lamb and I-15 off ramp and interviews a Nomad about his suburban tunnel.

The Nomad reports that he was caught up in an involuntary manslaughter beef and that he doesn't recommend prison but nonetheless the forced exercise and calorie restriction keeps him young.

A tour of his tunnel system is given and Just Knate presents a gift of a powerbank and solar panel to the grateful Nomad.

The Nomad states he will return to Texas after he obtains a Permanent Address in Texas via his mother allowing his return but cannot return to Texas due to its anti nomadic legal framework.

Apparently there is a new Quick Trip location in North Las Vegas.

Quick Trip is akin to WAWA but nothing can beat WAWA.

This is the sole Quick Trip location in Nevada.

ELD should visit the Quick Trip and do a review of the sandwiches.

Wear earbuds beforehand so u couldnt hear an objection. If u also throw it in a nearby trash can afterward, u thought a player left trash on the table, took the initiative and disposed of trash for the poker room. They should give u some sort of comp for helping tidy up the poker room, imo. U are a model customer who goes above and beyond for the casino.

But it would be for nothing bc Rice has more tape to tape it back together. U would surely be mentioned in the vlog though.

Rice also gleefully boasts that he has a backup rake on permanent standby should his main rake go missing or meet an unfortunate end.

ELD posts a picture of a crab cake which Herbs and Rye sent to ELD when ELD was sleeping and thereby missed the comped meal.

The rubric violators are further expanded to include those players who are wearing headphones such that they cannot hear the lawful commands of dealers as well as those players who give loud commands to Siri while at the poker table.

Was at Caesar's last night and saw Rice - the rake is even goofier looking in person, like a bunch of tiny pieces of scrap wood all taped together. I've never seen another dealer use one of those utensils before.

Numbers are down, basically all over Vegas. It's been that way for weeks, well before WSOP. Look at all the woe-is-me Vegas youtubes.

I liked it for selfish reasons -the moron crowd trying to cross against the light between Paris and PHo was smaller, making it possible to get through the intersection w/o running anyone over.

Diesel would try to ban you, but I bet Caesars would do nothing, especially if you apologize and say it was an accident.

If you can manage to record it, you would become legend in LVL.

P.S. Sit in seat 1 if you want to do it when he puts it down. Seat 5 if you want to do it when he uses it.

I've seen little tiny asian gals use one, but they were manufactured. Not taped together from popsicle sticks.