"The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread

"The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread

It's been about 9.5 years and 350K posts of epicness, but "It Lives, It Lives" can live no more. The OG LLSNL Chat Thre

29 November 2019 at 06:28 PM
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by DeadMoneyWalking

I was wondering if the .gov workers get interest on the unpaid money they were owed.

No, and even if we did, it would be pennies for that period of time.


by ARandomBloke

I see where some TSA workers are getting a bonus if they worked the entire time during the shutdown .

It wouldn’t surprise if “BigGrift” asked his boss for this bonus as well.

They are giving me $25k as a special "welcome back" bonus. It is good to be loved.


by BigSkip

They are giving me $25k as a special "welcome back" bonus. It is good to be loved.

Rub on titties, hookers and blow… or both?


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by rickroll

asian massage parlors in georgia are going to have an amazing 4th quarter

They actually ran a series of stings/busts on all of the ones in my area. Dark times around here.


by prairiebreeze

Rub on titties, hookers and blow… or both?

Rub on the hookers' titties then snort the blow ldo.


by BigSkip

No, and even if we did, it would be pennies for that period of time.

by BigSkip

They are giving me $25k as a special "welcome back" bonus. It is good to be loved.

In law you calculate prejudgment interest on the debt from when it first becomes due. It gets bigger the longer the lawyers drag out the case.

There's an analagoy in here somewhere.


by BigSkip

Rub on the hookers' titties then snort the blow ldo.

this was my thoughts exactly, optimal strat Skippy


I made the (extremely niche) bestsellers list! As of yesterday, my book was #44 on Amazon's "slavery and emancipation history" bestsellers. Huh!

My book does discuss slavery a bit, mostly comparing and contrasting chattel slavery with the "ransom slavery" practiced in the Mediterranean at the time, but it's hardly a main theme of my book. They don't have a Barbary Wars bestseller list, though, so I guess I'll take what I can get. It's like #5,000 in US history and I doubt it will ever make it to three digits there.


Seen someone do something at the poker table last week that I've never seen someone else do before (I've done it myself 4 times in ~6700 hours of 1/3 NL):

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Crapload of limps to me and I $30 with KK in the CO with a $400 stack. I can't recall what kind of session I was having, but likely folding 99% of hands and not doing much, so my typical rock image, although IIRC I've table changed to this table only an ~hour ago.

Button is a guy I don't think I've played with before, or if I have then not much. Been very quiet in the hour or so I've been here, nursing a larger stack than mine and not doing much of anything or even saying a word. Seems ABC / fitfold / face up / not getting OOL. He quickly cuts out the $30 and then starts thinking about assembling other chips. Ug, gross spot for me. But then he eventually just calls.

Shortstack action player in the BB (the main reason for my table change) shoves for $120.

I think I actually make a mistake at this point and re-shove for $400. I got super enticed by the hugenormous dead money, but at the same time I'm allowing QQ- to play perfectly behind me. Anyhoo, that's what I did.

Dude tanks. Eventually sighs, then shows me the other KK, and mucks.

Pretty sure that's the first time I've seen someone else fold KK at the table. Of course to me, lolz.

GcluelessNLnoobG


by Garick

I made the (extremely niche) bestsellers list! As of yesterday, my book was #44 on Amazon's "slavery and emancipation history" bestsellers. Huh!My book does discuss slavery a bit, mostly comparing and contrasting chattel slavery with the "ransom slavery" practiced in the Mediterranean at the time, but it's hardly a main theme of my book. They don't have a Barbary Wars bestse

Congrats G!

Gshouldeasilyberanked#35.0tho,no?G


by gobbledygeek

Seen someone do something at the poker table last week that I've never seen someone else do before (I've done it myself 4 times in ~6700 hours of 1/3 NL):

i like the play and would have flatted KK and then folded in that same spot


I'm surprised it isn't more common knowledge that KK is foldable preflop at $1/3.

And the best players do it somewhat regularly.


very relevant https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/170/l...


by Tuma

I'm surprised it isn't more common knowledge that KK is foldable preflop at $1/3.

And the best players do it somewhat regularly.

I have done it before. Somewhat regularly is a vague term, but it might be like a once a year thing at most if you play a lot.

Lots of variables. I know there are places where it's 1/3 but every hand is straddled and ave stack is 1,500.

If someone is folding kk to a big limp reraise for example, it's obvious what to do.

I agree with Rick that this is a good example. But...

Folding there is a bad play, as is moving all in.

Lots of replies here advocating a raise more or less to "find out where you're at." Also bad.

If you raise small and he jams, sure, you can make a case for folding kk. But that doesn't make you one of the best players. It means you let all his worse hands off the hook, surrendered your equity and put yourself in a hard spot.

In other words, you shouldn't be creating situations where you have to fold the second nuts very often. Not only because folding 2nd nuts sucks, but because you're probably letting most weaker hands know they just have a bluff catcher.


mostly posted because people mentioned gg like 10 times in that thread 😀


also everyone fears folding certain hands and getting "exploited", however.. unless you fold face up, nobody has a ****ing clue of what you're actually folding.


by rickroll

mostly posted because people mentioned gg like 10 times in that thread 😀

It's a 1/2 NL thread so I didn't comment cuz I try to contain all of my AIDSy responses to just the 1/3 NL threads.

Gyou'rewelcomeforumG


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For the non-historian/grad students, you might want to skip over the intro chapter, which is where all the nerdery is concentrated, and just start with chapter one. I swear it's a better read after that intro.

If you like, you can always come back to the intro afterward and see the nerd-fight.


The book is clearly not historically accurate. Zero shirts are tucked in.

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just checked should arrive on monday

i'm assuming that mine being late delivery increases my odds of pulling the super rare high gloss card out of the booster pack included for early adopters?


congrats Garick!


Only 8 left in Amazon's stock.

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