[Bodog/Bovada/Ignition] Unofficial Thread

Comment makes plenty sense if you're a Marxist, not surprised a Marxist doesn't understand it though. Was thinking of a name that annoys me just thinking about the person. Norm Finkelstein is exactly that man. Insufferable.

So within a matter of three posts, you:

• Couldn't figure out how to use toggle buttons to filter tournaments on one of the most remedial pieces of software ever created.
  
• Said you "have no suspicions of collusion."
  
• Called yourself stupid and dumb.
  

Yeah, I definitely trust your opinion on the rampant bot use and collusion on Bovada.

There is absolutely rampant bot use and collusion on Bonition. 2k this morning was a ****ing mess.

Speaking about insufferable, have you ever read any of your posts? Also, you know zero about Marxism. You probably think JOE BIDEN is a Marxist or some deeply stupid **** like that.

- I was confused and fixed my mistake on my own within like 5 minutes
- I have no personal suspicion of collusion against me at 200z, a game that I beat for 5bb/100; I'm sorry if you're too much of a dumb pussy to actually beat online poker
- It's called "being self-deprecating". I get that's that a SIGN OF WEAKNESS or whatever for you deranged Nazis. Anyway, IQ test for rolls?
- SweetScreenNameBro -- what kind of dork complains about masks in 2025?!?

I wonder how much more money at online poker I've made compared to you...

Considering the fact I write them, I'd argue the answer is yes. Then again, not at all shocked a Marxist would ask a stupid question like this. I know all I need to know about Marxism. Anyone who considers themselves a Marxist has a mother who should've had an abortion.

At least he's right about this.

Anyone suggesting otherwise is either an idiot or complicit.

I'm fairly positive that Bonition actually have their own house bots at this point which are plugged into the RNG. If I'm not getting ****ed by stalling on the bubble or people sharing hands, I'm getting coolered beyond belief or losing to runner runner in nearly 85% of my all-ins.

Something is not right with this site anymore.

I'm smarter than you but don't know how to toggle filters! Everyone's a Nazi but I'm the one acting like the thought police! I side with the people still wearing face masks in 2025 while telling everyone to "trust the science"!

Normal people don't compensate for their inadequacies and failures this way. Take your Lexapro.

LOL, you paranoid-ass pussy. Sitting here talking about getting "coolered beyond belief" as though not only does Ignition use house bots but ALSO rigs the deck to steal your 100 dollars one hand at a time or whatever.

"Fairly positive" despite presenting zero evidence of anything nefarious whatsoever. Nobody cares about your random feelings about **** (probably posted right after a losing session).

PLUGGED INTO THE RNG. This guy has the gall to call someone else stupid while simultaneously spewing forth moronic conspiracies.

I figured out the filter thing, on my own, within like 5 minutes. Surely, you've never done something silly for a moment. I mean, MORE silly than your posts about how everybody on the planet is cheating you.

The rest of your post is some deranged screed where you try to hit upon every reactionary grievance around.

THOUGHT POLICE. lol. Me telling you that you're dumb isn't playing thought police. Get a grip.

For the record, I fully believe there's some amount of collusion and bottery on the site. Zero doubt. I never said otherwise. I said I have not suspected recent collusion at specifically 200z. Seemed relevant, because a year ago or so, there were many people complaining about 200z (although exactly one hand, in history, was ever shown), but in recent months, that complaining has died down quite a bit. I'd like the player pool to be larger, so I'm happy to encourage people to not be afraid of getting cheated in this game.

Nothing you say is relevant. Nobody cares that a nobody thinks there might not be any collusion at a format that has 40 people playing it during peak hours.

The reason the complaining has died down is because people quit. But you keep grinding out that rent money at 200z little man.

For anyone still not convinced that there are groups of colluders rooming the mid stakes games - go sit at a 500NL FR table with something other than a full stack and watch 3-5 players instantly sit down with stack sizes that cover you by a small amount (amounts made to look like its a fish's case money, but never has cents in it). Then sit out and watch them all leave (or get all in vs each other with ridiculous hands and leave). Then leave yourself and try to go back a few minutes later and the table will have broken with just 1 full stack player left sitting waiting to do it all over again.

I don't think these newish groups are the same as the Bots. In fact, you would think all the short stack ones are recreational by their stats because every single pot they all limp or if you raise they all call and see a flop with you. They also take a medium amount of time to act and its not consistent (presumably because they are talking to each other which takes some time). They don't have the same timing tells as the bots.

My theory is that the word is out that its a free-for-all, anything goes now, and they don't care that its obvious they are colluding together. Just dump chips to one that has a longer account open and instant withdraw.

At 200NL FR, there were 2 players clearly colluding. Played every single hand together very supisciously. They just got in $650 (so over 300BB) pre AQ vs KQ, now one of them has $1,667. The one that dumped his chips was playing well for last 50 hands.

lol just got them for 250BB by only flat calling a 50% river lead with the stone nuts on the river 2nd to act

Does each player get assigned one unqiue id per session or login which will show the same at all 4 tables? Or is it a random id for each individual table?

can you guys all please shut the hell up and keep it relatively on topic? fond regards

None of you idiots even know how to recognize actual collusion ... you just are bad at the game lol

bots all over the place still but lot less blatant 3 way colluding than before

This post sums up 2+2 these days lols ... absolute ****** droolers that have 0 clue what they are talking about. Thanks Joey Ingram and other poker youtube idiots ...

Looks like TDS has completely rotted your brain. When you don't know how to click toggles on a piece of software and then contend that rampant collusion doesn't exist, all before moving the goal posts to suggest that some collusion may exist, it kind of suggests you're a deluded and emotionally illiterate person. Maybe, if you call someone a Nazi or a racist in your daily life again, you can pretend like all of those badges on Reddit actually mean something while you grind out that next electric bill. Let me know if you need some of my bonus money next month to help with the cable...

Imagine priding your existence on your participation in a forum that died 10 years ago. I bet that looks great on your LinkedIn page. Since self-loathing people have no introspection, here's a bunch of quotes from your Reddit account in which you mention bot farms:

And this one is particularly hilarious:

You are your own punchline.

Your reading comprehension sums up your IQ