Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

The age old question of what's better: Having a small mess 50% of the time or a huge mess 10% of the time?

In a professional setting where I don't pay for the ingredients, I'd pick the 10% huge mess.

How does one pour with confidence when one opens a half gallon of milk and wants to pour out just a little to give to the kitty cat? I swear I always end up with milk dribbling down the side of the container.

Don't you love your cat? Buy him a carton of cream all his own--quart, pint, or half-pint. All pour neatly ime.

another option: buy by the keg and run a tap

I had a dribbling problem with liquor bottles, especially the ones without that plastic dealy in the mouth of the bottle. So I pried out a couple of them from bottles that did have them, and saved them to install in bottles that didn’t have them. That seems to be working rather well.

The flight attendant speech before takeoff.

The new (to me, at least, on my PC browser) youtube format. Not a fan.

Definitely should piss you off, and me too! Was trying to fix it earlier but just ended up with a bunch of extensions that either did nothing or made things worse.

I'm glad they stopped asking people to remove their headphones for that.

How restaurants seem to have a knack for seating the biggest loudmouth at the centermost table.

IDK, I figure I can give them three minute of my time before slipping my headphones on, even though there's never new information.

No one knows how to fasten those old fashion seat belts. And you need to know that the nearest exit may be behind you. And how to put those useless orange cup thingies on your face just before the plane crashes into a mountain!

For whatever reason I never thought of this. Will do.

And of course I love him.

have you tried asking for a window seat?

👍

mix it up
sometimes 1/2n1/2
sometimes heavy whipping cream
both don't expire for weeks and also good with morning coffee or drizzled over fresh fruit

Nice!

this pisses me off.

Me too, but only fractionally.

sometimes humor is derivative
might you accept an ampersand as an apology?

I live on a 2 lane HWY. This eve while cutting the lawn I saw a man driving a truck passed by an 18 wheeler.

Living on a 2 lane HWY sounds dangerous!

Wouldn't think there would be lawn to cut

When people have names that aren’t spelled and/or pronounced phonetically. There’s a bball player named Braun that’s pronounced Brown. No it’s not *******! I’m not sure if this should piss me off.

You'd hate my last name.

That's completely phonetic, in German.