Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

Also the direct translation. Braun is the color brown in German.

When it is obvious employees have seeded their tip jar.

I'm one of the first customers today and you already have like $37 in the jar?

Maybe a big order before they opened or still there from last night. Either way it shouldn't piss you off.

The original play seems like a bingo to me. Let's look at the replay, Bob.

Siracha mayo - a mediocre and overrated hot sauce, made worse by diluting it with a ton of unhealthy chemical gloop, yet people love it!

Sounds you are a mayo hater too, sir and as such I have little time for your views

sir, rancid mayo should piss you off

mayo is delicious.

I'm not including the glossy thin stuff with a blue tinge that is often out there in circulation but the thick claggy dollops of old fashioned egg mayonnaise which is a source of everything good and pure in this world

marriage vow renewals.

Even if the process itself shouldn't piss you off, the fact that others doing it might mean your SO wants for you to do the same should definitely piss you off.

Seems like the point.

yes, this is a good one. totally harmless but completely ridiculous

depends on if there's a ring upgrade involved

tournament players that seem to just win AIPF flips for their tournament life more often than not.

That the crisping sleeve for Hot Pockets always seems 3/4" too short

this is fantastic

Homeowners with average-size yards owning riding lawn mowers

how funny...i was thinking this just a couple of days ago about my across the street neighbor. flat lot that would take less than 30 minutes with a push mower.

when a car slows down for me to walk in front of them, when if they had just gone the normal speed I would've walked behind them with no change in pace.

+1.

uzi and mac 10 smg to dual wield those hoes, like a pair of chopstix

Maybe one time out of 10 I appreciate when a car stops to let me cross in front of it. The other nine times, I wish they would go first to completely remove themselves from my calculation of whether I’ll survive crossing the street.

It's when they slow down and cause a mini jam behind them. Then all the other cars seem to think it's somehow your fault.

I'm probably just over-thinking.

It's worse because I always feel like I have to give the little wave and break into that really light jog that shows I'm also trying to be nice. Just let me trudge across the street at my own pace after you pass.

That's exactly what I always do.

Another annoying car thing is that way too many drivers in the US don't know how to pass a cyclist.