Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how she is now pregnant. (She's 19 btw) obviously every random girl she is friends with on facebook felt the need to congratulate her on such an amazing accompolishment. That was midly annoying to sift through, but I understand it's a big deal and all...I just have a cold heart as of late lol.
Anyways about 2hrs later she makes a new post about being pregnant because the first wasn't enough. Awesome. Like 15 mins ago she makes ANOTHER post about it saying "Can't sleep, tummy hurts, hello prego life 😀😀"
It took every ounce of my energy not to type something extremely rude like, "we ****ing get it, your pregnant."
2. Me and my friend drive 30 mins to play beerpong with these chics we met randomly one night. 2 are definitely good looking....ones a chubbba wubba though. Ok lookin face but yeah....Anyways were all playing BP along with 2 other dudes that we didnt know would be there..( I guess I understand them wanting to have 2 of their guy friends there since we've never formally hungout, but whatever...) my friend randomly makes comments the whole time whenever the chubba wubba talks to me such as "that's all you" or "wheres your girl at" when she leaves the room.
Any clue why he feels the need to say things like that? He's always been considering kind of the **** blocking type amongst our ground of friends even if it's never negatively effected me. J/W if someone can get all psychological on me and tell me why he always does that.
When it is obvious employees have seeded their tip jar.
I'm one of the first customers today and you already have like $37 in the jar?
The original play seems like a bingo to me. Let's look at the replay, Bob.
Siracha mayo - a mediocre and overrated hot sauce, made worse by diluting it with a ton of unhealthy chemical gloop, yet people love it!
sir, rancid mayo should piss you off
mayo is delicious.
I'm not including the glossy thin stuff with a blue tinge that is often out there in circulation but the thick claggy dollops of old fashioned egg mayonnaise which is a source of everything good and pure in this world
marriage vow renewals.
depends on if there's a ring upgrade involved
tournament players that seem to just win AIPF flips for their tournament life more often than not.
That the crisping sleeve for Hot Pockets always seems 3/4" too short
Homeowners with average-size yards owning riding lawn mowers
when a car slows down for me to walk in front of them, when if they had just gone the normal speed I would've walked behind them with no change in pace.
uzi and mac 10 smg to dual wield those hoes, like a pair of chopstix
when a car slows down for me to walk in front of them, when if they had just gone the normal speed I would've walked behind them with no change in pace.
Maybe one time out of 10 I appreciate when a car stops to let me cross in front of it. The other nine times, I wish they would go first to completely remove themselves from my calculation of whether I’ll survive crossing the street.
It's when they slow down and cause a mini jam behind them. Then all the other cars seem to think it's somehow your fault.
I'm probably just over-thinking.
It's worse because I always feel like I have to give the little wave and break into that really light jog that shows I'm also trying to be nice. Just let me trudge across the street at my own pace after you pass.
