Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how she is now pregnant. (She's 19 btw) obviously every random girl she is friends with on facebook felt the need to congratulate her on such an amazing accompolishment. That was midly annoying to sift through, but I understand it's a big deal and all...I just have a cold heart as of late lol.
Anyways about 2hrs later she makes a new post about being pregnant because the first wasn't enough. Awesome. Like 15 mins ago she makes ANOTHER post about it saying "Can't sleep, tummy hurts, hello prego life 😀😀"
It took every ounce of my energy not to type something extremely rude like, "we ****ing get it, your pregnant."
2. Me and my friend drive 30 mins to play beerpong with these chics we met randomly one night. 2 are definitely good looking....ones a chubbba wubba though. Ok lookin face but yeah....Anyways were all playing BP along with 2 other dudes that we didnt know would be there..( I guess I understand them wanting to have 2 of their guy friends there since we've never formally hungout, but whatever...) my friend randomly makes comments the whole time whenever the chubba wubba talks to me such as "that's all you" or "wheres your girl at" when she leaves the room.
Any clue why he feels the need to say things like that? He's always been considering kind of the **** blocking type amongst our ground of friends even if it's never negatively effected me. J/W if someone can get all psychological on me and tell me why he always does that.
The age old question of what's better: Having a small mess 50% of the time or a huge mess 10% of the time?
In a professional setting where I don't pay for the ingredients, I'd pick the 10% huge mess.
How does one pour with confidence when one opens a half gallon of milk and wants to pour out just a little to give to the kitty cat? I swear I always end up with milk dribbling down the side of the container.
Don't you love your cat? Buy him a carton of cream all his own--quart, pint, or half-pint. All pour neatly ime.
another option: buy by the keg and run a tap
I had a dribbling problem with liquor bottles, especially the ones without that plastic dealy in the mouth of the bottle. So I pried out a couple of them from bottles that did have them, and saved them to install in bottles that didn’t have them. That seems to be working rather well.
The flight attendant speech before takeoff.
The new (to me, at least, on my PC browser) youtube format. Not a fan.
Definitely should piss you off, and me too! Was trying to fix it earlier but just ended up with a bunch of extensions that either did nothing or made things worse.
How restaurants seem to have a knack for seating the biggest loudmouth at the centermost table.
No one knows how to fasten those old fashion seat belts. And you need to know that the nearest exit may be behind you. And how to put those useless orange cup thingies on your face just before the plane crashes into a mountain!
mix it up
sometimes 1/2n1/2
sometimes heavy whipping cream
both don't expire for weeks and also good with morning coffee or drizzled over fresh fruit
sometimes humor is derivative
might you accept an ampersand as an apology?
Spoiler
1/2&1/2
I live on a 2 lane HWY. This eve while cutting the lawn I saw a man driving a truck passed by an 18 wheeler.
Living on a 2 lane HWY sounds dangerous!
Wouldn't think there would be lawn to cut
When people have names that aren’t spelled and/or pronounced phonetically. There’s a bball player named Braun that’s pronounced Brown. No it’s not *******! I’m not sure if this should piss me off.
You'd hate my last name.
