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The Sammy of coconut karate

Seriously dis is the craziest island I have ever seen and believe me >Ive seen a lot. Peeps said it was overcommercialized and stuff but its still much better than pretty muc h anything I know. I was already more than halfeway sold on oving to Costa Rica but Im having second and third thoughts. In any case Morph is to blame

sammy wouldn't like you calling his small little bit of territory an island, even though it basically is

Denmark is a duchy. I was talking about Koh Phangan

hey, avoiding the profanity filter like that is against the rules!

Phuket

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Clamato

Klitmoller

Dongle

In a turn of events, Denmark has pledged their three citizens and eight cows to serve the Kingdom of Thailand

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You rascals! How dare you belittle the magnificent country that is Denmark!

Yeah, don't talk about Australian property like that!

HAI

I feel proud to post in the Xmas fred of the great Sheep.

Long live the Sheep!!

RIP Sammy. Miss you we will.

Hai

HAI! ♥

did sammy die trying to swim to thailand?

Hello Mr. Rickroll, my name is Sammy and I'm from Denmark. The Sammy loves to swim and is very good at it. Sammy does however not like Thailand and would never attempt (and succeed) to swin there. Sammy stopped going to countries with summer temperatures above 25°C.

Beers

Don't drink too much Mr. Sammy!

Don't worry Sammy. Now that you are Australian you will start liking the heat. It just takes about 10 years for your DNA to change.

sammy, when are going to visit america and save it - you don't have to swim here if you don't want and if you stay on the northern half of our gigantic country then you'll find the weather sufficiently miserable to your liking

My new hobby: Watching music videos with 1 click! 😀

That one is even better

Power over Sammy is power over all