Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k
I start this with some pictures:
nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV
nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4) -$5943.81
nl10 -$773.92 -15 buy ins below EV
Total loss -$15509.91
This is me playing nl2, nl5 and nl10 on party poker for one year.
My history begins somewhere in same period when they started to show WSOP shows in television. I think I have played 12-13 years nows mainly NL2, some amount of NL5 and little bit of NL10 what is the biggest stake i've ever played.
I've read all Sklansky, all Harrington, all Miller, watched huge amount of videos, bought trackers and calculators.
Still after those years and after that all I've lost huge amount of money on those stakes. I try to play my best but losing to huge suckouts like 95/5 favorite makes me really upset.
I've lost literally all my money including all my life savings to online poker. I want to try one last time to win those money back and little bit of extra. That's why $16k. What I need is support and guiding.
I had thread on micro forum but they deleted it just when people start to understand that this is real situation and not fake.
And if you wonder where that biggest loser comes from it was said by guy who has been playing for living many years. He said I'm the biggest loser in history counted as lost buy ins.
Paisting, do you have comments regarding HHs by OP above? Fans are waiting, so am I.
The replayer really drives the point home in those hands.
21 years of this Paisting.. 21 years.
Does the Finnish government really not audit your spending habits since they're the ones funding your entire existence?
That ****ing Bedgar is total whale. Total ****ing whale. I marked him after 2 rounds of playing. Every button 100% raise not folding to anything. Even I raise against him and shove he just won’t stop. Endless raising round after round. Basic stupid stubborn whale. Also endless reraising.
He is even posting hands where he or others are sucking out. He is so stupid that he is himself revealing how I lose to those suckouts.
And you cheer him like big hero. Think about yourself. If you are not working to poker sites most of you are just pathetic.
Paisting, has it ever occurred to you that going on tilt and shoving any two cards over and over again isn't a winning strategy even if they raise the button 100% (over two whole orbits)?
That ****ing Bedgar is total whale. Total ****ing whale. I marked him after 2 rounds of playing. Every button 100% raise not folding to anything. Even I raise against him and shove he just won’t stop. Endless raising round after round. Basic stupid stubborn whale. Also endless reraising.
He is even posting hands where he or others are sucking out. He is so stupid that he is himself revealing how I lose to those suckouts.
And you cheer him like big hero. Think about yourself. If you are not w
The things you complain about are ridiculous and any player who actually knows what they're doing doesnt care about these things.
The things you complain about are ridiculous and any player who actually knows what they're doing doesnt care about these things.
You are cheering guy who calls 100bb all ins with K7o. Think about that for moment. You deny everything I say about how those games are working. Then some random whale comes here and start to post hands where he sucks outs and calls all in with K7o. No single one comment about that hand. Go and put glasses on and look really carefully what hand I had there. It was K9! And you think why? Because I knew he is total whale who calls with everyhing. Think about it! I make that play with K9 knowing I'm ahead because that whale was marked with green tags after 2 rounds seem him dunking around. Think and then think who you are cheering.
You are cheering guy who calls 100bb all ins with K7o. Think about that for moment. You deny everything I say about how those games are working. Then some random whale comes here and start to post hands where he sucks outs and calls all in with K7o. No single one comment about that hand. Go and put glasses on and look really carefully what hand I had there. It was K9! And you think why? Because I knew he is total whale who calls with everyhing. Think about it! I make that play with K9 knowing I'
Nobody is cheering for anyone. You live in a fantasy world.
You are cheering guy who calls 100bb all ins with K7o. Think about that for moment. You deny everything I say about how those games are working. Then some random whale comes here and start to post hands where he sucks outs and calls all in with K7o. No single one comment about that hand. Go and put glasses on and look really carefully what hand I had there. It was K9! And you think why? Because I knew he is total whale who calls with everyhing. Think about it! I make that play with K9 knowing I'
You are down millions of BBs at micro cash. Think about that.
Where is your comment about those suckouts? 20-30 per month 200-300 per month?
Paisting, has it ever occurred to you that going on tilt and shoving any two cards over and over again isn't a winning strategy even if they raise the button 100% (over two whole orbits)?
It's not tilt. It's just mathematically impossible to open 100% from button without getting exploit. Normal people with normal brain function understands when someone is playing back to stop that stupidity. Those whales just keeps on doing that. Making me think are they real people or bots or using some not allowed software. It's also mathematically impossible to hit every board when raising 100% button and calling 100% reraises. Of course I put them all in with every piece of board balanced with bluffs so they are those who are guessing. Guy called K7 offsuit. Because I run him over.
Where is your comment about those suckouts? 20-30 per month 200-300 per month?
It's not tilt. It's just mathematically impossible to open 100% from button without getting exploit. Normal people with normal brain function understands when someone is playing back to stop that stupidity. Those whales just keeps on doing that. Making me think are they real people or bots or using some not allowed software. It's also mathematically impossible to hit every board when raising 100% button and calling 100
You have done nothing but lose for 21 years except one month where you won $120 and then the next month proceeded to lose 10x that amount.
You know nothing about poker, about what is supposed to happen, what 'normal people with normal brain function' do, and you're in no position to call anyone a whale.
But I'll give you some free knowledge that you'll never use: They raise your blinds repeatedly so that you'll get so mentally overwhelmed like you always do and start shoving/3bet shoving 100 hands in a row, at which point they make +EV calls vs your Any Two shoves.
People don't mind making borderline calls vs you for a number of reasons that you'll never understand and I'm not going to explain.
You're the only person who thinks 2nl/5nl/10nl is life and death. You're playing against people who are simply killing time and mending some boredom, whereas you're pacing around the room screaming at your computer and rage smashing your keyboard with profanities in the chat. You have neither the intelligence or mental stability to be a good poker player.
We'd feel bad for you if you weren't obviously a narrow minded jerk and actually wanted to learn but instead you're in complete denial and treat other players and forum posters like garbage. You're a shameful person on top of being a terrible poker player. If you'd have approached this topic with an open mind, I'm sure people would have invited you into their study groups so you could get a taste of poker should actually be looked at and played. But instead you behave like a child (aren't you like 50?) and burned every bridge anyone tried to lead you down to help you not suck at poker as much.
Nobody cares anymore Paisting. We know there is no talking to you and everyone has given up. And if you haven't noticed, this thread is nearly dead aside from you screaming into the void and a few posters still lingering around throwing out sarcastic comments and rolling their eyes at you.
Your posts are nothing but a sad insight into the depths of mental illness and addiction and nothing more.
Where is your comment about those suckouts? 20-30 per month 200-300 per month?
It's not tilt. It's just mathematically impossible to open 100% from button without getting exploit. Normal people with normal brain function understands when someone is playing back to stop that stupidity. Those whales just keeps on doing that. Making me think are they real people or bots or using some not allowed software. It's also mathematically impossible to hit every board when raising 100% button and calling 100
You're stuck on the one hand where you happened to be ahead and ignoring all the others. And you didn't reraise a button open with that k9 v k7 hand you open shoved utg+1. Stop lying to us and yourself. You were shoving any two cards over and over. k7 is a fine call when your range is any two.
Paisty, when you semibluffed 99.5bb into a 1.5bb pot with 74o how many time you think the bb has to fold for you to have a +ev shove? How can you even try to defend these type of plays?
Spoiler
(98%, he has to fold QQ to show profit with this crap hand)
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you suck, bro.
That ****ing Bedgar is total whale. Total ****ing whale. I marked him after 2 rounds of playing. Every button 100% raise not folding to anything. Even I raise against him and shove he just won’t stop. Endless raising round after round. Basic stupid stubborn whale. Also endless reraising.
Why did you forget to show a pokertracker screenshot of his stats?
Do you even realize that’s literally you?
You have done nothing but lose for 21 years except one month where you won $120 and then the next month proceeded to lose 10x that amount.
You know nothing about poker, about what is supposed to happen, what 'normal people with normal brain function' do, and you're in no position to call anyone a whale.
But I'll give you some free knowledge that you'll never use: They raise your blinds repeatedly so that you'll get so mentally overwhelmed like you always do and start shoving/3bet shoving 100 hand
Harsh but very fair. I hope Paisting reads it.
Dont listen to the haters paisting. They could never pull off a win rate like yours. Keep up the good work!
You have done nothing but lose for 21 years except one month where you won $120 and then the next month proceeded to lose 10x that amount.
You know nothing about poker, about what is supposed to happen, what 'normal people with normal brain function' do, and you're in no position to call anyone a whale.
But I'll give you some free knowledge that you'll never use: They raise your blinds repeatedly so that you'll get so mentally overwhelmed like you always do and start shoving/3bet shoving 100 hand
Remember he “only” had that winning month because he ran like 20BI or something OVER EV!��
Paisting, besides rigged RNGs what other conspiracy theories do you believe in?
How the month looking? You gonna be chowing down some dry aged tenderloine while sipping on a glass of Lafite? Or was the RNG up to the same old tricks protecting the whales?
update should come in the next few days. hopefully not disaster sessions
It'll be the same old song and dance:
1) He'll post a graph and sound so surprised at how bad the month was
2) He'll point out that he ran -ev even though his true EV was negative hundreds of buyins
3) He'll write out how many 80/20s, 70/30s, and 90/10s he lost as if we're supposed to care, conveniently leaving out how many of each he won.
4) He'll complain about 'bad beats' and probably post some hands we won't give 2 squirts about, probably ones where he shoved 100bb pre with 92o, ran into AK, flopped 9xx, turn blank, river A.
5 He'll pick out a random player who crushed him and talk about how mad he is that said player raised his blinds at every opportunity
6) He'll complain that the RNG must be rigged
7) He'll complain about 'whales' not realizing that he is one himself
8) He will display no self awareness whatsoever
9) He will learn nothing
10) He will for some reason be optimistic about February, even though February will go exactly the same if not worse.
Paisting have you ever thought about switching your game to Limit Hold em? I have a feeling if you gave it a try for a solid month it would do wonders for you bankroll, health, and over all well-being. I know I am talking to the wind and this has probably been mentioned 100X by other posters.
Paistings is the 2nd oddest thing about this thread.
The people continually giving him advice are odder.
He's clearly not going to listen to one thing you say. Save the essays and just lol at the journey
You have done nothing but lose for 21 years except one month where you won $120 and then the next month proceeded to lose 10x that amount.
You know nothing about poker, about what is supposed to happen, what 'normal people with normal brain function' do, and you're in no position to call anyone a whale.
But I'll give you some free knowledge that you'll never use: They raise your blinds repeatedly so that you'll get so mentally overwhelmed like you always do and start shoving/3bet shoving 100 hand
Don't make me tap the sign...
He reminds me of the vegas vlogger trooper.
Just ignores all the good advice then blames the world for his problems.
