A raging fish on a heater
Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w
Played some pokers, won - NADA.
I get released next week 18th in exactly one week under GOOD CONDITIONS!!!
They won't force injections upon me or forced medications next week I AM FREEEEEE
PRAY 4 ME GUYS AND IFF YOU ARE A LURKER WRITE SOMETHING NICE OR NOT!!!!!
KTHXBAI
Played some pokers, won - NADA.
I get released next week 18th in exactly one week under GOOD CONDITIONS!!!
They won't force injections upon me or forced medications next week I AM FREEEEEE
PRAY 4 ME GUYS AND IFF YOU ARE A LURKER WRITE SOMETHING NICE OR NOT!!!!!
KTHXBAI
Good News Bro.
How did you get out of forced medications?
any big online mtts lined up?
really you should consider not gambling and giving all ur money and others money to pokerstars at this stage. Your too generous when u got not much money and are in debt.
Im too frail for the game right now.
Every single hand that doesn't go my way induces a mental breakdown.
Had $244 some days ago, busted it all and then some more.
Gonna try satty into the Sunday million today, wish me luck and pray to God For me.
Kthxbai
Pileupthecoins - knock it off.
OP I’ve removed the duplicate posts that I saw, let me know if you’d like to remove any of his other posts in the thread
Thanks Mod.
He is allowed and beloved as long as he doesn't duplicate posts.
Just busted the $215 $100k gtd final scoop warmup mystery bounty.
I feel like crying, im busto and like $2500 in debt..
$1500 to national debt Collectors which will pursue me hard
This is how I bust the $215
Also busted the $33 $15k gtd blazing giant mystery turbo with KQo v TT for a bounty with all bounties available.
This is how I bust the $215 **** MY LIFE I FLOP TOP AND BOTTOM I X/R FLOP BET TURN THEN CALL OFF LIKE A DONKEY IDIOT MY FINAL 25.7 BB OTR WITH A STUPID 2P HE IS N E V E R ****ING BLUFFINHGHH
Honestly I feel like crying I am so ****ing miserable
give up gambling. focus on your God, your gym, your work and your woman.
Never giving up on gambling.
NEVER UNTIL THE DAY I STOP BREATHING.
GOT $10 GONNA PLAY 3 BULLETS $3.30 SATTIES TO THE $33 $15K GTD BLAZING GIANT MYSTERY BOUNTY!!!!
I was just testing you bud.
I am also in the same situation as you. busted $500 on blackjack yesterday. played a $55 mtt as well and busted playing stupidly. now broke until next week.
I should stick to $11 and under mtts only no cash or casino games. Lets win bro at mtts and get ripped in the gym.
True brother, Barr yourself form casino games and play poker full time, then we will see each other in the trion High rollers.
Regarding high rollers I loaned $20 from a frieldb, played a satty into the $109 mystery bounty $40k gtd.
Punted my stack away rejamming 55 in the sbb v open, I had 35ibb ish BB
Big blind tank cslls 99 and and I'm basicly out.
Collected me guts and asked a girl friend for $22 she helped me out
Late reg $22 Wednesdays surprise $50k gtd, made it in the money and got two 28 dollar bounties one 343 , SO NOW WE HAVE A ROLL AGAIN PLZ NO PUNTERINO IT STANDS AT A MAJESTIC $400.
BUSTED THE $22 CALLING 10BB FROM EP HAD KTO AND LIKE 3PBB, 67O IN THE BLINDS CALL AND HE GETS THE BACKDOOR FLUSH FFS.
TOP BOUNTY WAS $2700 STILL AVAILABLE AND TWO $1K AVAILABLE.
OVER AND ****ING OUT KTHXBAI
Punted away $115 and withdrew $44 to pay back loan
Roll at $239 and some students.
The problem IS I DIDNT EVEN WANT TO PLAY MORE POKER I ROOK 6 SLEEPING PILLS BUT STILL NO DIC3
get the roll up to a cool 20 million. and have the roll to play 100ks.
Thanks fornthe Infinitely wise advice.
Seen you at the tritons
Roll at $145, har $445 before this day.
I can't sleep, tookb6 sleeping meds and on top of that two other different ones, NOTHING WORKSV!?!?
That's impressive
Ok hardon 31 stranger.
Half time update, got $20 left on roll and ab average stack in the $109 $70k gtd Thursday THRILLA.
Before that I hadone hell of a stack in the $33 blazing giant $15k gtd, which pissed out in the æether of the Universe.
Pray for me guys in the name of Baby Jesus and Holy Marie of Nazareth's that this will turn out like it supposed to be.
Utg opens pf 70bb I have 47bb in co, I have 99 I 3b for some reasons unbeknownst to man.
He has AK with s spade flop is Axx three spades, I hold a futile spade
I proceed to have a great crashout and mental breakdown after losing.
Fired of my final $20 all I got left is the $11 cooldowk Mystery bounty $25k gtd
Kthxbai
rofl
As long as you continue playing poker, something you clearly have zero talent for, your life will be a mess. You're a loser and will remain one until you hopefully realize that only turning your back on your current life can improve your situation.
I hope you'll manage it someday.
Guess who made a comeback?
Roll stands at a BEASTLY $296.
KTHXBai
And to the Dude above claiming im a loser, GTFO
Rofl
