A raging fish on a heater

A raging fish on a heater

Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w

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18 March 2016 at 11:57 AM
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by ChanY

Yes and no.
Idk I tried the 100 buying thingy but still went broke like 5 times lol

you should play $11 satties to $109s and just play those.


u have to go to bar and play with the best in the world. You could get a photo of you winning at barc in spain.


by mo91

you should play $11 satties to $109s and just play those.

That's what I do bro


by ChanY

That's what I do bro

how the fark do you blow through 8k doing that?


by mo91

u have to go to bar and play with the best in the world. You could get a photo of you winning at barc in spain.

This is what I will do when I ship the 888poker main in Barcelona Kthxbai


by ChanY

This is what I will do when I ship the 888poker main in Barcelona Kthxbai

You should take some of that money and pay off your debts, take a couple months off focusing on gym and work and come back with a 300 buy-in roll for mtts. Stay away from trying to win money quickly. You need 30-35k at least to play 109 abi. Takes years most probably to get to that point if your serious about poker.


No motivation 2 play
Lost maybe 200 bucks

Tomorrow im going raving 22-06 lol
Speed and LSD


Rave tonight going to be ****ed


Did you hit it?


Yea bro. Did u smash?


Won $2300 in the $109 mystery bounty

Ffs busted kqdd v aqo i cover and JJ for huge pot FFFFFSSSS


This is what PokerStars support tells me lol

Thanks for your patience, xxxI do see that on the 12.04.2026 our responsible team has sent you an email. I copy it here for your reference

Hello xxx
Thank you for contacting us.

We can confirm, that the cool-off period on your account has expired.

Before we can consider your request to reinstate your account, we would like you to answer following questions:

• Are you aware of your recent activity on our platform?
• Has your gambling caused at any point any financial or emotional distress for you, your family or, your household?
• Have you ever missed work or shown up late because of gambling?
• Do you feel that you are losing control when you're gambling?
• After losing, did you feel you must return as soon as possible and win back your losses?
• How would you describe the impact of your gambling/playing activity on your personal life, your finances, and your emotional state?
• What does gambling mean to you?

Thank you for your cooperation.

For more information on all our Responsible Gaming features, go to:
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I kindly ask you to reply. You can also reply here directly to me. Please make sure you reply to all the questions one by one.


by ChanY

This is what PokerStars support tells me lolThanks for your patience, xxxI do see that on the 12.04.2026 our responsible team has sent you an email. I copy it here for your referenceHello xxxThank you for contacting us.We can confirm, that the cool-off period on your account has expired. Before we can consider your request to reinstate your account, we would like you to answer

I have feeling that someone pays them to make Pokerstars unplayable, someone wants Pokerstars to die lol


by blazar

I have feeling that someone pays them to make Pokerstars unplayable, someone wants Pokerstars to die lol

Indeed blazar brother


by ChanY

This is what PokerStars support tells me lolThanks for your patience, xxxI do see that on the 12.04.2026 our responsible team has sent you an email. I copy it here for your referenceHello xxxThank you for contacting us.We can confirm, that the cool-off period on your account has expired. Before we can consider your request to reinstate your account, we would like you to answer

I assume your plan is to lie to try to get back on the platform?


• Are you aware of your recent activity on our platform?
• Has your gambling caused at any point any financial or emotional distress for you, your family or, your household?
• Have you ever missed work or shown up late because of gambling?
• Do you feel that you are losing control when you're gambling?
• After losing, did you feel you must return as soon as possible and win back your losses?
• How would you describe the impact of your gambling/playing activity on your personal life, your finances, and your emotional state?
• What does gambling mean to you?

Lmaoooooooooo. Of course he’s going to lie brother. How else is he going to keep degenning?


I lied ny ass off claimimg to be a professional poker player


by ChanY

I lied ny ass off claimimg to be a professional poker player

Bruh, you need to make your bluff believable.

Also I respect pokerstars for asking this, bad for buisness but good for people. Shame GGpoker dgaf and will overrun poker industry.


by DeeKayBee

Bruh, you need to make your bluff believable.

Also I respect pokerstars for asking this, bad for buisness but good for people. Shame GGpoker dgaf and will overrun poker industry.

Dude I wrote it super believable


by ChanY

Dude I wrote it super believable

I hope you put on your best poker face.


by ChanY

Dude I wrote it super believable

The issue is more that they can see your results , patterns of gameplay and fluctuation in stakes.

Professionals don't deposit 10 bucks 8 times a day to chuck in one satellite.


by herbalerv

The issue is more that they can see your results , patterns of gameplay and fluctuation in stakes.

Professionals don't deposit 10 bucks 8 times a day to chuck in one satellite.

HAHAHAHHAHA LOL


Stars unbanned me


by ChanY

Stars unbanned me

Chany gets a massive bluff through on the river. Great play from the Swede there.


by MarkDavis

Chany gets a massive bluff through on the river. Great play from the Swede there.

Exactly mark Davis

Won $2300 more on 888poker in the $109 main event got two $1000 bounties and two smaller.

Bust with kqdd v aqo (;I cover ) and JJ.
All in needed was a ****ing king straight or some diamonds ffs.

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