A raging fish on a heater

$10 to my name, tryign to grind it up. 1/33 in a satellite with 3 seats gtd to $33 $15k gtd meteor.

$113 to my name on Pokerstars.
Tomorrow is 1st day of scoop.
Had discipline to play 0 Tournaments past 2 days saving every single penny for SCOOP.

PRAY FOR ME NOW FOLKS ALL LURKER'S UNITE WRITE ME SOMETHING POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE!!!!!

Praying won't help you. Even if God himself were sitting by your side, you'll always be a loser at poker. You're too bad at poker and you have a gambling problem. It doesn't matter at all whether you win a tournament or not – in the end, you'll always be broke.

See this is what im looking for.
I'll prove you all wrong once I SHIP A SCOOP THIS SEASON !!!

Completely quitting poker and finding a job is the only way you can get your life on track and be happy. Even if you won 1 million in a tournament, you'd lose it all again in no time playing poker.

ChanY you may or may not wanna follow this but don't play satties bro. Probably best to play a 33, two 22s, 2 11s and 2 5.50s and a $2.20 for scoop.

Gives you 8 entries. 90%-80% of the time (considering your good enough at mtt poker) you wont cash in a single mtt. Just because you don't cash in the first doesn't mean your odds are higher to cash in the 2nd one. Read about gamblers fallacy.

You need a source of income not loans to build your roll. Work out how much you wanna put towards poker each paycheck, how much you wanna play and work out your buyins based on that so that your always in action.

Also email stars and ask for your casino privileges to be blocked but still able to play poker.

That's what i would do if i was you. J2bad is right you got a gambling problem, you might have a bit of talent for poker. Put in some work away from the tables to get a lot better at mtt poker. With AI now for example you can type (hand) (range) how to play (*BBs) deep from the (*position) against a variety of different scenerios and it will give you advice in that spot in different scenerios you put in postflop and preflop. Whether that advice is suitable you will have to look into gto wizard and exploitive play.

You are going to have to put work in to get better at poker. Also if you get stuck in a spot and don't know whats the right play your better off check/folding. Being a nit is better.
You should be trying to get fairly good at 30bb and below stacks for final tables or final few tables and playing aggressive to build chips early to go back to nit play until later in mtts. Being a fish sometimes helps build chips but you need to go back to nit.

Pileupcoins , that post was more of a waste of time than your normal posts.

0% chance he isn't busted by day 2 of scoop , might get lucky and get a cash enough to profit day 1 but however much it is will always be dusted day 2

Most likely is he uses whole roll to try satellite some 109 and doesn't even end up in a single tournament.

This dude predicts the future.

$113 to my name this Morning dusted off completely.
0.00 I own, asking for loans rn

He's better off just buying in to a $109 with $113 than to play satties.
Long term satties are -ev.
I would hate casinos and try and not give them any money. The house collects double rake from the satty and from the target mtt.
Also ask for the casino to be banned. Sports, Poker, & Racing is all you should be betting on online. Micro PLO cash 10PLO isn't beatable either on stars. Players are getting banned from winning in cash games as well.

ChanY if i was you I would punt 50% of your winnings and 50% withdraw and use for improvement of lifestyle and others lifestyles around u. stars min withdrawl is 10 bucks. u should of withdrew half of that $113 and paid back a creditor a sum of cash and maybe bought urself a tshirt or sumthing. punted the rest on a $55 no satties.

nobody expected that - lol

Busted $75 yesterday money I got by the nut shameful

Busted $75 yesterday of $50 I got by the most shameful means (no not gay4pay).

Had a mental breakdown, actually cried.
New day today.
Sitting outside on a chair drinking a red bull smoking a cigarette.

Stop playing poker, stop posting in this forum. The only way to have a happy life. How can you not notice that poker is destroying your life?

I am too deep in the hole to quit.
I live and breathe for the possibility of a huge score.

Got $6.70 to my name will have 3 bullets in a $2.20 satty to the $11 Scoop mini cooldown Mystery bounty.

Kthxbai

GL chany, i sent u a PM

I got no pm? Send it again bro.

Yesterday I won $360 playing a live MTT that my girl friend not girlfriend M staked me on to and she said I could keep my full winnings.

Gave $50 to my mom, and spent $40 on acid LOL.
RIGHT NOW TRIPPING GOOD ON ACID AND PLAYING THE $11 $25K GTd Mystery bounty!!!

My budget for today is $22 more.
Got $172.91 on stars rn.

Saving roughly $150 for tomorrow.

There is a really nice $22 mystery bounty $300k gtd WITH ****ING $25K TOP BOUNTY;?!?;

How ****ing clutch wouldn't it be to Bink that

WE LIVE FOR THE HOPE WE HOPE TO LIVE

KTHXBAI

We are destroying our entire lives with our uncontrollable gambling addiction.

Yes
Roll at $342

broke tomorrow

hmm I sent u a pm only asking for ur discord, I dont know maybe my pm doesn't work or something. if u want pm me ur discord. bankroll management is key to winning in poker chany, I hope we can do it like a pro now haha.

No I played well today good game selection.

Roll at $560.
Was down at $110.
CBA to explain what even happened today.
Disappointed.
Lost my girlfriend
Had a one night stand this Saturday

KTHXBai

Roll at a BEASTLY $1000.

nice work chany run that shit up to $10k this time

Well… I guess we can always start again?