Winter LC Thread: Get More HOT Chicks

Ah, no. We have been friends for a long time. You know, almost fifty years.

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They can't afford me.

That's my line. But it's a bluff. It never works for long. Sooner or later everyone I have ever worked for has come to realize that I would happily pay them to be able to debug their code.

Not that I'm some superstar developer. Probably above average.

I have neither the need nor the desire to work in development any longer, so my price for doing so would be exorbitant. Though I never once negotiated money. I couldn't spend whatever they paid me, so any salary in that field was fine with me.

For my entire career, I was always the guy who got "well, this isn't working, and nobody's around who knows how it's supposed to work. Got get it!" systems. Not sure what each employer saw in me to put me in a fireman role. But, like what Mack wrote, I did get a great deal of personal satisfaction our of making things better.

Everybody all jazzed up for the Superbowl? Not me. I think my 2 least favorite teams may just be Philly and KC. Not a fan of how long and drawn out the game has gotten over the years. Too much hoopla. I'll watch of course. Have a few pesos on the Chefs because I am a degen and also own a pricey square to keep me interested.

Anyway happy Friday! Drink 'em if you got 'em!

Cherrio... pip pip

please let us all pause to acknowledge the phrase which included burped up meat and musty sofas

So you only go for younger chicks?

not like he has much choice

He's a college professor ffs, what do you think?

Well, younger for me would be anyone around 60. Anyone under 55 would be icky.

See Bill Belichick. Eew.

Dom's right. I don't have much of a choice.

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john would absolutely slay if he made any efforts but he doesn't think it's proper or something

widows need lovin too john

actually super common for elderly get into those relations with their deceased friend's widows - embrace it, life is for the living, you're not doing anything wrong

Oooh, call him "elderly" again, Rick.

? that was never meant as an insult, was he not just saying that someone in their 60s would be very young for him?

I hear that past 70, the female:male ratio is amazing.

There's a tenured chaired professor in our weekly home game. He said that his new department chair held a meeting to discuss new sexual harassment policies. He looked around and 13 of the 15 profs sitting there were married to former students.

It takes a special kind of tact to deal with them. You can't scare them off.

One of my best friends since high school spoke at a town meeting for a few minutes. The next guy to speak referred to him as elderly.

A little over ten years ago my doctor asked me if I had any problems, and I told him I sometimes had to get up to pee during the night.

He told me it's not unusual for a man of your age.

I asked him when I became a man of my age.

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I just came back from a long weekend in NYC with my two girl friends. One is a widow, and the other has a gay boyfriend (I'm not the only one who thinks so). Last summer we went to Ireland.

I have women to go to the movies with me and travel with me. Do I really need a "relationship"?

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All this age talk reminds me, I heard a saying yesterday that hit a little. Today you're the youngest you'll be for the rest of your life. Live like it. Advice I need to take.

I think I'm with John. Someone from a poker game I deal was (maybe still is?) trying to set me up.

I've been pretty noncommittal. I've been on my own so long and it's working. Not sure I want to be with somebody. Told the person I know that she could give her friend my number, but I'm too old to change--still going to play cards, have a few beers, etc.

Have not heard anything, which is ok too.

Yes, if you're still interested in sex, or even in any kind of physical affection. If you're already getting some from either or both of those women, you're doing great.

I will tell you that when I hit 60 I was a bit depressed. When I hit 70, I felt giddy. I've been trying to cram in as much as possible. Fortunately, my schedule affords me plenty of time off to do just about what I want.

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is there a reverse cougar website for well hung men to find well healed woman?
:p

I will claim I'm well heeled. Other than that . . .

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