Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how she is now pregnant. (She's 19 btw) obviously every random girl she is friends with on facebook felt the need to congratulate her on such an amazing accompolishment. That was midly annoying to sift through, but I understand it's a big deal and all...I just have a cold heart as of late lol.
Anyways about 2hrs later she makes a new post about being pregnant because the first wasn't enough. Awesome. Like 15 mins ago she makes ANOTHER post about it saying "Can't sleep, tummy hurts, hello prego life 😀😀"
It took every ounce of my energy not to type something extremely rude like, "we ****ing get it, your pregnant."
2. Me and my friend drive 30 mins to play beerpong with these chics we met randomly one night. 2 are definitely good looking....ones a chubbba wubba though. Ok lookin face but yeah....Anyways were all playing BP along with 2 other dudes that we didnt know would be there..( I guess I understand them wanting to have 2 of their guy friends there since we've never formally hungout, but whatever...) my friend randomly makes comments the whole time whenever the chubba wubba talks to me such as "that's all you" or "wheres your girl at" when she leaves the room.
Any clue why he feels the need to say things like that? He's always been considering kind of the **** blocking type amongst our ground of friends even if it's never negatively effected me. J/W if someone can get all psychological on me and tell me why he always does that.
Actually mine is people who get upset about being asked to show their receipts as they leave. Even if it's ultimately pointless and yes you are not obligated to do it, that monolithic corporation is providing a few people jobs who probably aren't all that skilled and all I have to pay is a moments delay as I leave the store? I'm fine with it and get irritated at people who consider it a personal affront to their integrity that some bored senior has to draw a highlighter line on their receipt.
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i make a point of asking them how many people they bust each day and the answer is always "you'd be surprised how many people we catch each day with unpaid items in their cart"
it seems like a cursory glance to us that will never catch anyone, but when they see the cart approach, they know exactly which items are the ones that were most likely snuck through
#1 reason those places don't bag up your stuff is so they can do the ocular patdown
That costco checker tried to double charge me for my TP once. Got the refund, only after 20min of standing at the exit. $18 on a ~$250+ bill.
Specifically, on costco receipts, they tally the number of items. A quick count is all they are doing at the door.
I'm all about pro-moves. But I guess that's why I'm McMuffin.
People who say 'egregious' and 'disingenuous' like they are clever. These words both popped up over a year and now they are used everywhere. Completely annoys me.
Don't be disingenuous Dom...
People who say 'egregious' and 'disingenuous' like they are clever. These words both popped up over a year and now they are used everywhere. Completely annoys me.
your post is fraught with peril and it perturbs me to feel besmirched
in a parallel world hamlet spears words quicker than two shakes of a lamb tale
People who say 'egregious' and 'disingenuous' like they are clever. These words both popped up over a year and now they are used everywhere. Completely annoys me.
In his defense, he didn't specify over what year. He might have been talking about England in the 1520's.
(and yes, they both come from Latin)
you smelt it you dealt it
free ****in’ gratis
“Gratuitous” has been in my life since Wayne’s World.
I use the word gratuitous about 18% more often in parties of 5 of more
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Various school districts in the KC metro announced last week they would cancel school on Wednesday if there's a parade giving parents plenty of time to prepare.
Ours sent out the email within minutes of the game ending so they clearly decided on that last week but kept it a "surprise" or whatever. Last year they announced the cancelation the week before so I was under the impression they wouldn't cancel this year because they already had a bunch of snow days (that aren't being made up) and frankly it's not the same if you win a title every 30 years or 3 times in 5 years. Long story short, I have to find and pay for childcare last minute now.
Reason why it shouldn't piss me off is that it's obvious a good thing that they can host another parade.
People writing/saying "if ... was" instead of the proper "if ... were".
