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Is "Wilhelmshaven" Denmarkian for "her butthole"?

We don't do that in our country

Wait does that mean you throw all the gay people in the sea?

Just the ones that can't swim

RIP Sammy.

Yeah Sammy, we know the legend of Nicole from Wilhelmshaven, no need to repeat it all the time. Word on the street is other peeps may have had sexytime too in their life, on some occasions. RIP Sammy.

RIP Sammy

If you zoom in far enough, you can see Nicole's butthole.

That's not Denmark, mother ****er

looks like a butt-hole to me.

Confirmed fake news 😡

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Interestingly enough, Wilhelmshaven is a coastal town in Lower Sammy.

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Hello, sammy, my name is Bryce. I am also a twoplustwo poster and I need you to save me.

sincerely, Bryce

Safe the spaceman, save the world, Sammy!

Speaking of which...Star Trek: Picard season 3 is as good as any of the best Star Trek movies. It's a damn masterpiece.

So it's not very good?

Don't trash ST:P3 or any Picard-related matters too hard, that won't go too well around here 🙂 The world is hard enough, we need some heroes and he's as good as it gets. Yeah if you're a misogynist or whatever the word is here you could prolly say it's full of characters past their prime, but you know what else is true? Nobody f*ing cares.
Also, just for the record, that prolly applies to me too, anyways the German consul general still greets me very nicely, among other things not to be repeated here lol. GN

Among other things, I'm kinda upset for telling somewhat a lot of non-not essential parts of my recent life story to a Swedish guy I don't really know that well. Under the influence obv. He's prolly a great guy, and nothing to worry about, but I don't really know him that well. Whatever, I blame Morph...

You told him where you buried the dead hooker?

Seriously though, I've never watched a Star Trek anything, so can't really comment.

Though I have listened to Star Trekking across the universe 1 million times.

So I won't tell you my whole life story at this point. I will tell you though it doesn't involve a dead hooker at this point. Not that I know of, anyway. Whatever, several peeps have called me out so far anyway about being too nice to gals, but I'm not sure what I can do about it. Whenever I thought, someone was way overstepping the line, I always showed them the glorious like, life without me, or whatnot and as far as I can see it never was an improvement, to put it mildly and nicely. Some are not even with us anymore. Ah whatever, but what do I know...

And I got up to some conference call at 9am, it's not like I'm hopeless all the time, just like 95% of the time 😃 ....