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01 January 2024 at 11:26 AM
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by Sammy2bullets

Sammy broke a toe today

Some folk'll never break a toe,
but then again, some folk'll.

That sucks, Sammy. Sorry to hear it. Will you take any time off of work?


If I'd gotten this hand live at the local card room, it would have paid me 20% of the $121k bad beat jackpot.

Sigh.



You lost, bro. :(

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by Sammy2bullets

Sammy broke a toe today

Does it look as bad as your thumb now?


by Sammy2bullets

Sammy broke a toe today

Why did you do that?


by suitedjustice

Some folk'll never break a toe,
but then again, some folk'll.

That sucks, Sammy. Sorry to hear it. Will you take any time off of work?

No, Sammy's not weak + he sits on his ass most of the day anyway.


by Mr.mmmKay

Why did you do that?

super-magnetic ceilings


by Sammy2bullets

No, Sammy's not weak + he sits on his ass most of the day anyway.

What's Sammy working on at the moment and how is it saving the world?


Sammy was trying to find a way for humans to walk on the ceiling but he broke his toe instead


The reason why this saves the world is that it reduces the strain on gravity because it doesn't have to make us stick to the ground all the time so it has more resources to suck CO_2 into the ground instead


this is peak Danish Engineer thinking


Idiot


by fidstar-poker

What's Sammy working on at the moment and how is it saving the world?

Super-magnetic ceilings!

The reason why this saves the world is that it reduces the strain on gravity because it doesn't have to make us stick to the ground all the time so it has more resources to suck CO_2 into the ground instead


I knew it!


I know nobody cares and all that, just sayin. Also Saturday seems to be the main party dis weekend so that's the only reason I'm moar or less still in the cond to poast dis. Luv S. Lol


Haha


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GN. We are doomed, anyways


by Sammy2bullets

Super-magnetic ceilings!

The reason why this saves the world is that it reduces the strain on gravity because it doesn't have to make us stick to the ground all the time so it has more resources to suck CO_2 into the ground instead

Too late. Lionel Richie already has a patent on it.


by Sammy2bullets

Super-magnetic ceilings!

The reason why this saves the world is that it reduces the strain on gravity because it doesn't have to make us stick to the ground all the time so it has more resources to suck CO_2 into the ground instead

Couldn't we all stay in the 1st floor or higher instead?


That's just stupid.


Everyone's a critic.




Guys guys I solved the national debt! 😀

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