Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

I start this with some pictures:

nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV


nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4) -$5943.81


nl10 -$773.92 -15 buy ins below EV


Total loss -$15509.91


This is me playing nl2, nl5 and nl10 on party poker for one year.

My history begins somewhere in same period when they started to show WSOP shows in television. I think I have played 12-13 years nows mainly NL2, some amount of NL5 and little bit of NL10 what is the biggest stake i've ever played.

I've read all Sklansky, all Harrington, all Miller, watched huge amount of videos, bought trackers and calculators.

Still after those years and after that all I've lost huge amount of money on those stakes. I try to play my best but losing to huge suckouts like 95/5 favorite makes me really upset.

I've lost literally all my money including all my life savings to online poker. I want to try one last time to win those money back and little bit of extra. That's why $16k. What I need is support and guiding.

I had thread on micro forum but they deleted it just when people start to understand that this is real situation and not fake.

And if you wonder where that biggest loser comes from it was said by guy who has been playing for living many years. He said I'm the biggest loser in history counted as lost buy ins.

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18 March 2019 at 01:30 PM
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10 years P. Maybe time for new hobby tbh.


by swerbs22 k

10 years P. Maybe time for new hobby tbh.


I suggest PLO! Your suck out statistics will be much more impressive. 5x 80% equity losses can be achieved in under an hour on a somewhat typical day. Good (bad) luck, Paisting!


another 14 buyin above EV, how are you still so lucky?


by Paisting k

Give me month with no suckouts and I give you worst winning month.

There is no such thing in poker - everyone who plays a minimal amount of hands will experience suckouts (both given and received). This is a game with an element of luck, and if you can't handle that, switch to chess.


Why is your graph missing 0 from -100 and lower. My first thought was that -55$ is a decent month but....


If you're getting it in ahead but constantly getting outdrawn (as you claim) then why aren't you taking the 'all-in cashout' feature? If you did, you'd be crushing it.

fwiw, I was looking to boost my 888 roll for playing some 25nl SNAP tables so I dropped in on the 10nl games but was unable to find you :(
What time (GMT) are you playing on there... and which days?

same sn on 888 as on here


Riddle me this paisting. If you lose due to suckouts, why is your EV line going down? I dont think you are even able to understand the concept.
Your graph shows you were the whale sucking out massively. You should have lost an additional 140$.
I also had a good chuckle where the line goes straight down and you went complete shove monkey. But it's understandable since you had massive luck in the beginning of the month and then your terrible playstyle caught up to you. Must be brutal. Maybe try logging off before shoving any two and donating all your money to the player pool.

All things considered it looks like a decent month for you. I think you can be proud of that result with whatever mental disability you are fighting.

good luck at the tables


oh wow 10 years already congrats I guess?


by retired3 k

oh wow 10 years already congrats I guess?

Thanks man! Topic is 10 years and one of the most views here. I've been playing like 20 years. Many donkeys that have made decent money and even played for living has gone. They said to me no one is playing smallest stakes 20 years and I said to them watch me. No they are gone and I'm here. Who is in the business and who is out? Tell me.


wat


Weird brag lol, congrats i guess?


Why wouldn't you try to improve after so many years?

BvB you open 54s and Call BB's 3BET.
Flop J97 rainbow
You crai (100bb's eff.) Wtf? lol

3bai 100bb eff with J4s, KQs, etc. Tilt shoves constantly.

Or ripping in 4x pot on the flop with TPGK


by Poker_Orifice k

Why wouldn't you try to improve after so many years?

Because she is mentally challenged idiot that loves the attention. No one would give her any attention is she actually tried to be a better player instead of dillusional moron. Imagine being that stupid you play games you think are rigged can't beat the whales for 20 years and think that is something to brag about? And being so salty against others who play the game 10-20k hands making a bankroll big enough to move up instead of wasting time in basically playmoney games lol.


by Poker_Orifice k

Why wouldn't you try to improve after so many years?


Just looked up your name from my database and you got that green mark? Do you know what it means?


by Paisting k

Just looked up your name from my database and you got that green mark? Do you know what it means?



that he's a nit whale that has won a substantial amount of buy-ins from you. what's the score?


by MastaAces k


that he's a nit whale that has won a substantial amount of buy-ins from you. what's the score?

I tag only whales. And green is the worst of the worst. Massive Whale.


by Paisting k

I tag only whales. And green is the worst of the worst. Massive Whale.


disgusting! i bet he's lucky and sucks out all of the time too. how much have you lost to him?


by Paisting k

I tag only whales. And green is the worst of the worst. Massive Whale.

I don't think you are mentally capable of classifying poker players


by Kendoo k

I don't think you are mentally capable of classifying poker players

If you look carefully you see green tag on that player stats.


No point in tagging players. Every colour means: "Better than me."


by heat555 k

No point in tagging players. Every colour means: "Better than me."

I tag only whales. Look those hands where green tagged suckout. If you say those whales are better you really don’t even yourself understand what you write here.


Paisting, when is someone a whale according to you? How much do they have to be losing?

On the public tracking sites i find this info:
Paisting on 888 has a "winrate" of -600 over 10k hands
Paisting on ACR has a "winrate" of -89 over 101k hands

Do you find many players/whales at your tables with a lower "winrate"?


by Slugant k

Paisting, when is someone a whale according to you? How much do they have to be losing?

On the public tracking sites i find this info:
Paisting on 888 has a "winrate" of -600 over 10k hands
Paisting on ACR has a "winrate" of -89 over 101k hands

Do you find many players/whales at your tables with a lower "winrate"?

There is no any working tracking site to see cash games. Those are hoax and when you look from those russian sites you see that player you are looking has played last time months ago.

Instant whale tag is limp-call-call-check or on reraised pot call-call also every time when 80% stealer 2x then calls massive reraise and calls flop.


by Paisting k

I tag only whales. Look those hands where green tagged suckout. If you say those whales are better you really don’t even yourself understand what you write here.

Those whales are definitely at least twice as good as you.

Winrates show you are the biggest whale ever.


by Paisting k

Thanks man! Topic is 10 years and one of the most views here. I've been playing like 20 years. Many donkeys that have made decent money and even played for living has gone. They said to me no one is playing smallest stakes 20 years and I said to them watch me. No they are gone and I'm here. Who is in the business and who is out? Tell me.

I come on here just to read your blog to see if you are still blogging. So what is your estimated total results over last 20 years? What kind of work do you do for a living?

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